New ep of Top Gear tonight at 8pm on BBC2. Get ready for more forced chemistry and Chris Evan's shouting a lot.
>"Chris Evans, Matt LeBlanc and Eddie Jordan take music stars Sharleen Spiteri, Seasick Steve and Tiny Tempah on the ultimate SUV test in wildest South Africa."
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So Chris letting Tiny into the natural environment?
South Africa is white though.
>Seasick Steve
I'm just waiting for Evans to breakdown
I hate that middle guy's smug face
What's the delay between airtime and the episode hitting iPlayer? I'm in the US so I don't have BBC, but I do have a UK VPN.
>Wildest south africa
Please let some dindus necklace Chris evans
afaik, almost as soon as it's finished airing.
>music stars Sharleen Spiteri, Seasick Steve and Tiny Tempah
>Sharleen Spiteri
>Seasick Steve
>Tinie Tempah
are they hiring guests for Top Gear or side acts at V Festival?
Are celebrities who continue to appear on Zombie Top Gear.. "cucks"?
>Sharleen Spiteri, Seasick Steve and Tiny Tempah
>Sharleen Eugene Spiteri[1] (born 7 November 1967) is a Scottish recording artist and songwriter from Bellshill, Scotland, and the lead singer of the rock band Texas
still not a scooby who she is
i'm only hyped for the McLaren 675LT test with based Jenson.
Think I'm gonna watch Soccer Aid with Sup Forums and skip this episode with Sup Forums. Seems a bit shit.
It literally has a laugh track now.
They have studio audience, and still need to use a laugh track.
Why would I waste my time with this trash, when I could just watch some of the top-gear specials instead?
To be honest, I found LeBlanc a little bit more likable than I expected, but overall..........pic related.
Fingers crossed.
The way I see it is that someone like Jesse Eisenberg hasn't a clue what's going on and is just there for agent-mandated self-promotion, whereas Gordon Ramsay knows the full story and still chooses to attach himself to this atrocity.
To be fair Ramsey sold out a LOOOOOONG time ago when he started doing American "reality" (There's nothing fucking real about it) TV.
Anyone else getting pangs watching it and thinking about how comfy and fun it was with the three lads.
m8 don't remind me.
>Anyone else getting pangs watching it
no
>thinking about how comfy and fun it was with the three lads
hell yes
>Top Gear
>2 Americans
>1 Irish man
Is there a drinking game for the new Top Gear yet?
>not knowing who Tiny Tempah and Seasick Steve are
stay american
Take a drink every time you want to forget this shitschlock exists.
if you're a britbong their songs were constantly on the radio in the late 90s
I don't want an alcohol poisoning, just a little harmless fun.
You can play it live I think
These guests are the epitome of has-beens. Seasick Steve especially. Gina G and A1 next week...
I'm not watching it. I want to see Evans have a proper twitter meltdown.
If you're from the UK and don't know Texas then you're too young.
Hope we get Sleeper and Deep Blue Something soon
>Tinie Tempah
>South African
he's a nigerian boy you dunce
Why do Brits constantly overstate the amount of black people living in their country? It seems like the number one mode of employment of black British people is in the entertainment industry
...
kek
Fuck Evans, I've been marathoning the lads since the abortion that was last weeks episode aired.
>watching shows on some shitty website
wtf are you doing?
I watch a 24/7 stream, it's comfy as fuck, I can tune in at any time and see what adventures they're up to that day.
My hard drive is already full to bursting with other stuff right now and I can't be bothered at the moment so I'm just streaming.
Usually never commit this cardinal sin.
same
after watching the newer seasons on Netflix I torrented the rest and started from the beginning.
Season 3 right now, nice to see where that destrtoyed Toyota pickup in the studio came from.
>24/7 stream
Dave?
Watching a second episode of this makes you a moron. FACT.
Top Gear is on tonight. FACT
gimme that stream so i can meme pham
I wonder how Seasick Steve is doing these days
like did he maybe drink all his money or whatever, these things happen
I hope he's doing well
>That pickup
It went through some shit.
yeah I'm a britbong,
tbf after youtubing her I do recognise some of the tunes but she's hardly a relevant celeb
then don't watch our shows and fuck off
What?
Episode 23 of season 2 is on tonight, FACT. Just the FACTS here boys.
Not really a fan of this FACT meme. That's just my opinion.
user doesn't like the FACT meme. These are the FACTS folks.
Come on Chris, give us more FACTS.
>opinion
we only respect FACTs around here
>That's just my opinion.
You mean that's just FACT.
takbir brother
He slumming it on Top Kek, can't be doing great.
No ones seriously going to watch this are they?
I'm British and I torrented the first episode because I knew it'd be shit and I didn't want to give them my viewership. But jesus christ, it was a lot fucking worse than I expected.
who, who and fucking who
Don't stream it, user!
>To be fair Ramsey sold out a LOOOOOONG time ago when he started doing American "reality" (There's nothing fucking real about it) TV.
The money's real.
I torrented it and couldnt get passed the part where Joey comes in and waves cuckman over like they're the best of friends already after literally 7 seconds.
COME ON EVERYBODY HOW ABOUT A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EPISODE 2 YEAH? WOO! COME ON GUYS..........guys?
WE DO NOT USE CANNED LAUGHTER. FACT.
The sad part is, that was clearly rehearsed, and Chris still looked like a retarded cunt flailing his way over to Matt.
>Be BBC producer
>"Get me the hippest group of musicians that appeal to today's youth"
>I gotcha
THAT WAS AWESOME, IT WAS LIKE A MOVIE, THE ITALIAN JOB! That angered my inner Sup Forums more than it should
>Hang off until about half nine and the torrent should appear.
>Watch that or an unofficial live stream if you want to join in thread bantz
>spend rest of evening drinking Evans delicious twitter tears
>FACT
You britcucks and your car show
I honestly feel a bit bad for LeBlanc. He seems like a cool guy who just loves cars and who wouldn't want to do Top Gear as a job? I don't think he really knew what he was getting himself into.
Chris Evans on the other hand is a horrible replacement. Not using buzzwords but he just looks beta, he is not a masculine strong character. Clarkson was a confident and masculine "guy" who naturally gets attention and is decent to get along with, in any environment. Every work place has a guy like Clarkson who is a tiny bit of a cunt but still a funny and decent guy, good to have around and never boring. This is his appeal. Chris Evans has none of that and he simply LOOKS annoying. BBC can't deny the fact that their audience is mostly "regular guys", and a "regular guy" doesn't want to hang out with some metrosexual city faggot with huge glasses and a weak personality. What were they thinking?
That's the thing about Top Gear. The hosts were just cool and the whole thing basically just relied on the fact that it's essentially the viewer "hanging out" with the three guys. You can't just replace them and expect the audience to love the replacements. It's like trying to keep Nirvana going after Kurt Cobain died or something.
didnt watch last weeks forgot top gear existed waiting for the Hammond,James and Jeremy show
Did anyone else notice they had Chris rewrite all the laptimes for the power board, because they were too salty to even let Clarkson's handwriting remain.
Yeah, can't wait for them to get Hard-Fi's frontman on next week.
Also the way they went about it was so arrogant. No real introductions of the new hosts. As a non-Brit I have no fucking idea who Evans is supposed to be and it was jarring that he didn't even introduce himself, as if everyone already knows who they are.
And it feels so hollow as they just "jumped into it". Also why did they hire like 10 presenters if its only 2 of them in the studio? Feels so empty, 2 people vs 3. They literally have some other show with 2 unknown presenters that isn't even shown on TV, its some web episode special! wtf are they thinking
Plus their attempts of "one-upping" the old Top Gear are so blatant and see through.
>We don't have a star in a reasonably priced car
>we have TWO
>btw we have a RALLYCROSS CAR (totally killing the idea of having people drive a normal road car on a track)
>btw we have a NEW EPIC RALLYCROSS DIRT TRACK (which is going to be so inconsistent that the laptimes are just going to be vastly different depending on weather season etc, much more than a tarmac track)
>Mfw those pangs are actually unbridled joy in watching the new Top Gear become a trainwreck
It was hilarious. I wonder how they're going to manage having the actual test track be functional when they shat on the whole thing with the rally cross track. Track is going to be full of dirt all the time
Also the Eisenberg cringe.
>whats the coolest car you've had?
>oh just that one
>w.w.wwelll we cant have that, it ruins this bit completely!!
>umm.. whats the best car you've ever been in?
>a Porsche
>OK SO YOUR BEST CAR WAS A PORSCHE YOU SAT IN ONCE WHICH ONE IS COOLER THIS RANDOM PORSCHE OR RAMSAYS EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE AND UNIQUE LA FERRARI???
but old Top Gear had a season where they had 2 guests at once. Also Chris Evans is a radio dj who has presented some tv shows. Nearly everyone here knows who he is because hes an annoying twat.
According to The Sun, Evans even had to plead with the crowd during filming as they refused to laugh, telling them: “If you find things vaguely funny or you think they were supposed to be funny please laugh.”
Yea I'm just saying that Top Gear has one of the largest global audiences (at least used to lol) and is one of the most watched shows ever, so it would have been pretty logical to at least throw in an introduction to these new hosts that not everyone outside of Britain is familiar with
yeah i agree. i see that they picked Matt Le Blanc because hes someone that the Americans will know, but i dont think Chris Evans even introduced himself
Don't worry Ameriburgers, even a vast amount of Brits think Evans is a literally who.
A lot of people will most likely just find his voice familiar, if that.
T..that's not a f...fact.
More like Top Flop.
Only decent thing is Joey
FACT.
Holy fuck, I bet he did that of his own intiative
should I torrent this? How shit is it on a scale from 1 to India special?
top fucking kek I didn't even notice
that is utterly pathetic
>uk show not pandering to people outside of the uk is a sign of arrogance
Don't pretend as if you had a clue who clarkson may or hammond were before top gear; go back to the first seasons and you'll see they didn't introduce them either
You can't expect a UK show to do it, the same way a US based show doesn't bother to explain new faces on shows despite the lgobal viewership
the other hosts are on their bonus show called extra gear ( it's actually pretty good , feels like an actual motoring
As i see it , nothing's changed.
The main host is still a massive cunt, just a different kind of cunt.
it's beyond even that
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Evans and LeBlanc have less than no chemistry, it's painful listening to Chris try to banter, occasionally Matt throws him a pity chuckle but mainly they just fall flat. It's horrible, absolutely horrible. I feel so sorry for Matt.
Ep1 was horrible. Worse than India special
Very average Viper vs Corvette bit with some forced, scripted games
Main challenge was to drive le epic top gear car reliant robin to Blackpool. It's just LeBlanc and Evans doing the challenges apparently. LeBlanc's car broke down and spent the whole time on a flatbed truck being driven to Blackpool and then drove the last 10 km "because he really wants to do this on my own" blah blah. Then they did some shitty Jeep challenges which were uninspiring and pushing this USA VS BRITAIN angle way too hard with an eventual forced "we are all one and we are united" message at the end
just pure shit. Had Clarkson and co done the same episode and same challenges it would have been one of the worst episodes of Top Gear
The difference was the show wasn't global when Clarkson and Hammond revived it, they worked to that, and earnt the right to that.
Now Evans just thinks he can step in and people will thank him for the luxury of seeing England's only ginger.
Well since you ruined your own show I don't watch your shit anymore.
They didn't even try to fix the car, proving that neither of them actually know anything about cars.
Matt drove one fast and likes pretty cars, Chris bought some expensive cars and keeps them behind glass, how the fuck did that not translate into knowledge of cars? The BBC must be baffled.
>tfw no qt Hammond fixing his battered old shitty Mustang or whatever enthusiastically while everyone thought his car is dead
man I genuinely miss these fuckers
>Implying I'm going to watch it
Gave it a chance last week but nah, fuck it.