"That will be 2 million dollars please..."

>"That will be 2 million dollars please..."

*plus unborn child

You guys take bitcoin?

Can I offer you my first son instead?

>not sneaking in some chicken tendies in mommy's purse

yours or your wifes?

You really can't take in outside condiments in US theaters? But a gun is fine if you want to shoot the screen or people?

That's what freedom is kiddo. You are free to take your gun wherever you want but you're NOT free to ruin the market and crash the economy to eat your cheap supermarket crab legs while you watch a movie. If you don't like it don't come here.

Where is Tyrone

sup redit

This guy gets it

>his country is so shitty he can't walk in the theaters with any food he wants
lmao i can just grab a subway and a coke and get in

>warm, fluffy, liquid gold

>eating shitty greasy fast food
Disgusting. This is why you're all skinnyfat balding losers with awful skin
>he doesn't have a strict diet rich in fruits, vegetables and fiber
There's always time to change for the better

funny because I can just grab a subway and a coke and get into your mom

>he thinks diet is the cause of male pattern baldness

>he knows the "everyone is fat" meme is dying out so tries to say they're skinnyfat

>popcorn
>shitty or greasy
It's fast to make, you got that one

You won't get past the airport security with subway and coke

No thank you I snuck my crab legs in

>his country is so shitty that he makes extra stops to eat American food in the theatres
Flattered

>movie has no single's policy
>take my brother with me to go see kino
>we both sit in silence and enjoy the movie

WAS THAT SO HARD Sup Forums?

I used to sneak food in until most theaters started doing mandatory rectal inspections.

>Go to theater
>Have to pay up to 30 bucks for everything if movie is 3D, 20 - 25 if 2D
>mfw I could be paying around 10 for everything if the theater would stop jewing out and let me bring in dollar store popcorn and pop instead

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Last time I went to the movies I got thrown in the dungeon because the Theater Sultan was displeased with my tribute.