1986

>1986
>the viewers are suppose to believe a piece of technology like the ship they flew in exists
>that a woman was allowed that type of hairstyle in egypt

nice plotholes how can you marvelfags defend this?

>Fox
>Marvelfags

What a second...what just a god damn second.
Is she supposed to be from Egypt?!?!?
There aren't any Congoids in EGYPT!!!!!!

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X Men is for idiotic children.

WE

This was extremely dumb
Also is tumblr whining about her being stronger by changing her hair from black to white, aka white power

>now excuse me, i have a cunny thread to put up

I assumed buttfuck nowhere africa and ended up in egypt because reasons

I'm confused, the movie start with the marvel logo

>80s

Punk rok came about in the '70s. so it's kosher


>TFW no qt punk brown gf

IN EGYPT?

WE

I kinda liked it

have you seen/read Persepolis

Fucking Sri Lanka has a scene, so yeah.


The world doesn't become some weird homogeneous whole once you leave the west

Comics had it.

Now go fuck off.

>the viewers are suppose to believe a piece of technology like the ship they flew in exists

They had bipedal robots that ran off of advanced A.I and portable machines that could scan people's DNA in the 70's. Is a secret stealth jet all the crazy?

>who in Egypt would allow this girl who can literally bring lightning down on us to style her hair this way?

I'm pretty sure nobody in Egypt had a choice in her hairstyle, ya dingus.

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Who is this sayman daymon

Why is storm evil?

She was on her period during the events of the movie and only helped the X-Men when her period had ended.

Stale meme. You aren't funny. Kill yourself.

>helps apocalypse for the entire movie
>last second of the movie changes her mind and tries to kill him

talk about shitty writing

What? That was Mystique.

holy wonder bra batman

her she's flat as fuck irl

Well the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird served from 1964

And that's when it went into service, it was being worked on before then. Beast is super clever as well. What's so hard to believe?

Yeah. No way she has anything other than an A cup

Her name is fucking PSYlocke and used zero telepathy and premonition as in what her fucking name says. Instead she's just a pink glowy sword and one piece bathing suit, needless to say it was very disappointing. She could've made herself into a muuuuch bigger asset and a lot more interesting to the plot.

In the comics she didn't take on the punk look until after she went through some shit in Japan and became mean to Kitty or something. I assumed in the movie she got it after becoming a horseman or joining the X-men although I guess I'm wrong, I haven't seen it.

Arabs have a long history of enslaving niggers. They did the right thing and chopped their dick and balls off first so they didn't fuck up society by breeding.

In the movie she had a mohawk from the get go, but her hair wasn't white until she got APOCALYPS'D

Because the characters are Marvel. It's not apart of the MCU.

Arabs aren't indigenous to Egypt.

ITT: stormblr shitposts aimlessly

Apocalypse was basically just a fab hairstylist, designer, and haberdasher in this flick.

I love how Olivia Munn obsessively annotated her nude photos

>They go see Return of the Jedi
>Girls actually giving a quater of a shit about Star wars in the 80's

Really nigga?

the original star wars movie made more money in the box office based on inflation then the new one

the main star war films were never a secret club, all the EU shit was

Do they explain why they made apocalypse cut angels hair with the same style?

>You're in my house now
>Gets curb stomped effortlessly
What did he mean by this?

>yes but everyone knows that a purple mutant child built the pyramids by levitating blocks of sandstone that bit is fine

Fuck off OP

wtf she wearing

>>Gets curb stomped effortlessly

dumb shit n.112, why the fuck was Jean waiting until that moment to do her trick ?

did you even watch the movie?

superslut suit

iirc the phoenix thing isnt actually her but is some other power

a bigger issue for me was that the military just shows up and abducts people (including a highly ranked CIA agent) and holds them without charge for no reason

and the only explanation is THEY'RE THE MILITARY AND THE MILITARY IS BAD, DUH EVERYONE KNOWS THAT

no, that's not how it works. The military can't just kidnap people. If there had been a line about martial law being declared or something then fine, but why was that officer not arrested for grossly exceeding his authority?

Believability is important.

>my child when you join me you have to wear bondage gear, I have a dresscode
>also you need to strike a pose with your arms crossed and your legs apart at all times
>AT ALL TIMES
>my child

So is she just gonna be bald in the next movie? Why the fuck do they keep taking off more hair?

striker was off doing his own thing, in comic book land random arms of the military act unilaterally, they sort of set him up on his own in dofp, but its only really clear if you already know who he is and what he gets up to

but he had that line about how he had been promoted since dofp, clearly he's not just some rogue with a private army

either way during that whole segment I was thinking well this is fucking dumb

and the post credits scene seemed to imply that now we're moving away from the military and to the private sector as the generic bad guy organization with unrealistically unlimited authority for some reason because THEY'RE A CORPORATION AND CORPORATIONS ARE EVIL, DUH EVERYONE KNOWS THAT

That was Mr. Sinister's corporation.

lel, it's 1986, not 2000 B.C. you retard

>The military can't just kidnap people.
Do you seriously believe this?

>DUDE EVERYWHERE IN THE MIDDLE EAST IS LIKE SAUDI ARABIA LMAO

It's not a normal haircut but no one would behead her for it.

If we're talking about them kidnapping US citizens on US soil, then no they don't. You need some explanation to explain why they're acting so unilaterally and outside of the law, literally all they needed was one line about a state of emergency being declared for it not to be so difficult to buy.

Are you kidding me?! :D

>nitpicking when >mutants literally defy all physics
its a flawed logic premise from the start, unless these people consume millions of calories or fucking absorb light more efficiently than solar panels.

just enjoy the capeshit

though i do agree, it took a dip from DoFP, but it was on par with FC and X2. however, some production elements were a bit questionable at times

Striker's unit isn't military, they said so in the previous movie, and he has a higher authority than the military.

so what is he then?

Not sure but obviously some kind of special op

the special forces are part of the military user, they serve at the pleasure of the president and are bound by US laws

one of which is that you can't just kidnap people

I meant something more in the line of a CIA/Mossad type agency, but smaller and more secret.

What I don't get is why apocalypse picks fucking Angel and Psylocke as two of his horsemen.
They both suck and there are tons of stronger mutants out there. Not to mention Angel, whose power is having wings, died from falling.

She had really nice pits though.

actually apocalypse changed angel so now his superpower is bleeding to death from accidentally cutting himself while sleeping

It's all garbage regardless

>Blue Pill: The post

if you've got evidence of the US military kidnapping US citizens on US soil, or generally acting outside the law and not being prosecuted for it then feel free to post it, if you don't then please figuratively return to where you came from

>Cairo is a strict muslim city like Mecca
so youre an idiot. Especially in the 80s, Cairo had plenty of english living there. Was a paradise

>xmen are a metaphor for fear and repression of minorities
>there is one arab girl and everyone else is white (or blue but transform into white people)

theyre already a minority being a mutant you wanker

Storm's parentage is Kenyan & American, but she grew up on the streets of Cairo because she was there with her parents as a child and they were killed.

just thought it was kind of funny