Be dutch

>be dutch
>run
>sweat
>flood country

>be danish

It's funny, because your country is more likely to be flooded the the Netherlands.

>be chilean
>don't do anything at all
>sweat anyways

When will the world finally learn that we can't be rekt by water?

You cant drown the waterjew

no hate dutch please!

>be mexilard
>get TARIFFED

>be dutch
>wash your face in the morning
>spill a drop of water
>countless victims

>be Danish
>sound like speaking with a potato in your mouth

You're the ones paying 20% more though

>be danish ot dutch
>never know the hell that is living in a 3rd world shithole

>be dutch
>one fap takes 2 hours because dutch are tall (imagine how a Godzilla faps)

I really like these images might I have them?

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going by that logic, no wonder chinks have such small dicks and suffer from premature ejaculation, it's because they're so small

Amsterdam, 2100

This is fact

Nope. We're bringing back the factories my friend.

>japanese """"""""humor"""""""""""""

I thought denmark and dutch were pretty much the same people.
North of Germany
Lot of bikes
Lot of weed
No mountain
Rich but still manage to be irrelevant

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>be dutch
>beers need to be small so you don't accidently flood the country

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No recovery

Toothpastestan is finished

>be dutch
>cry from all this bantz
>flood the country

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*Sets your polders on fire*

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>be dutch
>the sweat from typing on their keyboards raises the water level so they can only post 1 sentence at a time.

>be leaf
>what the fuck is sweat

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>Be dane
>Overshadowed by better nordic+finland/estonia
>Have to turn south and pretend to be german to feel relevant.

>be dutch
>clog toilet
>flood country
>hundreds of victims
>polish try to unclog toilet
>also drown

>Wake up for another beautiful day in waterworld.
>Look out the window
>Outside is flooded again.
>Guess I won't be drinking anything today.
>put on my snorkel and take my underwater bike to work, even though swimming will be faster it's not dutch enough.
>Get to my job at the weed factory
>Everyone is getting high trying to forget that they are inches away from drowning.
>a fire breaks out and we all have to leave
>Fire department opens a window to the factory that floods it and destroys everything.
>take bike back home
>See dead body floating
>Someone must had drank another large beer.
>go to sleep
>Try and forget that somehow spain conquered my country.

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Dutch is a shit-tier accent/language but we do the same thing.