ITT:

ITT:

Times you acted like The Joker

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I went to bed without brushing my teeth.

And told my mom i brushed them

Everytime

>guy asks me if I'm familiar with the area
>tell him I'm not from around here

I actually was very familiar with the area.

That's just gross

>cashier tells me to have a good day
>i don't

I got my teeth capped with platinum (coated in porcelain), I own knives, and I have worn a tuxedo on several occasions.

Looks like Johnny Depp just after lobbing a brick at Amber's face

>had to stay at my parents house last night >jumped in their spare shower they don't use >they don't keep shampoo in it
>Didn't bother to wake them up
>went into work anyway
We all go a little made sometimes OP

>go to the theater restrooms
>be guy
>pee like a woman

>mom tells me to get a job
>tell her I'm currently searching
>mfw just playing vidya

You madman

Cashier BTFO

>someone tells me something
>heard it clearly
>say "what?"

>buying groceries
>could have given the cashier the appropriate change to not waste his time
>don't

>cashier hands me 1p change
>leave it on the counter

DEVILISH
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Cashier mind

Took a piss

Left the toilet seat down

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>employees must wash hands
>don't

>late night
>going to chinese food place with pals
>walk by car dealership
>cut all the balloons off the cars.

>customers must tip
>don't

>Kooked up kokane wif bking soda and solt it
>PPPRRRRR

That's kinda fucked up, mate

Played my ds under the covers when I was meant to be asleep.

Why would you want to sit on a public toilet seat?

send out an email talking shit about a guy's gf, and then raging out and fucking him and his gf up when they accused me of it.

are you me

>grandma asks me to not put my used cereal spoon inside the powdered chocolate can
>do

...

Absolute Mad Man

>be kid
>can't sleep at night
>know mom is up watching tv
>sneak up
>sit in the chair next to her
>sit there waiting until she's ready to go to bed
>sit there completely silent watching her
>she gets scared as fuck as she looks over to where i sit
>laugh and go to bed

>some kid in my class was always very quiet
>people didnt hate him but he was strange
>brilliantidea.jpg
>walk around the class in the breaks
>tell all the people some fucked up joke while maintaining a shoked face
>tell them "this one quiet kid told it to me and he laughed hysterically about it, hes so sick guys right??"
>they are all disturbed and kept looking at him in disgust
>everybody thought hes a fucking phycho


cant even remember what joke it was, some fucked up baby joke. i think it was something with "whats white and red and screams? a freshly peeled baby in a barrel of salt"

I taped a rubber spider to my moms bedroom wall.

She got freaked out after trying to hit it with her shoe and I told her it's fake

...

I once farted and blamed it on someone else
I need to be arrested LOL

>samefagging an entire thread
>from 6 different ips

One time I saw an old lady crossing the street
AND
I
DIDN'T
HELP
HER!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

...

Wow, looks nothing alike, faceblind-man and even if it did, who cares? hii haaa hee hoo
Fucking horrible laugh

>proceed to delete thread

Who /JOKERINI/ in here?

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>be me , get sick
>mom says you should sleep(its 2 am)
>due sickness i cant
>act like im sleeping
>watch tv all night
>just before her alarm ring
>close tv , get in bracket
>good morning mom


MOMS GONNA FREAK

>judging before even seeing the performance

Once I called my dad bald. Tru story.

Even too far for The Joker

I went an entire week without brushing my teeth once.

>mom says dont eat the cookie dough
>Dont do it
>But I thought about it for a good 2 min

Sounds like you'll be going down the same path.

>going through my neihgbor's garbage
>find some letters he forgot to shred
>now i know his address

Is Zach just going for any old new 52 aesthetic or what

I tipped every waiter I met with euros when I was in the US

>not using the toilet paper to cover the whole seat and leaving it there for the next pisser who will inevitably throw it in the toilet clogging it

you're just pawns in my hands

>ask my mom her full name
>now I know her full name

jokes on you I'm your neighbour and that was actually YOUR garbage

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>do not celebrated birthdays
>try to remember your age when someone asks

I went through my entire school life without any friends not even nowadays

Pasty white motherfucker with bad hair EVERY DAY.

Money is of no object to u (much like the jorker)

Zach isn't directing it.

Okay i genuinely hate this shit

>moving box at hospital
>patient stops me
>"Is that my laughing gas?"
>"What?"
>takes off his hat, he has green hair
>"I'm the Joker!"
>takes out his phone and shows me a picture of him in his Joker suit
>blonde woman comes to take him away from me
>"This is Harley!"
>"No I'm not."
Dude, it was just like the Dark Knight.

>Playing Halo Infection
>See zombie
>Let him kill the guy in front of me
>Kill him and take the dead guys ammo

>slap my sisters ass as she walks by
>laugh as she looks at me in disgust
>snitches to mom
>slap her ass too

I hope they lock you up

I once sold a can of Coca Cola from a multipack.

>mfw slapping my fathers ass

How is this Joker?

>slapping my own ass

...

>make sandwich for my husband and another one for me
>give him the one that looks less delicious

I want to murder you

L O N D O N
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absolutely /devilish/

Not tipping the pizzaguy

Do you want to drive your mom to the mental hospital? That's too far

>putting out the dinner for me and my brother
>Give him less garlic bread than me
>mfw he says thanks

>Supposed to go to bed at 10pm
>don't go to bed till 10:01pm

>getting through a door
> dont keep door slowly for dude behind me

I went to school with my pajama.

wrong pic

One time me and my friend Alex went out in the woods looking for Bigfoot, but we never found him. Instead we found a dead body, that night the police took the body, in the morning all the news channels were reporting about it. You see we grew up in a small town, so this was big news, anyway to make a long story short, I found out that Alex killed the guy. Alex said he was harassing his sister, so he had to put a stop to it. Someone must of overheard us, because the next day Alex was arrested. When they gave him is one phone call, he called me, he said I betrayed him. I tried to tell him that it wasn't me, but he didn't believe me. So he promised me that when he got out he would kill me. I was terrified, and also hurt, I couldn't believe my best friend didn't trust me. So time passed, and every night I thought about him killing me. Almost 2 years past, I still had the thought of murder in the back of my head, then I got a phone call, from Alex's mom, she told me that Alex was dead, he was beaten to death. I didn't know what to do, so I got in my car and just drove, I drove for days. I drove all the way to the Grand Canyon, and looked in to the distance. Then among the rest of the tourists, I saw Alex. I was shocked, he slowly walked up to me, when he was just a few feet from me, he said "Don't tell Meg I was the one who sent her the dick pic." Then he walked away, and disappeared into the crowd. I was speechless, and confused..... because I was the one who sent Meg the dick pic.

Too far

i came back from the bar drunk and fell asleep in bed without taking off my clothes or shoes. the next morning i threw my bed sheets away because i probably got urine and aids all over them from using the bar restroom.

>tell my parent I'm pregnant
>say it's a joke
>it's not

>have autism
>proceed to accuse another poster of having autism

>post on Sup Forums that I would never take care of another mans baby
>mfw I would

My email is, [email protected]

I once stole my neighbours cat, kept it tied up in my dad's shed and tortured it for a few days with power tools before smashing it's head with a shovel.

You guys tho... you guys are fucking CRAZY.

You are one of the reasons there are school shooters.

>mom tells me to do my dishes
>don't
>instead leave dozens of dishes on my desk for her to find in the morning

>speed limit is 55
>im going 60

>cop pulls me over
>asks if i knew how fast i was going
>i say "no"
>i knew all along

>tell a fake story on a website
>post a pic
>tell them oops wrong pic
>i lied

Wtf

The joker wouldn't do this

>kenny glenn got another cat

I once poured milk before the cereal

In middle school I flicked a piece of paper at the back of a girl's head but the black troublemaker kid behind me got the blame somehow instead hahaha

In high school, I would ask my dad for lunch money, keep it then bring lunch from home heheheh

I always reply to my own posts to get them more attention yet no one ever calls me samefag Hehehahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

I always forget to take my antidepressants most morning then I dont know why I'm so nervous all day

>playing with dog
>ask who's a good boy
>never tell him hes a good boy

>mommy keeps asking me if ive taken my pills
>tell her yes
>i actually havent been taking them at all
If she found out she would FREAK.

>go to mcdonalds
>order
>get food
>pay
>leave the food on the counter and leave
MOMS GONNA FREAK

hey dude im gonna eat ya ass

>eat almonds
>they're not activated