I miss these threads and I miss Laura Trott
It feels like when you just finished a TV show and you don't know what to do with your life anymore
The Olympics literally feels over now that cycling is done, it just reaffirms in my mind that all good things come to an end
And it's depressing me the fuck out
:'(
Go to bed britcuck, the real sports are on
The boring sports
Cycling is so fun
tfw no trotty gf
posting the fanfic
>Britshits still talking about this """"""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""
Enjoy it while you can, once those roided out chinese get to it they will take it from you.
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Stop being a crybaby faggot and widen your horizons with some other GOAT sports:
>Wrestling
>Sailing
>Athletics
Fuck, there are still TWO bike disciplines still going (BMX, Mountain Bike) so calm your tits
Go and be happy with your high jump gold
The real countries are talking
She did a interview on tv at about 7
Shes so down to earth and happy.I want to marry someone a girl trot
>wrestling
Sorry, i'm not homosexual
>sailing
yawn
>athletics
britain never does well in this so i'll pass thanks
I MISS LAURA TROTT
Here's the stages for the Vuelta starts on saturday
Looking like its going to suit the climbers
woops forgot image
Any notable brits going to be in this?
"this is my specialty"
I miss her already lads
How do i deal with trotty withdrawal
Here take a trott pic
Chris is riding lead for sky again
Simon Yates from Orica who won the white jersey on the tour.His brother is back from a ban as well
thx, will treasure and cherish
Chris Hoy?
The fuck? Isn't he retired?
How about the lads like wiggins and froome
He's back
Have some trott bum
>thicc
perky
When did he announce his return
TEAM GB ARE A BUNCH OF DOPERS CONFIRMED BY ANA MEARS AND GREAT DOPE IS GONNA LOSE BMX AND MOUNTAIN BIKE GAHAHAH NO FROOME, KENNY, TROTT OR CAVENDISH SAVING SHITAN THIS TIME GAHAHA
Mate he just won the Tour de Frace
are you living under a rock
Oh yeah i forgot about chris froome
im embarrassed now
:s
Fuck this shit. What do now ? Wait the vuealta ...
WHO HERE /SEXY WOMEN IN HELMETS/?
>i will never give that ass a cheeky slap after she gets home from a training session and i get home from work, then pick her up, put her on the kitchen counter and rawdog her, afterwards pretending to listen while we lie on the couch together and she talks about current cycling events, rankings and statistics
i don't want to live anymore
hey brits, i really liked your sport. when will there be another event or championship?
Vuelta in 3 days and next indoor champs are in 2017 will feature trott ect..
>we will never give that ass a cheeky slap when she gets home all sweaty from a training session, and then bend her over and fuck her sweaty muscular bushy twat until she vomits all over the floor while you tug her pigtails and call her a good girl
KILL MEEE
i've never seen an indoor cycling track
I'm so disappointed that I only fell in love with laura because of the olympics
I could have watched her dominate the cycling champs down in London earlier this year for fucks sake
Why is life finite... I wish I could shitpost for eternity
>By the next Olympics Trott and Kenny will have a kid
>In a few Olympics time their child will be the cycling GOAT and win many golds and break many WRs
>You'll still be shitposting on /spuh/
I'm legitimately tempted to pick up track cycling
I'm a skinny manlet but if I got more muscular in the legs I would easily have the right body for it
Think I can do it boys? Is it too late for me to start?
I JUST WANT TO MEET LAURA AND TRAIN WITH HER
You sound more like a road cyclist to me
y is that
jason kenny is like 5'10 isnt he
How tall are you?
5'10
t. Muhhammad
Yeah i guess though.When you said you was a manlet i thought you meant like 5'5 like Nino.5'10 isnt really that short in the real world
F R E A K ~ S H I T
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I guess the meme shitposting that anyone below 6 foot is a manlet has gotten to my head
I've never exercised properly a day in my life thought tbqhwyf maybe I should just give up my dream of training with a sweaty laura trott and just get an office job
My advice would be buy a bike go for a little cycle everyday and go from there , if you like it you can start looking into clubs.. or even take to the track
a meme track/road bike or a regular bike
Laura Trott is an ugly bitch
Whats the road like where you live
Hilly or mainly flat?
apologise.
Flat, it's milton keynes lad
>tfw every time you see /track/ you think it is track cycling
Id go for a city bike or a cheap road bike
sorry that you're such an ugly bitch, Laura
>tfw i will never force feed her double bacon cheesewhoppers while dressed in an uncle sam outfit in your shrine-dungeon to the tune of a eurobeat rendition of the star spangled banner blaring in the background, then dress her up as a wheeler from return to oz and make her "race" in endless circles while you froth at the mouth and your cock struggles mightiily against its chastity device
why go on?
Lel they tried for years, they're tanking hard everywhere, it's not 2008 now chang
>tried searching for other fanfiction in volving Laura
>There isn't any
>Searched for Olympic fanfics
>Endless Phelps fanfics
FUCKING AMERICANS
TOO MANY SWIMMING EVENTS MEANS TOO MANY FANFICS
Alright, cheers m8
There was a lesbian one on here as well
No worries mate.If you want to go full autist and get more in depth id go to
cuck
at least fantasise about laura trott servicing you with her finest footjob
There's no doubt she does that to Kenny, she can work her legs pretty fucking hard
I already found a bike thread and it looks like /fit/ but with bikes
I think I'll just try and ride a bike for now
>tfw Laura and Kenny fuck wearing their medals
>tfw Laura has probably jacked Kenny off onto them to mark her as his
>tfw Laura has slurped Kenny's hot sticky potent cum off her medals
Let's be honest, /cyc/ is 50% cycling and 50% writing over the top smut about Laura.
that sky outfit is shit tier
Full novela when?
Kill. Me.
The closest you will ever get is sexually molesting their daughter
or son :'|
What is "cycling"?
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RIP my sweet Laura Trott thread
I suppose I must let you go now
Tears will be shed
Depression will swamp me for months
But I must move on
GOODBYE
Someone post the Cavendish crash webm
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Trottster is from Harlow. I work there, I feel so glad that someone could escape thay shithole.
Honestly, they crashed into each other but it's the gooks fault. They both saw each other and Cav turned into the bend but the gook didn't. He just carried on in his trajectory. It's like going in a straight line on a roundabout, fine except when some other cunt is going around next to you. On top of that he crossed the Stayers line.
Thanks
Yeah but it does come across that hes punishing him for his mistakes
The problem is that people view this crash only in slow motion and decide that he must have the reaction times to see the korean there
When they're going at those ridiculously high speeds they can't possibly react that quickly
I'm going to McDonalds lads.
What should I get?
GOIN TO MACCAS
LADS
It's closed now. Midnight
Big Tasty with Bacon.
Just a burger and medium chips
who /staying up for the great white hope/ here?
Went into serious withdrawl after /tdf/.
Track cycling helped a bit but I'm really looking forward to the vuelta
Have they done that monopoly thing again yet?
I never got the other blue one
two dollywongs and a hip-hip chippy chip, hold the tiddlywinks
Cant wait dude, these MTFs are totally nuts, and /gesink/ will crush all.
Who do you fancy
Bookies are backing Contador
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Anyone else looking closely at her airer to try and spot a drying pair of panties?
No?
Just me?
Okay then.
already searched man
nothing there
what a missed opportunity
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Wasn't sure if the peach thing was big panties or a sports bra. Meh.
Totally missed chance. She should've hung some frillies up.
>His Maccy D's isn't 24hr
Patricians Choice. shame it's only on the menu at selected times in the year.
I'm a fat man in his early thirties, I'm going to need more than that to satisfy my filthy hunger.
They do But it's shit now.
You just get money off vouchers for shitty online stores.
Done, done and done.
I wonder what her knickers look like
I'd honestly lose a testicle just to own a pair that she wore while doing a sweaty workout
Nah a thong
>Cant wait dude
me neither
>these MTFs are totally nuts
fucking crazy
>and /gesink/ will crush all.
wait...what?