Oh hi user, why don't we go for a swim? You could use the exercise

Oh hi user, why don't we go for a swim? You could use the exercise

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Sure, but I'm only doing breaststroke today.

No I don't swim with balding pale old men.

I-I can't swim....

I prefer biking anyway.

>Her face when

How about I teabag you instead right here?

You could use the hair.

I-I know another way we could exercise

I-I don't like to take my t-shirt off around other people.

>implying she's built for cross country skiing

>Stone Ridge

Is there a whiter name in existence?

We could definitely go fore a swim!

yes please mommy

Maybe she has mild Progeria

fuck off grandma I'm playing Sup Forums

Why does she look so uncomfortable whenever she's not swimming?

I'd stone my ridge in her gator if you know what I mean

Maybe she's a bit shy.

>it's an Sup Forums collectively projects their autism onto katie episode

the fuck is this from?

>my hands are too big
>I wish I was training right now
>this music is terrible
>it's extremely likely that the men next to me have had sex with the women in front of them
>they aren't even distance swimmers
>can we talk about the bible? or the election?
>I want to play my Sup Forumssic but they wouldn't get it
>my shoulders are too broad

She doesn't like being around white people

>Implying those aren't the best episodes

The best thing ever, awkward carpool karaoke with the USA swim team.

WHY IS MICHAEL PHELPS NOT IN THIS

post the pic of her looking like Dobby

>that terrible fashion sense

Is she autistic?

There's no projection, m8

She was probably bullied at school so shr focused in what she does best - swimming. I'm sure she has no real friends, is socially too clumsy to find love, and has no real hobbies other than swimming. We're talking about Katie here!

She's so cute.
I'm sure she's the sweetest girl.

Shit like this makes me love her more. Fuck me I wish I was a Stanford student. She needs to be loved!

>You right now

Probably because he couldn't get paid enough to do it.

Michael Phelps is worth enough in america that NBC delayed the IOC from holding the medal presentation for the 4x100m Medley Relay until the top of the hour because that's when they get the most viewership.

The amount of finagling that's gone on to make sure his events happen at times appropriate for the US audience is frankly astounding. No country gets special treatment like that.

You're retarded. He's not in THAT segment, but he is in the car karaoke.

Far from it. We can identify one of us from a mile away. Times don't change. She's the awkward nerd forced to hang out with the cool kids.

I hope she stays low profile. Don't want her turning into another Mckayla Maroney

youtube.com/watch?v=iqM_Oncq8l0

He's in it, but not at the same time as Ledecky.

>Come on user.... what do you mean you don't want to go swimming with me?
>Come on, I don't care if you can't do a butterfly stroke, it doesn't BUG me!
>Come on user..... its over 60's night, I can get us in ;)
>user give me your hand, come on, we're nearly at the pool now!
>Look user, the pool is basically empty, lets swim!
>Come on user, dive in, you know you want to!
>Haha user, why did you do a cannonball?
>W---hat do you mean there are actual cannonballs from the 15th century that look younger than me.... that isn't nice user
>I ask you to come swimming and you just insult me
>I think I'll leave, user
>Wait user, what are you doing?
>user? LET ME GO!
>user stop..blburueirjsk stop shkdsnks
>Stop shoving my head under the sjdbsjfhbds
>user I can't breahudissio
>EUUHGHHHH HUHHHHH
>DON'T EVER PREEND TO DROWN ME AGAIN user!
>I HAD NO ROOM TO BREATH user
>user DID YOU JUST SAY THAT MY HAIR GIVES MY FOREHEAD PLENTY OF ROOM TO BREATH? THAT ISN'T FUNNY user
>GRRR, WHY DID I EVEN INVITE YOU HERE?
>I THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE BUT NO YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER JERK WHO MAKES FUN OF ME
>oH... I guess if you're sorry thats OK
>we can get back to swimming then
>what was that user?
>You just pushed me under the water to see if my crows feet could swim and are actually penguins feet?
>That isn't funny
>Please leave me alone
>I think I'll go and swim in the deep end by myself
>I'll probably not resubmerge
>Thanks a lot user
>....
>.........

'BREAKING NEWS'
'Olympic Gold Medallist Kills Self by Drowning'

Y-you too

>GET ME OUT NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ledeckyposting is the greatest thing to happen to this board in years.

I hope le-dicky gets more medals than Phelps as hers are all legit freestyle while half of his are memes like butterfly

can't believe i'm only seeing this now

You did this Sup Forums

user is a meanie :(

>see katie on the street
>walk by her and tell her she needs rogaine
>she looks shocked as i said that
>look in my mirror as she's behind me
>she her crying her eyes out
>realize i shouldn't have said a mean thing to her

that went dark pretty fast

I didn't mean it Katie. Come back

So did she when she got to her room last night

that's fucking dark mate Jesus Christ

they got GRANNIED

You guys sure fantasize about this girl a lot

LOL

This is like feels porn

underrated post

I had a dream about her last night. She's perfect

Kek, Thompson and whoever that is on the left are like "yo who dis bitch"

I seriously doubt she had sex with any of them.

>The simple act of being around black people is a crime for Sup Forumsjews

DUDEI'd like to cum on her face if you know what I mean

Do you not?

>doubting kt

>Master has presented Dobby with clothes

This is way hotter than any of the sex pasta

Why is she so cute bros?

Can you imagine if she ever came to Sup Forums?

I really hope someone is there to console her if she does?

I'd hope she just reads the nice posts

I hope she never learns of this unholy place.

I'd honestly feel really bad if she did.

what would you do on a date with her?

I'm thinking maybe some lawn bowling followed by a tour around the city evaluating the architecture of churches.

f

Wow, you're a jerk

take her to a nationals game

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delet this

I don't know. I've never been on a date

I remember an actress visited a Sup Forums thread about her and was horrified.

most normies who visit Sup Forums for the first time are horrified.

fucking hell

that sounds a little bit too exciting for are katie

I think she was made to be relatable to me

No other celebrity comes close

>2016 Sup Forums
>not full of normies
It's just anonymous subreddit at this point

>tfw no qt autismo swimmer gf

This.
I'd try to do something I enjoy and take her along like hiking. Is that creepy ?

i dont get it. how the fuck does she look 30 already? dgaf, woodberry

Fuck if I know. I'd love to take her and point out all the different types of trees and stuff to her, but somehow "hey lets go into the woods alone" sounds rapey

Because she' /ourguy/

kek

my gf is 10 years older than her and looks 15 years younger. shit swimmer tho,

She actually looks cute in that pic.

They're my friends. I made them.