/beach volleyball/ hues BTFO edition

>Larissa/Talita (BRA) v. Ludwig/Walkenhorst (GER)
Ludwig/Walkenhorst win 2-0 advance to gold medal match

>Ross/Walsh Jennings (USA) v. Agatha/Barbara (BRA) tonight
winner tbd, match in about 40 bings

>OUR GIRLS sub edition

:')

KWJ in straight sets tonight

>yfw brazil doesn't make it to finals

REEEEEEEEEE STOP REMINDING ME OF HER.

We'll probably never see the qt again.

It's true that this Brazil squad is weaker, but never assume things. I'll wait until they're one point away from victory.

WWII match for finals incoming

...

Five minute heads up.

bump for Ludwig

is no one watching men's Italy-Russia match?

We're mostly here for the ladies.

Andddddddd the Russian guy is crying. :(

Weird seeing a Russian man cry

Maybe there not so different

Please let us win at least a set this time around.

Fuck, my streams are showing the end of the Leafs/Frogs hoop game. It hasn't started already has it?

No idea. I'm on a slav stream.

meh

It's starting.

Also why the fuck they sing the anthems before the match?

Oh shit, the stadium looks packed.

literally who?

stream?
nbc is sperging out on me

Did the match start?

NBC says it hasn't

Fucking NBC with their gymnast interviews RREEEEEEEE

I BELIEVEEEE.

>not the solo femcommentator on the stream
already disappointed desu. Her drunken/autism commentary was great.

>aust stream showing ads
>leaf stream showing ads

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You're about to get blown the fuck out m8

>His stream didn't do it in between the matches

LEL.

these butts

Did anyone just see the Bob Costas interview with Simone Biles and Aly Raisman?

It was terrible

>these fucks booing Walsh Jennings

Pls don't act all arrogant....

Brazil will play the bronze medal match against themselves! hahhahhahhahhahahhah

Thicc Brasillian beach volleyball bunda on display!

Yeah I wanna punch that faggot in the face so bad

>bob costas
>interview
>nbc
>comcast

bro we don't need to even think about seeing it to know it was terrible

Let's go Walsh

Ross too.

not so sure

KWJ is elite but Ross is much weaker

It was funny. Simone and Aly just don't give a fuck

Hues are fucking awful. Divegrass and heem fans already knew this but I'm glad it's being shown on a world stage.

could you fucks stop boooing our girls?

Where are the hues?

They're here.

We all know that Aly is gonna get railed by Zac Efron now

We got this in the bag lads.

Nothing personal, BRA.

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Still in the regular volleyball thread

Indoor volley

This.

This is not a sure game. If it was KJW and MMT, it would be different.

H-hey guys, mind if I join in?

SPAGHETTI BEING SPILLED.

shit, we're in trouble

Yes, get out.

Nah just kidding, who gives a fuck.

Zak is homosex

DON'T JINX THIS

LET'S GET IT WALSHGOAT

>Walsh in charge of returning serves

>LOSING TO THE INFERIOR SQUAD

GOLD FOR GERMANY.

>says unknown.
>is andorra

Why the hues are booing the American couple?

I had no opinion of Ross before beach volleyball started. Now I'm beginning to hate her.

They do it to everyone.

>The crowd may fire them up and inspire them
>Or it may make them feel too much pressure
>I don't know, let's see if they win or lose and then I can decide which one happened

Volleyball "analysis"

>wearing sunglasses when it's dark outside

are the NBA players there again tonight?

Agatha > Jaque

WEW.

That would be most sports analysis

The Kinestape on Ross just makes me think Ross*

*notgreat

Opera does funny things like that

it's to keep the sand out their eyes

This is no fun without opposition. Not a hue in sight.

THERE WE GO. MORE OF THAT, AND KEEP ROSS AWAY.

Indoor is about to be over. They will be here,

>tfw this is the most packed and mental crowd I've seen at rio so far

Hues are cunts but hats off for this

I'll probably regret wanting hues....

What's the significance of KWJ's key necklace?

Even the earlier match wasn't this crowded.

All hues have are soccer and beach volleyball.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

America sweeps. Cap this.

Barbara salty.

no

nice serve Ross

Come on Ross wtf

>knuckle pokey

The female commentator will say this at least a dozen times tonight.

Sure, always room for one more on the sand.

I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN

>Cucked Mexican

I'll never understand this.

>"Real saucy by the southpaw"

>6'3''
>Can't reach a ball
Get the fuck out of here Kerri.

c h i

Brazil loses again in indoor

lel

>booing again

Except she can't because she isn't the main commentator now. She's the color, so she'll add small comments here and there, but not THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME LIKE THE LAST WEEK AND A HALF. Fuck she's annoying. "POKEY"

>Real ARMY
>Not real wristy

Please.

No, I'm not one of those fuckers. I'm saying they usually have a white hot hatred of us, so this is a bit odd to see.

To China? China advances? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAHAHHAHA

You are my greatest ally :^)

Also hues are acting like cunts to everyone that is not a brazilian.

HUE HUE INCOMING