/meal/ – Metal General

Misleading Album Covers Edition

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reminder that varg exists

>being able to live in the same timeline as Uncle Varg

couldn't be happier

I'M LOOOOOOOSING YOOOOOU

reminder to be kind and open-minded

it says meal

This looks more like cheesy proge than funeral doom album cover

djent

>he's a woman

Reposting this here

This list is actually missing some bands
Hanicz's song The Lighthouse isn't on youtube right now, the listmaker probably made this list after the song got taken down but when I made mine the song was still up so that's probably the reason why I know about it and he doesn't.
That list doesn't even include one of the most generic literally who metalcore acts I've ever heard in my life, Dreamers
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It really makes you wonder what compels Bjorn "Speed" Strid to let himself get featured in a song by a band who doesn't even have 10 views of a song on youtube

is this the food thread

ye but there's "metal" in the title so plebs who use ctrl+f will be able to find it

this is the special music thread for /ck/ posters

>Ahab will never top The Call of the Wretched Sea

Funeral Doom for this feel?

Skepticism, Mournful Congreagation and Esoteric, as they are way better

Is there a metal version of macarthur park
so i can leave a cake out in the rain

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Nautical-themed Funeral Doom?

I'm definitely interested

no they are not

i rarely visit this board

Yes they are
Ahab is Mastodon of funeral doom

CREATE YOUR ARMY

You can use one Soilwork (or Disarmonia Mundi) song and then 5 other songs that feature Björn "Speed" Strid to create the ultimate team!
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what did he mean by this

that ahab is nu-male doom

They both have whale on the cover

Don't understand why this album is hated.

Just brickwall my shit up

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because metallica became a buttrock band after ride the lightning

Nigger cuck reptilian memetal wid no guddural ssslaming slabz

actually Skepticism is nu-male doom

Ahab has a whale on the cover and sucks Moby's big, white Dick.

You mean the band that pioneered the genre with Thergothon

post good pop metal

yes, that exact band

"Yes I do consider Vektor to be the pinnacle of modern metal. Pompous and cocky? Sure, but years from now history will look back at Vektor as having the same importance that bands like the big four, Judas Priest, and Sabbath had on sculpting the sound of metal."
What did the mean by this?
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Word.

not gonna watch that shit, did the dude in the band say that or the interviewer?

how are they important? because they inspired a bunch of lame ass derivative neo thrash?

How does he do it?

Band, the interviewer just nodded his head neither agreeingly or disagreeingly while DiSanto went on his rant

wow what a douche, no wonder his entire band left him

It would be hilarious if Famine and Strid made an album together because one is nationalist and the other anti-fascist

>being a nationalist means you are a facist

nice meme

>nationalist and the other anti-fascist

0/10

Famine doesn't like fascism either, so maybe if "Speed" isn't as retarded as every other antifa, maybe they could collaborate.

Björn "speed" Strid is nationalist?

"So what influences would you say you've drawn from Voivod. After all your logo looks just like theirs."
"Oh man this question, I always receive this one. Listen, I don't hate Voivod, they're a great band and I consider them one of the best metal bands period. But let's face it, albums like Dimension Hatross and Nothingface might be legendary, but they're still no Terminal Redux. Maybe if you asked the question to me back when Vektor only had Black Future under their belt my opinion would be more subdued, but since then we've grown in sound and denying how far we've been pushing the boundaries of metal is childish and ignorant."
DiSanto really thinks highly of himself
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Paradise Lost featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid would be nice

>denying how far we've been pushing the boundaries of metal is childish and ignorant

/metal/ BTFO

Why do people do this
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>people

I've never listened to this album before, what's the appeal of it?

What are some bands with a discog of mediocre, unremarkable material followed by one good album?

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Does he do it for free?

>meal
>food

It's good

spotted the pitchfork metaller

>pitchfork metaller
sounds painful

>he's a vocalist
>from the country Sweden
>in a modern melodeath band
>he does it for free
>he takes his "features" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of fame & appraise he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he breaks up bands he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he breaks up bands he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a true band
>he will never move out of his poseur lifestyle
>he will never be with a full head of hair
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends

What metal scene has the highest number of poseurs?

doom/stoner

Symphoshit

SUN BAT HER fans

"""avant-garde""" & proge

avant-meme and black metal

Looking forward to coldworld - winter this year desu fáms

Black

Djent

Glam has the least number of posers... now

This nigger literally has nearly 50,000 subs from watching basic ass entry level metal (and """""metal"""") bands and reacting towards them while making monkey noises. What the actual fuck is wrong with people
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>"WeabooReacts"

>react videos

What makes someone a poseur in your eyes, /metal/?

>metal-related youtube channels

What makes somebody true?

Liking nu-male bands like Gorguts

not having exactly thr same taste as me

>react videos
youtube.com/watch?v=nndZfaLF_eA

true

long flowing hair
blue/green eyes
muscles
band shirts
liking big boy riffs
embracing moe culture
at least a quarter of their life spent moshing and/or headbanging

>youtube channels other than ThuleanPerspective

>claiming to love a band but only knows their radio tier hits
>Pretending to know all about a genre to fit in with the big boys rather than saying that they just don't listen to it.
>uses Fantano words like brutal, slamming, crushing to describe music
>Not being able to name more than 10 bands from a genre
>Scene hair
>Vans shoes

gets genuinely emotional when he hears a Manowar power ballad

Listening to Black Metal on a computer

not metal related

this

Fuckin trendies

Has at least 50 different band shirts, at least 25 band posters, and at least 25 waifu posters

Dare you forget Worship, you filthy pleb?

-female
-very floofy hair
-Dokken shirt
-leather jacket
-spandex or vinyl pants
-lots of belts and bracelets
-high-cut underwear

or

-male
-beer gut
-automatically starts headbanging when a good riff is playing
-cannot headbang when a bad riff is playing
-is a metal thrashing maniax

>not having Abbath croon nacht hymns to you in a comfy redoubt nestled deep within Blashyrk

Essential doom metal? Only doom I've ever listened to is Khemmis and early Katatonia.

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>tfw knew someone actually like this

bragging about how evil you are when you're just the average chav fuccboi.

I listen to Black Metal on my phone when I go to sleep
what does that make me

Bell Witch

>long flowing hair
check
>blue/green eyes
check
>muscles
working on it
>band shirts
I think at least 50% of my shirts are
>liking big boy riffs
yes
>embracing moe culture
working on it
>at least a quarter of their life spent moshing and/or headbanging
working on it
>>-male
>-beer gut
check
>-automatically starts headbanging when a good riff is playing
check
>-cannot headbang when a bad riff is playing
check
>-is a metal thrashing maniax
working on it