Great personality

>great personality
>cute smile
>devout Catholic
>never had a boyfriend
>probably a virgin

Remind me again why people aren't attracted to katie?

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I have a better hairline than her.

I can think of fore good reasons.

She's a disgusting mongoloid, probably being spitroasted by a gang of favela monkeys right now

Because if you crop to her facial features, she would look like a man

kek

>devout Catholic
>virgin

Pick one, fampai

I would marry her

Jewish ancestry

She's hideous

she's mainly of czech descent.

Her father is a Jew from Czech. Mother is Irish.

That makes her not a jew

shes incredibly ugly. looks like shes in her 50s.

I still would marry her

>devout Catholic
One of the biggest turnoffs I can think of.

You mean you would marry Ledecky so you could get American citizenship, right ese?

Because she looks like Modric

I'm going to a wild guess and say it's because she's a munter

She looks like she's cosplaying as an evil German scientist.

Today I learned how to insult an ugly woman like a chav.

that's right, mi vato

Because she's ugly as fuck

she's unattractive

Because whenever you get a boner and see her on TV its such a big turn off that you won't be able to get another erection for at least 2 days

Katie "Good thing I'm sporty 'cause I'm actually 40" Ledecky

Katie "What's faster than my swimming is my hair that is thinning" Ledecky

High quality
Low quality

>intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour

Remind me again why people aren't attracted to katie?

Katie "Swim like a whale to my daughter's bake sale" Ledecky

Katie "I swim fast but my hair won't last" Ledecky

>devout Catholic
>virgin
Her vagina might be pure but she's definitely had dick in her mouth and ass

honest to god the perfect qt pure girl. Would marry in a heartbeat.

how many 50 yr old women without makeup have you actually seen? do you even leave your house?

I'm a man, but I would go gay for Katie

She'd be cute with makeup and longer hair pulled into a ponytail.

Katie "Can't be beat but has crow's feet" Ledecky

Katie "My team is leading but my hairline's receding" Ledecky

Katie "I'll win the gold, but fuck I'm old" Ledecky

the testosterone she's taking is making her go bald

Katie "Old maid with Gatorade" Ledecky

Katie "Fast like a boat, face like a goat" Ledecky

>not marrying that big-titted Swiss volley girl to get that sweet Swiss passport

Katie "Won't need this cap when I'm swimming with Japs" Ledecky

Why are so few qts in the games?
Almost every girl there is ugly as sin

Good looking girls get distracted by cock

Katie "My hair's long gone by the time I'm in Nippon" Ledecky

>people think she is a virgin

no, athletes go to parties and fuck each other all the time (source: my competitive swimmer friend who ran trains on the female swimmer, my trampoline female friend who had trains run on her of other tramp guys).

Yeah, and most guys have had sex by the time they're 25, yet here we are

they think she's virgin because she uggo

Katie "I win gold and burn the coal" Ledecky

DELETE THIS

do you faggots realize that even though she's ugly as sin, just because she's an olympian and a celebrity, she's automatically out of your league now?

she's hit the status of being chased by chads and fuck bois. she doesn't need any of you neck beards.

Ugly guys being olympic heros get all the poontang. This also applies to ugly women.

I can bet 90% of the posters here would "hit that" given the chance.

>stop having fun on this Uzbek basket weaving book club forum

you know im right.

Katie "Love the pope. Hit the dope" Ledecky

Yeah but you don't have to rub it in

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Hate to break it to you, but she diggin' dat Phelps. 12 in she couldn't help but bite dat lip.

I really don't know. I mean on one hand she cleans up decently, but on the other hand I couldn't get the image out of fucking my middle-aged Jewish lawyer.

I'm sure there's lots of guys who wouldn't fuck her, but there's lots of guys who would too, and thats all she needs

Katie 'champ in the water; life expectancy shorter' Ledecky

i bet your middle aged lawyer is one of those that makes up for her looks with skills in the bed.

milf fun

Katie 'queen of the pool but genes can be cruel' Ledecky

Poor showing babe

she's rich too, her uncle owns the NY Islanders

She has czech eyes

She is beautiful in my book

Where does she live?

>probably a virgin

I'd believe it

>Hockey

DROPPED

Men are shallower than women

Then she probably does anal which is also a plus obviously

daily reminder i would absolutely demolish that pussy

> tf
> tt

whats with germans and arseholes/shit ?

Imagine being Phelps in that pool and having to be all like "damn, Katie Ledecky, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific grandmother wrinkled face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is smoke another bong in the locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Phelps and not only sit in that pool while Ledecky flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the Brazilian booing barely drowning out the sight of her crows feet and leathery skin, and just sit there, lap after lap, hour after hour, while she perfected that stroke. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as the announcers tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, KATIE LEDECKY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and bunda and later alleged underaged gymnasts for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Maryland. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat and chlorine that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with coaches in the previous months. And then the coach calls for another 200m, and you know you could kill every single person in this pool before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Michael Phelps. You're not going to lose your Subway sponsorship over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>probably a virgin

>Whoa these guys are having a fantasy/admiration thread?! I better come in and drop some reality on them for no conceivable reason!

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Same desu

With her pale skin, just imagine how pink her nipples, pussy, and asshole must be.

How can other women even compete?