/brit/ more like /shit/

Kanbaru edition

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anime

post IMG_1142 lad

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pooey wank

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This is not a bad album

he probably has a very attractive gf now

unironically have nudes of this lad

Can't get the Prisoners of Love track out of my head lads.

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post them ironically

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giz a kissy

would suck any of your knobs ironically

almost beddy byes lads

Every time I post I have to be very careful not to get banned because I live with someone who also browses Sup Forums

same here lad in about 30 minutes

see you there :3

Does anyone here like KKB?

What you gonna do now fuckboi

GOOD FUCKING MORNING GOD DAMMIT

have the memes reached sarah or crusher yet?

*hears something that sounded like a runt saying good morning*

huh

*walks away*

Not bad - it's great but it's clearly a few steps below their debut

keepin my stomach full and my balls empty ;D

the stored poo is bulging against my prostate

Is this true?

halt I am reptar

>angela merkel's approval rating is 74%

how fucking brainwashed are germans?

yes, the UK is DOOMED

hmm
>Need to look over 18 or have ID to buy superglue or sharp knives
yes for knives, no for glue
>London is somewhere between 40 and 60% white, its such a clusterfuck nobody even knows anymore
yes
>Every single major city is FULL of shitskins
not really
>Large portion of the country is comprised of revolting 60s and 70s homes and concrete tower blocks
yes, but they're slowly being torn down
>Sky is grey for more than 2/3 of the year
no
>NHS waiting times are astronomical and it keeps eating more and more money
yes, but this is because the government are shit (though for some reason everyone keeps voting them in)
>Feminist shit and lefty shit is almost as rife as in America
no
>Still have gun crime but it's almost impossible to get a gun if you're not a criminal
gun crime isn't an issue anymore, also no to the latter
>Most ex-empire countries hate us
no
>Now continental Europe hates us
not really
>Have to turn to America and suck their willy to survive
we've always done this

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literally on lunch in the office as I type this

pretty much this

madman

howling at the fact the NHS made a fucking appearance in the 2012 london olympic opening ceremony

grim

look quite a lot like are 1142 tbf

literally at my desk sippin' a mug of green tea as I type this :D

hmmm

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creasing

t. "redpilled" poltard

Yank on vacation in Ireland here. My Dad is soooo embarrassing.

He kissed the fucking ground when we landed.

>Mother Eire, your sons have returned

Insisted on asking everyone and their mother their "lineage".

Tried speaking Gaelic EVERY SINGLE CHANCE he got.

Got tossed from a pub for praising the IRA.

Ruined my attempt at flirting with a qt by clapping me on the back and telling her I shit you not.

>"Looks like my lad is about to get REAL Irish luck".

Rambled about Protestant scum (we're fucking Lutherans).

Walked with a cane.

Greeted passerby with "TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YE"

I wanted to die. I'm never going on a trip with him again.

Lads nigger

keep anime from your general

t. anime pro

EXAMS ARE FINISHED
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

LETS GO

mine finished over a week ago
keep up lad

sorry lad, some of us do real degrees like physics and engineering, not history/sociology

>exams finishing in january

bizarro country

finished mine in december...

Hmm

I think brexit might have been a big mistake.

Oh well the 52% of people who voted clearly know what's best for the entire country.

have more in May/June

Harveybo lol

i do physics lol

runt

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what unis do you lads go to?

i go to melbourne which is #32 in the world so is your uni better than mine?

>be at bar
>ride the electric bull
>security guard comes up to me and says I have to leave
>shocked, have no idea why they want to kick me out
>convince the security guard that I did nothing wrong and he goes over to speak to the other guards
>apologizes and says enjoy your night

Ah yes

mine was voted Welsh University of the Year

beat that

I go to the University of Life, best in the world

a majority of the electorate are so desparate for change that they would ignore the advice of hundreds of economists and academics. hmm.

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mine is #244 but apparently voted Scottish university of the year

not too bummed it was still a miracle I got in I literally failed a year of highschool but turns out I'm much more fit for university

I already came this morning please stop with the lewd OPs

film friday at work lads. watching bridge of spies

Mother Eire, your sons have returned

do you have to watch film?

caerdydd

absolutely fucking hate this brown cunt

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Top 20 in UK alledgidly, feels good man

is yours better than ANU

no, could just sit at my desk and work or go on the internet. just fancied the film. pretty good so far.

Let's see now...

the NHS is probably going to be semi-privatised
all schools are going to be turned into academies
all the banks are going to leave us, taking lots of jobs
we're not going to be in the single market
theresa may can implement as many authoritarian laws as she wants

but that's all fine because at least we got our sovereignty back

right guys?

Fascist Friday at work lads, currently sat in Richard Spencer lecture

abertawe

Fat Friday at work lads, currently on my third donut

Got called a racist in greggs earlier lads

good parody of my fb feed

Melbourne is better on all lists except one (QS - which coincidentally people quote the most).

The times ranks Melbourne higher by about 20 places globally

Why are australians talking about the breggsit?

or are you guys clinging on to the hope that you can export more 'roo meat to us?

work keeps sending emails reminding people to shower and use deodorant
reckon I'm part of the problem tbqh

funnily enough I just went to greggs

as fucking dire as usual

time to lick a toilet seat to get rid of the taste

FIRST YOU FALL DOWN, THEN YOU GET BACK UP AGAIN.

Business idea: move to canada

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yfw trampoline is about sarah bouncing on the #CRUSHER's 10 incher

*draws a picture of you*
*adds the stink-lines*

softcunts love to whine about every little thing
facebook is softcunt city

>gf telling me she has a tummy ache while we're both at work
oh shit hang on love
*snaps fingers*
there sorted
for fuck sake

did you cummy in her tummy

on, regularly
in, nah

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doing a mellow

break her nose

then she'll forget abot the stomach ache and possibly make you a sandwich

>yes for knives, no for glue

Wrong. It's anecdotal, but I had a job in some engineering workship as a 19 year old lad and went to buy some adhesive from the local oddjobs. They looked at me funny and told me I had to show ID to buy it.

I was like, "Excuse me? What?". Proper flabbergasted, I was.

They refused to budge, and I actually had to call some lass from the office to come over and buy it for me. Totally surreal.

Business idea: move to Ireland, when i get off the plane kiss the ground and say "mother eire thy sons have returned"

don't care

good post

Isn't it weird that my housemate who has been with his gf for like 3 years now still uses condoms?

You'd think she'd be on the pill

this is the reason i dont have a gf, they always require attention