I think people, in general, are plebeians that are brainwashed by the type of media that they expose themselves to

>I think people, in general, are plebeians that are brainwashed by the type of media that they expose themselves to.
>plebeians
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ONE OF US ONE OF US

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More like her publicist is one of us.

>pleb calling others a pleb
Yes she definitely fits with you Sup Forumsirgins

She really is Crispin Glover weird but no one could see it until she fucked up her face with botox.

we made it Sup Forums and Sup Forums

>female intellectuals

Hi Megan . shame what you did to your beautiful pretty face. Cunt

>ONE OF US

she always has been

brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/megan_fox.html

>I personally always find something really scary about watching little girls learning to manipulate their dads by baby talking. Then they grow up and use the same technique on their boyfriends or husbands. That scares me because it's just so sick on so many levels.

>I could see myself in a relationship with a girl; Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing.

>I have no friends and I never leave my house.


>Ninety-eight percent of the things that come out of my mouth are intended to be harmless or even charming. They're not ever intended to be offensive or controversial.

retarded bitch ruined her face. she's going to look like the cat man in a decade

Are you here right now Megan?

how does she manage to look so different in these two pictures? is it just the angle and lighting? maybe it's the smile.

Fuck you Sup Forums

Real life sex dolls are my fetish

Her face
She look like a Reptil

yea but the bitch also lets the stars guide her
i think even chris evans shitted on her for it

fuck this is going to be even more hilarious than what happened to tila tequila

both those things, left has the flash going off

Only plebs hate Megan.

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dat nasty ass thumb

here's some of her best quotes

JUST

I know this is super sketchy "evidence" but I know a few people who've worked with her in a professional setting (so no random on the street fan encounters) and they all claim she's among the most insufferable people they've ever met. It's not like she's mean or a bad person, but she's most likely actually autistic on top of being such a large germaphobe that it controls her entire life (still got a ton of tattoos because apparently she doesn't realize how gross that is). She will not shake hands with anybody ever and shooting days and photoshoots will often be forced to go on far longer than planned or even be cancelled entirely because even though she insists on wearing lots and lots and lots of makeup, none of the make up artists are allowed to touch her; not with their hands, not with their equipment. People are not even allowed to come close to her because of potential germs and she will hold her breath if people are within a meter (~ 3 feet) of her. Her claims about disliking impersonal sex and only having had sex with two people are sort of true, and sort of not. She's had sex with a ridiculous amount of people, mainly to advance in Hollywood, but not out of sluttines or anything; she just didn't care about getting fucked whatsoever and sex made her feel entirely neutral because she was/is unable to make a human connection (probably a result of the aforementioned autism).

Or so I've been told.

that was already after plenty of surgeries though

fair

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>I would love to do a movie naked...no one dares make that kind of film today
it's official, she's going to do porn. As soon as someone tells her what porn is.

Is she fucking insane?

>pyramids were energy plants
>the sarcophagus was planted by the government
>people are brainwashed by the media

What the hell?
This would be a shitpost on /x/. The fuck happened to her?

I wonder what her feet smell like? :/

>it's official, she's going to do porn.

Nope, she says she'll never get naked on film, doesn't even do selfie nudes. Hilarious that Jennifer's Body is R rated as fuck but all her scenes are these cut aways with no real nudity.

mtv.com/news/articles/1620922/20090908/story.jhtml

>“Ugh, never!” said the actress. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”

>Just as there will be no nudity on camera in the comfort of her own home, there will be no nudity for Fox on set either. “I can’t ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film,” she said. “It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can’t. I just can’t.”

Besides, she out of her prime.

>happened
she was always like this

I did not know she was batshit insane.

Now the whole "Micheal Bay is hitler" thing makes a lot more sense.

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Tattoo
>typical white trash basic bitch