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Jonsa is love, Jonsa is life Edition

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first for farts

first for Jaqen h'ghar

GRRM wouldn't condone trvializing his own characters with juvenile DBZ power level bullshit.

I can't understand how autists never get tired of this conversation. Like the characters are even fucking real in the first place. What happens in real life when good fighters meet? They fight, one loses. The loss can be due to any number of factors, skill obviously being a primary influence. But at a certain point it just doesn't matter anymore.

Promise me, Ned.

What the fuck is this thing? A cum rag?

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

Promise me, Ned.

A poster is no one.

is a man an ant?

First for the Queendom of the Norf

Would you hold her hair back while she's blowing 5 dothrakis savages?

First for true King of the North (The Just)

>next episode is a Radmure episode

Are you fucking ready, Sup Forums?

in medieval times royalties used sniff perfumed napkins such as pic related so they don't smell the awful stench of shit, piss, and more shit on the common streets.

I miss Joffrey.

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First for the one true king

The books are fantasy trash.

They are the Dragon ball z

They are capeshit

They are memes

Read real literature

I want to see him rape Arya.

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nth for Satin

>they are memes

Do you know where youre posting?

this guy walks up to to at the bar, in full armor, unsheathes his world famous sword made from a star, and commands that you go home with him tonight.

wat do?

Will Daenerys' love for dothraki cock become a new fashion in Westeros?

Call my frog friend.

Go home with him. He could just ask though, but this way I'd get turned on more.

>tfw ywn watch him lovingly suck Jons cock.

noh!

who here /whispering wood/

Its funniest because had Jaime not got his sword stuck, they would have lost.

>Will Daenerys' love for dothraki cock
She's only ever fucked one Dothraki guy though

literally fucking perfect

Not true, wikifag.

The battle was lost, but Jaime might have killed Robb if his sword hadn't gotten stuck.

>Her cunt became the world
What did he mean by this?

On Camera.

Drogo probably even let his horses fuck her.

>bookfags will never fuck off

youtube.com/watch?v=ek2O6bVAIQQ

It is known

she developed Stockholm syndrome from his massive dothraki dong tho

>Killing the King
>Not a win

Huh?

It even plays out similiarly in the show you mong. He just loses his sword instead

nah the battle was lost no matter what but Robb would have been dead and Jaime probably would have got killed after doing so, wonder what would have happened after that

>Cherrypicking scenes.
Nice strawman douchebag.

who here /blacked/

ready here

I'm ready to see some TULLY FUCKING SHITS getting BTFO!

the battle isn't shown at all you cuck

She isn't even herself, books are much better at hinting this. She is traumatized since her childhood, beaten and abused by Viserys, then sold as a little girl to Drogo to rape her until she loved it. When she speaks and the way she thinks about things is just off somehow, I've read some psychological analysis about her long time ago and since then I can't see her as powerful woman, but rather a fucked up girl. She either has this magic inside of her or she stumbled upon it or it even controls her partially, without it she'd be useless or kill herself.

lmao why u a stannis fan ?

dany is way cooler lol

>Huh?

>forces routed, commander captured
>win

If you read the books, you would know. It is outright stated.

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>He cut down 10 of our men
>"Id give you my sword lady stark but I seem to have lost it"

Doesnt have to be you fucking moron. They literally say what he did.

>jon is still rounding up supporters 2 episodes before the battle

he should've already set the siege lines

fucking retard bastard

>cherry picking
No

The books are poorly written all around. Go to any given page and you'll read a line that would make any real intellectual cringe.

>you will never marry her

She's literally perfect.

>i'd give you my sword, but they took it after I surrendered

are you doing a meme right now or something? or are you actually retarded

>greatest sworsperson and knight in the land
>duelist of completely unrivaled skill

>Leader of an army killed
>Not a win

Jaime was a high ranking commander but ultimatly Joffrey was Robbs equivilent

Thats like saying if they took Greatjon but lost Joffrey, its a win.

Killing Robb is what Joffrey wanted. The only people who would care if Jaime is captured or killed are Tywin, Cersei and Tyrion.

>arousal was arousing

lol

>that very barely slightly visible nipple/areola
>those supple tits

HOLY FUCK i want to fckn marry her

Maybe you should read the books, moron

She is the GOAT. Notice how she defeats groups of people at the same time but Dayne couldn't? Men btfo.

>mfw the show ends with one of the sand snakes on the iron throne

the time-space in GoT actually shrink as you travel further, that's how you get from Westeros to eastern Essos in 3 episodes but it takes you at least 5 to rally up the north. if you travel by ship which would take you south within days, it will appear so to you but a year or more could pass and two or more seasons.

Can't wait for these two to run the realm
>7 kingdom fags btfo

I have read the books. Maybe you should learn basic military stratagy.

If Jaime kills Robb, who heads the Northern army? Crippled Bran? 3 year old Rickon?

The Northerners didnt like each other, they united under Stark Banner. If Robb were to die theyd scatter, similarly to what happened when Robb dies.

Or when Rhaegar died.

>2 ep to volantis

defend this

No spoonfeeding for wikifags.

do the "Ned please... I'll suck your cock" thingy.

they sailed west and got there faster

who said they sailed east you fucking cuck

time is zooming past this season, sansa made two coats in the time between her arrival and her departure

>there's a least one person who believes this

xD

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Those lines are clearly meant to be read like some books from the Old Testament:

>Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
Ezekiel 19:21

roose will lead the northern army under bran

how many seasons of this do you cucks plan to watch

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Why are is this show being cancelled when it gets more and more viewers every season?

Don't get me wrong, this show is shit, but if it's popular then why are they cancelling it?

>dothraki """sea""""
>it's all land

Good thing about sinning is that it literally doesn't matter if dick is big or small or the lover is black or white.

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70458312, you don't even deserve a proper (You).

what the fuck did they mean by this

It's all grass. Not much to see.

1) The show is great, you're a contrarian unable to enjoy things that don't have edgy Sup Forums seal of approval, such as Mad Men and fucking Sopranos that ended 10 years ago
2) Its not getting cancelled, the story will finish
3) You're stupid

Actually the last episode was the lowest rated episode in the series, and the first to drop below 7 million viewers, so no. There aren't more and more viewers each season.

was getting caught part of her plan?

REMINDER THAT THE SHOW IS ALL WE HAVE NOW.

George will NOT finish this series.

TWoW will come out in December of this year, and he will start on ADoS in 2 years.

It will take him again 6 years and a quarter of the way into the book he will die from kidney disease.

Screen cap this.

Because every good story has an end.
HBO already tried getting more seasons but D&D refused.

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>Roose will lead the northern army

Literally no northern houses liked the Boltons. Try again

What is this from? Why have i not seen this? I've seen every season of 24

I hate to give props to DnD but good for them.

How can a show be great when some plots are so terribly written?

>implying ill give a fuck by then. Ill be off this shitty site.
>mfw

jesus

loud as fuck

get the h*ck outta here with that weird stuff

>I've seen every season of 24
But not Live Another Day? You gotta be joking, it was fucking amazing.

>implying he didn't finish the series a long time ago and isn't just milking the cow these days