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Never doubt the Hoog edition
New Zealand - Germany sub-edition

Them chaps in the crowd

The New Zealand anthem is the worst national anthem I've ever heard.

Are we favourites?

What?

It's NZ vs GB not Germany.

Make a new thread faggot.

Yes no maybe

i dont know

New Zealand is higher in the FIH rankings, but your tournament form has been better so I guess so

Hope your qts win desu

>Germany

wot

Fug, was thinking of the shootouts earlier, my bad Nigel

Guess >we really are obsessed with the Germand

I feel like i played hockey at a higher level than this when i was 14

so what is this a semi or final or what?

get out you fenian bastard

Yeah semis, whoever wins faces NED in finals

Yeah
Passing seems to be reaaaallllyyy slow, not even compared to the men, but to the match earlier as well

Every dutch girl is cute as fuck

According to the analysts, it's because of the heat conditions or something

Hockey is mainly played by private school girls, isn't it?

>the black sticks

Here it's an upper class thing (hence all the white blondes), don't know about you guys

>)

There's a woman kiwi player called Cocks?

Who should I cheer for?

always.
I went to a state school and there was this one posh bitch there for some reason, and she played hockey.

the girls who like to pretend they are above the rest of the rabble do gymnastics

Same here m9

Popular at unis so kinda

>that whole Kiwi team

ball girls

g-go kiwi

>she was the meat in a black stick sandwich there

beauty and the lesbian beasts

BBC commentator referring to a British hockey player - "she was the meat in a black stick sandwich" (1st 2:30)

hahaha.

>BBC

more or less.

my school only did football really.

BRITAIN IS GONNA LOSE IT.
EASY WIN FOR NEW ZEALAND
SCREENCAP THIS POST

JUST GIVE GOLD AND SILVER TO NEW ZEALAND AND THE NETHERLANDS GAHAHAH

BRITKEKS FIELD HOCKEY AIN'T TRACK CYCLING

Why do Canadians always get mad watching hockey?

Ty swede-poster of good luck

Gold confirmed

>they are all upper class cunts

Can't cheer for anyone here desu, simply can't relate.

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Hi mate

never fails to make me laugh

What do rich people in Brazil do?
>inb4 impeach PM's

If you can afford a computer are you not considered upper class in brazil

>hes still going

Girl on the left with the thunder thighs has seen some shit lads

>who should I boo?

FTFY

:^)

Lots of these olympic sports seem to be "elite" sports, i.e there is a high barrier to entry, money and class usually.

What sports are more egalitarian? I can only think of athletics. Swimming and Cycling, you need money, you need facilities.

In sports? No idea.

You're regularly drunk aren't you.

Not sure about what you are implying here

This is actually a great sport. It's very manly, you get whacked with a hockey stick you are fucking bruised big time. I respect any woman who plays this.

Even in athletics just track. Field sports you need to facilities and equipment too.

Yeah, like indoor cycling. Building one of those tracks seem pretty expensive. Same with sailing or canoeing

Plus you get a sense that are some real tactical nous at work, Germany - Netherlands was great.

I feel bad now.

Why was I an insecure beta male at age 15-21. All those hockey parties I could have gone to. All those sluts. Fuaarrrrkkk

What times the cycling on for more golds lads? 10 medals so far i take it thats another 24 to come if we go by the amount of medals in swimming?

Best thing was all the girls there were just as insecure, and drunk

soccer and rugby sevens i guess

YESSSSSSSS!!!!

POOPEELANDONPOOIESIDEWATCHY

when i used to play for a under 15 team i remember fucking up my hands constantly

probably because i never wore gloves lel

Is there nickname really the Black Sticks?

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT HOW CAN ANYONE ELSE EVEN COMPETE ITS A FUCKING BLOODBATH OUT THERE

>Primary school
>class is learning to play hockey
>teacher says "whatever you do DO NOT lift the stick above your shoulders"
>autist kid immediately winds up a swing above his shoulders
>nails some poor girl in the mouth on the backswing
>teeth blood and tears everywhere
hockey was pretty fun in school

Thanks for making it worse.

Yeah, it sucks. Goddamn. 26 is too old I guess, or do they still do parties for my age? kek

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TEAM GB TEAM GB TEAM GB TEAM GB

FUCK YEAH GB !

༼ つ * _ * ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY GREAT BRITAIN!
>༼ つ * _ * ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY GREAT BRITAIN!
༼ つ * _ * ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY GREAT BRITAIN!
>༼ つ * _ * ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY GREAT BRITAIN!
༼ つ * _ * ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY GREAT BRITAIN!
>༼ つ * _ * ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY GREAT BRITAIN!
༼ つ * _ * ༽つ TAKE MY ENERGY GREAT BRITAIN!

Kiwi don't choke pls

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

B
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F
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Eternal Anglos strike again

TSUUUUUUUUUUU

I use to play hockey. These girls are so shit.

Women's sports in general.

>people say we have bad teeth

I literally see no disadvantage of just hoofing the ball up the pitch constantly

IT'S A FUCKING GOAL.

FUCK YOU KIWI FUCK.

DONT GET TOO COCKY BRITKEKS, NEW ZEALAND IS GONNA SCORE 2 GOALS AND WIN THE GAME EASILY SCREENCAP THIS POST

GAHAHAHAHA

Good Sup Forums post friendo.

They do, TD's are awesome. Best thing is the whole slutty hockeymeisje is a self-fulfilling propecy. They have an expectation to hook up with some Diederik-Jan or Laurens

I remember playing and the ball went up in the air so i took a full swing and got a clean connection straight into the goal. Got sent off for it and wasnt allowed to play again even though it was the best thing ive ever done. Then i knew this semen slurping sport wasnt for me

How's the small blonde in the middle called?

I'm 26 too. I do feel old at times, but literally when I go to clubs (I don't really like going) there are loads of 30+yr olds.

But maybe it's a London thing, where nobody grows up?

I'm a photographer but I think I would hate sports photography. I'm very picky of my own work, I just couldn't live with that pic, I'd feel sorry for those girls for upping this.

women's sport in general is only good to watch when you know nothing about the sport, and have never seen the men's version

ruined women's volleyball this olympics for myself by watching a blokes game smdh

NEW ZEALAND IS DOMINATING.

BRITAIN ABOUT TO BE BTFOED BY NEW ZEALAND

fuck off back 2 leddit you nigger.

NEW ZEALAND IS DOMINATING GAHAHAHAHA

EASY GOAL FOR NEW ZEALAND

Singles GB wins

Sounds good but I'm not really a Alexander or Maarten.

Half Surinaams, ik maak geen enkele kans. :(

En... is 26 te oud om te beginnen met hockey? Ik begin het wel interessant te vinden eigenlijk kek

post some of your work

They are actually quite good tbqh

Why're you being mean?

BRITISH HOCKEY PLAYERS ARE A FUCKING PUB TEAM. NEW ZEALAND IS GONNA WIN IT EASILY BRITKEKS

I remember you jinxed Stenson on golf's last day.

post more Hoog

delete this

>penalty corner

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me, lads.

GOAL FOR NEW ZEALAND CONFIRMED

I'm a photographer, I mainly do nightclubs around Amsterdam and such.

I don't feel too old for that, but it's just that I missed a lot of things in my life. Things I do now, I could have done 10 years ago...

PS. capturing this whole match so if you have requests, ask