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First for Stannis is ALIVE

ALL HAIL THE ONE TRUE KING

Death by fire is the purest death.

daily reminder syrio is jaqen

first for Radmure

second for jon sucks sansa's menstruations

Why is he wearing Euron's armour?

Trial of the Seven fucking when?

Nth for wanting to lick Cersei's feet and toes.

Maisie

>Egg, I dreamed that I was old.

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This.

Melly is old and busted.
Shekelfu is the new hotness.

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

So who were the other Stark children named after and who picked them? We know Ned obviously picked Robb and Bran after Brandon and Robert Baratheon, but what about the others.

Old and busted.
New hotness.

Cast me anons

It's possible. Syrio was an avid fan of water dancing, though, and Jaqen scoffs at it. Leading Arya on the path to the Faceless Men since the beginning, why?

>Jamie going to the Riverlands like he does in the books
>Brienne going to the Riverlands like she does in the books
>Brotherhood without banners mentioned and they are bothering the Freys
Lady Stoneheart confirmed?

Jon = Jon Arryn. I don't know if it ever explains Sansa or Arya.

>stein

no thank you

For Arya:

>Catelyn: Ned, I'm pregnant again
>Ned: Arya sure? I remember I pulled out

...

Between the Brotherhood and Nymeria's pack, Freys are dying like flies.

Would you hold her hair back while she's sucking off 5 dothrakis savages?

Can we talk about Highgarden for a bit?

syrio being a water dancer was just a ploy. faceless men are taught to lie and be actors. syrio was there for a different reason, and it wasn't to train arya.

have some appreciation for early to mid 2000s heiress memes

Sansa was Ned's OC

Arya = Arya fucking kidding me mate, why you look like a goblin?

what's the best story arc right now?

Bran if you ask me

Has she brought anyone back from the dead?
Is she supporting the one true Azor Ahai?
Shekelfu is old and busted as Melly w/o her charms. Melly>Kinvy

Winterfell, and that aint saying much

other than that Bran's flashbacks, not bran himself

Reminder that Euron has all the abilities of the main characters
>Ability to control dragons (KellyC)
>Manipulative and cunning (Tyrone)
>Visions of the TER (Bram)
>Valyrian steel/Blood magic (John & co)

...

White Walker storylines are the best, always.

What's that, some kind of garden for hoes?

Salsa was a dornish dip

I was pretty much just quoting the movie. I can't believe someone other than me actually uses this phrase still.

can you stop forcing your stupid meme ?

dany

>Preferring fantasy shit to political intrigue

The only good plots were King's Landing until that went to shit

Or Lord Stone Hart.

Septa Unella

>Big cock (CIA)

I'm being pretty entertained by the clusterfuck that's going on in KL right now tBh

honorable mention to Bran

Robb- Robert Baratheon (Ned's best friend)
Jon- Jon Arryn (Ned's mentor/foster father)
Sansa- Ancient Stark name
Arya- Arya Stark (Ned's grandmother)
Bran- Brandon Stark (Ned's older brother)
Rickon- Rickard Stark (Ned's father)

It happens more than you think.

North of the Wall.

Literally looks like a cow. They even gave her a bell.

Cast him, /got/

Kings landing
I just wanna see what happens there

she hosts a show on foxnews

I will never not laugh at this

King's Landing.

Night King.
Hoping he will win cause he actually deserve it.

>there are people in this thread, RIGHT NOW. who think Ned named Jon
>implying its not Rhaegar's choice when he said to Lyanna to name their baby that if its a boy
>implying its not named after JonConn

Tommen really should have gone whoring with Tyrion a few times. Wouldn't be owned by a pretty face if he'd had that. A better upbringing wouldn't have been remiss either.

Everything else went to shit while Bran's shit arc went to actually being interesting

theon greykino

Stannis

I shapowsh HARRENHAWL IZ OFFF THE TAYBAL ASH WHELL?

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

lmao who is stannis again ?

>high Sparrow has manbobs and gets a boner in public
>Tommen is protected by a 4-foot tall child in armor
>They didn't care to include Margery's feet in the shot

0/10

LOL!

Upvoted haha :)

So who is this "broken made" tonight's episode is name after?

Jaime? Brynden? Stannis? The Hound?

Night's King is fulfilling his purpose for existing. Kill all humans in Westeros. No greater goal than that, at this rate.

It could be anyone, but the consensus is the Hound.

Forced memes general.

>>They didn't care to include Margery's feet in the shot

him

>you will never protect Tommen with your life

Why even live?

Daenerys' mother

The reason there are big wars in the realm is because Robert went whoring too much. It's why his children are bastards. It's why he's dead.

>under age faggot detected

>stannis
lyl

Well done

Wtf is Tonto doing there

Reminder that she married a literal cuck.

You coulfd have saved her, Sup Forums.

>doesn't spew memes every two seconds
>gets shit done
>doesn't need dragons to be a major threat
>is pretty good looking and probably has a six pack
Threadly reminder that he is the best character and the only one worth rooting for.

unbreakable

That is a nice armour design.

I'm not saying make it a big thing, but if Tommen's first time hadn't been with Margaery on their wedding night, she wouldn't have been able to get hooks into him so easily.

>is also our best chance to repel the Mad Queen

>footfags

Jaime is the broken man. At this point Cersei might as well be taking him up the ass with a strap-on. Bravo D&D for another fine character assassination.

This would make it all worth it because I fucking loved Syrio, but this faceless men shit is Gary Barge.

They kept Jon's resurrection a secret on the set, I wouldn't be surprised if they gave Rory McCann (Hound's actor) the same scrutiny

full fucking waves

Who's your favorite dead person?

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Tried to keep it to mostly major characters.

This, pretty much. Dude should have whomped some ass with Tyrion, then Tywin could have been like alright, time to smarten the fuck up and marry for political reasons.

>The Hound
No man is so accursed as the hypeslayer

they never listened

>zero upper-torso movement
>overly large spauldrons
>no neck protection
>open groin
>meme-tier fingerless gauntlets

>hound
>dead

try again

> Stannis
> dead
wew, lad.

He also should have spent pretty much his entire childhood either squiring to become a knight (and later lord of a castle/hold, as second sons often do) or learning from Tywin in case Joffrey gets himself killed.

>The Hound
>Catelyn
>Stannis
>"dead"

I wish Karlposting was still a thing.