Table tenis is an olimpic sport

>table tenis is an olimpic sport
>this is not

Why?

QUICK QUESTION: what is this called where you live?
Depending on the region, we have:
Krökeln
Kicker
Tischfußball

bulletball comes first pal

"calcio balilla" or more commonly "biliardino"

no problem with that, if the associations have the right money everything can became olympic...thanks to the jews

>Krökeln
wat

fußball

table football

Wuzzln, or Wuzzler, sometimes the more formal Tischfußball.

futbolito

Stolni (nogomet).

bordfodbold

...

döggele

Foosball

Csocsó

All your languages are so stupid.

shut the fuck up

gay
kys leaf fag

i actually don't know. i thought it was bordfotball, but that's something else apparently. i just say foosball.

It's called foosball in the states too

Foosball is the only correct name

we call it table soccer

Table football, sometimes bar football

Table soccer t bh

>Not appreciating the beauty and skills required to play table tennis

Futbol stołowy (table football) or more commonly piłkarzyki (diminutive of footballers, guess would translate as tiny footballers)

Podosferaki (Little Football)

thats cute

totó

or pebolim if you're a faggot

foosball

also im extremely good at this and havent lost for god knows how long, i let people go 2v1 against me. i wish this was an olympic sport.

Futbolín, but we play it with different kind of players.

Spinny-kick

2v1 doesnt make it easier bro xxx

it's surprising how most of the world doesn't use the superior two legged players, allows for more varied gameplay and tricks

it's kicker unless you live in a place called Shitholeburg in Bayern or so

Twisty wristy score a nifty

kek

I was trying to think of a funny one like this but you did it better.

interesting

>those faggots that spin the handle

That shit is only possible on cheap tables anyway. And someone with a more composed and cool playstyle will win in the long run.

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guys

If a table allows balls to be stuck in corners, then destroy it and build a new one.

yes it does, people can more easily focus on their goalie and also there are 3 knobs but only 2 hands. dont talk to me like you understand this game, faggot, i'd whoop your ass into the next dimension

wuzln kurbeln

>table tennis is a sport
>this is not

anymore questions?

tafelvoetbal

I'd much rather see air hockey

That shit would be intense

>wanting another discipline dominated by gooks

so much this
i DARE anyone to beat me on this shit