Character sets out to finally lose his virginity

>character sets out to finally lose his virginity
>loses it within the space of two weeks

>person in real life sets out to finally lose their virginity
>they lose it that night by calling an escort

Another one bites the JUST

Losing virginity is such a boring premise.

I mean, all you have to do is pay someone to have sex with you. You know? Prostitution? That thing that's been around since the dawn of time?

>illegal in Land of the Free (TM)
No, it is legal in some parts of the US, in fact there's a brothel in Nevada that Louis Theroux visited.
If Nevada is too far, you can book a flight to anywhere in Europe, where prostitution is either legal or decriminalised.

So there you have it. All that you need to do in order to lose virginity is have money.

>b-but what about meaningfulness

This is what a lot of movies bank on. It has to be meaningful.

I'll admit, my first time was great fun and I have happy memories, but I think it's placing too much pressure to claim that your first time should be meaningful. Memorable is enough.

Sorry for the rant, I've always thought losing virginity was an extremely lame plot.

it's not that hard if you try, buddy

It's not even the "meaning" of it, it's more about learning to not be such an antisocial loser sperg that a girl might actually consider spending the night with you

It's nothing to do with passing a magical barrier with your cock, it's about not being a hopelessly pathetic virginial loser your whole life

>guy has a crush on a girl
>the girl is genuinely nice, caring, and all around beautiful person
>for some reason she's dating a complete dickhead sociopath athlete who's a blatant bully and tormentor of the weak

Why the fuck would a girl like that ever be interested in ogre like that? In real life it would be one fucking huge red flag if a "nice girl" was dating a notable bully.

ie. Spider-Man movie with Tobey Maguire, why the fuck was M.J. dating that asshat? I know it's a movie, a comic book movie, most likely targeted to the nerds who see the world that way, but c'mon now that's not believable at all. He could stomp puppies in front of her and she would still be like "teehee, what a hunk xD".

Anons that lost their virginity at a healthy age still don't get the IRL point of such "quests".

20 y/o virgin here. You start off more or less normal or slightly below average, and get rejected for all of puberty. Then, you get insecure because you're sexually inexperienced and start avoiding the possibility of sexual situations because you don't want to embarrass yourself. Like, what if you can't even get it up, or you bust too soon, or whatever. And it only gets harder to the older you get because you get more distanced from normal socialization for sex.

Losing your virginity is less a having sex thing and more a "playing catch-up to prove you can be a socially adjusted person like everybody else that dates and gets laid and starts families" thing.

>if you don't fuck girls you're antisocial

I'm married and met my wife through a friend so i've never actually had to "pick up". I'm curious how picking up even works. Like, you go to a club and there's a girl with like 5 of her friends. The idea is to somehow manipulate her into thinking it's a good idea to come to you, a stranger's, house and have sex with you despite knowing nothing about you, ie whether you have AIDS or anything. And this actually works? The fuck?

Um because that's literally the real world.
Particularly during the high school phase teenagers get so wrapped in wanting to be popular that the douchejock can literally by physically abusive yet this is outweighed by the perceived gain of being prom queen or whatever.

On top of this, you're competing with a lot of other guys who face the same challenge, plus you have to somehow get this girl, who's out partying with friends, alone. And you have to yell over some loud music completely ruining any chance at being charming.

wait prostitution is illegal in lard empire?

>I can exclusively fap to 2D and still function in society

Lol

>character sets out to finally lose his virginity irl
>gets a hooker

>And this actually works?
if you have a six-pack, absolutely

Lol are you 12

You can have a beer gut and pick up hot women at bars, it's called not being w pussy

ok do it and film it. i'll wait.

yes and a horse cock

if your dick isnt bulging out of your pants no girl will even look at you

its actually that easy though

last year i was 20 and one week decided i wanted to lose my virginity finally

i went on okcupid and found a chubby 6/10

i chatted her up and we hung out like 3 times and became friends. I made slight physical and verbal advances towards her overtime and one night we were hanging out and played it cold and she asked to cuddle while we watched something, eventually asked to kiss me, i was like ok

i kissed her and rubbed her thighs and then rubbed her puss. She started rubbing my dick through my pants so i tookem off and she gave me the succ
then i took off her shirt and etc etc

eventually we fucked, and i didnt have a condom so i had to pull out my first time which was kinda scary

but in the end, i did my first fingerin, got my first succin, and did my first fuckin all in one night because I felt like it and i had a horny girl with low self esteem at my disposal.

And no, im not a big ol douche because we made i made it clear from the begining i didnt want a relationship and she accepted just being fuck buddies and seeing each other every now and then, and a few weeks later she found a boyfriend and i was like k bye

We're talking about the club scene, dumbass.
Good luck picking up grills on jersey shore with a beer belly.

>Then, you get insecure because you're sexually inexperienced and start avoiding the possibility of sexual situations because you don't want to embarrass yourself.
That's why you should get an escort, you'll know if you can't get up or bust too soon with her. If you do alright, then you'll at least get a little bit of confidence back, knowing you aren't pathetic in bed and can approach women more easily.

I'm hitting that age group where having a full head of hair seems to be the only necessary requirement for single women.