>you wake up
>see this
>"human don't be scared, we are here in peace, we travel around the interdimensional space in the search of the best form of, art sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions in significant forms through the elements of rhythm, melody, harmony, and color, or how humans calls, music"
what do you show them
what are 'significant forms'?
harsh noise
*unsheathes anus*
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obviously
youtube.com
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Pet Sounds, obviously. It is the peak of human music.
HA HA HA HA HA
You'll get us all killed.
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Aliens would probably hate earth music. Our taste in pitch and beat are a result of how our own vocal chords and heartbeat sound, so maybe something classical with large variations in tone and tempo?
imagine how offensive this would be
youtube.com
musical declaration of war i imagine
idk man why you ask me, you tell me
Heaven by Los Lonely Boys
Nobody could possibly hate that song
hi Millions of Dead Posers
Two Princes by Spin Doctors
AKA
Objectively the most enjoyable song ever written
>Not allstar
something to remind them of home
>not Breakfast At Tiffany's