It's a hot sunday morning

>it's a hot sunday morning
>you јust finished grocery shopping and are walking back to your van
>see this
what do?

sorry but I only respond to being called a faggot

>360 and walk away

kek

>smile politely
>tip fedora
>"Good morning, m'ladies"
>continue walking back to my van
Is that so hard? Really?

It's their van now.

Start blushing and sweating uncontrollably. Then ask them to get down with an extremely shaky voice as i'm obviously afraid that they might start laughing at me at any moment

>grocery stores dont have open on sundays where I live
I would be confused

smash them on head with a shovel and put them in my van, tie them up and have them in my bedroom for sexual purposes

Praise the goddess! What divine fortune this is!

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"We're done here ladies. Get back in the van... who wanted the cookies and cream Oreos?"

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i drive

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that' 180 to walk away, moron

REEEEEEEEE GET OUT

Who let's their daughters dress like that?

i would have sex with them OP

Yay, it's Summer already!

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don't be ridiculous - you know, that's correct

What would you have them wear on a hot day in Los Angeles? Burkas?!

>ree
reddit

>not making them have sex with each other

You gay?

>burgerlanders act like the burka is a bad thing/ a joke

if Allah (swt) himself tells you to do something you better fucking do it

>Get your stinking vaginas off my van

ask them if they bums are burning

>pull out my lasso
>wrangle them into the van
>join the circus
>take welding classes together
>make fake passports
>sign a pledge with the Rosicrucians
>move North Korean meth across the border
>sing karaoke in Vegas
>switch to Geico
>hike the Appalachian trail
>convert to Judaism
>go trick or treating
>watch Event Horizon
>steal a boat
>watch The Last Detail on a boat
>help one of the girls get a sex change
>sail to Goa

>Fail to not stare
>fail to conceal the fact that I'm staring
>fail to not pop a massive boner
>fail to hide my boner
>Pretend to have forgotten something, go back inside the shop and wait until they leave

Please post more cheese pizza.

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