ITT: 10/10 Pop Albums

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whyd you post the cropped version

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i really hope her next album has minimal ariel rechtshaid, he dulls her potential desu

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Art Angels. The best pop album of the last 10 years.

rip georgie

only women are capable of creating good pop music

5/10

lazy b8 m8

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wrong

>taking (((((professional))))) ratings seriously
>on Sup Forums
lmao

look closer

No exposed pussies allowed, so why are you here?

>taking p4k ratings seriously
>on Sup Forums
lmao

Wrong

Soooo... No 10/10 in sight?

All of Sun Kil Moon's albums are damn good but this one is my favorite

Who is this semen demon? Are you telling me that there's an uncropped version?

she's gonna be in twin peaks s3 btw

Just so you know, NSFW pictures are allowed as long as they are album covers.
It's on the rules, you can read it.

that's folk/slowcore you big silly

Seconded.

nude album covers are posted all the time so I wondered how that was seen to the mods
She's posed naked quite a bit.

yeah and there's also THAT cover. Sup Forums's favoritue I guess.

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true

I remember reading there was an exception for Sup Forums regarding album covers on its board rules, but I can't find it anymore.
But for example, you see people posting the No Love Deep Web album cover almost everyday.

Emotion is 9/10

As much as I come to Sup Forums, I think I've seen that album cover more than my own dick. I don't even own the album.

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Artistic nudity is allowed on Sup Forums.

Listening to this at the moment. Never heard it before. Good stuff brother!

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>pop

how is posing your tidders "artistist"

inb4 blurryface

first week here?

first month here?

>10/10
>With a cover like that
'kys'

10/10 tits for sure, Sky Ferreira can get it.

I agree with this. I remember seeing contrarian critics on twitter trying to say the ellie goulding record was better. Thats was the day I gave up on music criticism.

fight me

Is this your first day on Sup Forums?

Let them say whatever thay want, you know better what is the better album. I liked that Ellie Goulding album (Delirium), but AA is on a whole new level: weirder, more innovative, better songs and somehow even catchier. Grimes really showed how pop music should be done.

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Nah you're right. Total bitch irl though

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That album is awful OP. there's no reconciliation with the musical elitism of this board if you like it. I suggest you find a better place to discuss such things as dreary, uninspired crap coming from a self-proclaimed artist whose only accomplishment is a good body.

For my submission I put forward something of great standing around here, the famous "Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?" album by Of Montreal. Successfully melding glittery, flamboyant rock with pop-like song progression and surprisingly dark lyrics(delivered astonishingly well by frontman Kevin Barnes), Hissing Fauna is a premier example of the indie movement in the mid-2000's. With topical songs about existentialism, allusions to problems with mental health and the decried "cure" in the form of antidepressants, and a successfully executed concept of a man undergoing transformation mid-album, Of Montreal is able to deliver a heartfelt and interesting album that is easily listenable by a wider audience. Often cited as one of the greatest albums to come out of the 00's decade, it will surely hold strong throughout the test of time and inspire generations to come.

oh wow fuck off with this stupid cunt, i swear to god i hate Marina so fucking much. I'm glad Froot sold like shit and that her "career" is over now. Fucking cunt

she is quite possibly the worst female musican out there, not only is she ugly as fuck but she also aged like shit and is balding.

now to her music, her Voice the single most irritating thing in existence but so is her FL Studio preset production. Don't even get me started on her """""Lyrics""""" which barely make sense. She thinks she's special because she can pull of high and deep notes eventhough 60% of female musicans can do that (Beyoncé, Lady Gaga, Lana del Rey just to name a few) Her voice is literally shit, it is painfull to listen to and i get a headache everytime i hear it:

Examples

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she is a money hungry whore who's only in for the money and thinks she's more famous than she actually is,

SHE NEVER EVEN HAD A BILLBOARD 100 SONG LMAO

SHE NEVER EVEN HAD A TOP 10 HIT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD LOL!

HER LAST ALBUM HAD 0 HITS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

fucking cunt, i'm glad she's aging like shit and Rap music is slowly replacing pop music in the Charts, she will never be succesfull and she can put her shitty music up her yeast infected asshole.

Marina is the absolute worst

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but Visions is better

INXS is so fucking based.

I have a feeling her best is yet to come. She just needs some patrish producers.

Not really pop, though.

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Holy shit, when is this guy gunna try and shot her or something.

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Lyrically, Emotion can basically be summarized almost literally as, "I want to have sex with you / let's have sex / I wish you stayed so we could have sex / I'm not here to not have sex / remember when we had sex?", which is disappointing because otherwise, it's not your typical vapid pop album. It deserved a little lyrical variety or, at the very least, some more subtlety and creativity. Also, the album art coloring is a bit dull. 9/10 if not for these two conspicuous flaws; 8.5/10 with them.

Unfortunately and almost laughably, B Sides continues this tired lyrical formula, mercilessly driving it even further into the ground, proving once and for all that whomever(s) wrote the lyrics truly had one hell of a dedicated one-track, un-nuanced, uninspired mind. But whereas Emotion makes up for it by actually making you feel good emotions because it's such a well made pop album in nearly all aspects, the only emotion B Sides evokes is, "when will this mediocre snoozefest finally end". 5.5/10.

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Genuinely can't tell if you're just shitposting or if you're actually this salty about Marina but either way this is pretty cringe.

I don't care much about the lyrics m8

it's an EP tho

ITT: everything is a shitpost

Plebs. This should have been the first post.

not pop at all but god tier

patrician taste

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ayy my man

I'm honestly surprised no one's posted KKB yet

ITT

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yuck

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Painting With

kek

These

Broken is pretty proggy

If you really view No love deep web or OP's image as just pornographic I feel bad for you man

correct

It's not meant to be weird and intangible

I think the point is to be a standard pop album but have it actually be good

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No Beach Boys?

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Gottem

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I remember when some autist tried to convince people that Kesha is some kind of genius and her music is revolutionary.

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that was CLT

she is

Too obvious. Also SMiLE and Pet Sounds are the only real contenders for 10/10. Fight me.

good contenders, we'll see for sure in ~10 years
absolutely, also why has this album been getting spammed everywhere the last few days? the beatles in general too
no
that's not pop
side A yes but not side B
very good, I personally love Ariana, but I think she has better stuff ahead
I could never get into Marina
not quite
20/20 was better though
very good but not quite
no question whatsoever
That was me, and I never said she was good or genius, I said she has had the biggest impact on the current state of popular music. I will repost my argument if you want me to.

heres the thing: she is good and a genius

whoops I meant

>original theory when asked "What happened to popular music in the early '10s?"
Top 40 radio stopped playing hip-hop. That's all there is to it. Am I really surrounded by a bunch of faggots who are too young to remember hit radio from the mid-'00s and note the drastic change after 2010?

"Tik Tok" almost single-handedly killed '00s urban, such as Kanye, T-Pain, Chris Brown, the Black Eyed Peas, etc. by ushering in EDM to the radio. It wasn't the Hot 100 AND AT40 year-end number one for no reason. It made the lyrics and rhythm irrelevant and proved you only needed a hard electro beat and autotune to drive a track to number one. Taio Cruz assisted with "Dynamite", which laid the foundation for the conventional pop of the '10s.

2011 saw "Party Rock Anthem", "Like a G6", "Give Me Everything", "E.T", and "We Found Love" hit number one on the Hot 100. Kesha, Pitbull, LMFAO, and the like became more profitable than artists like Chris Brown and T-Pain. Mid-'00s stalwarts like Rihanna and Maroon 5 drastically changed their sound to adapt to the new era of pop. Finally, whatever "alternative" music that made the radio before, like Owl City and Plain White T's, were replaced by the sound Adele installed with "Rolling in the Deep", "Someone Like You", and the rest of 21.

>how this relates to the success of dumbed-down mumble rap
The only artists that could make it through were artists like GS Boys ("Booty Dew", "Stanky Leg"), Cali Swag District ("Teach Me How to Dougie"), Rejectz ("Cat Daddy"), New Boyz ("You're a Jerk", "Tie Me Down"), and of course Soulja Boy ("Crank That", "Kiss Me thru the Phone"), because their lyrics were either easy to censor or hard to understand in the first place, giving them massive amounts of airplay. As the '00s style of urban music declined in the late '00s/early '10s and modern trap started to take over the genre, it naturally merged with the low-intelligence rap to maximize profits.

Not even memeing.

Why hasn't this been posted yet?

Damn it is. Had no idea they sounded like this. I'll have to listen to this album. I recently became able to tolerate this kind of 80s production sound. Couldn't even stomach it before. It was just last month that I realized I actually like Everybody Wants to Rule the World