Scratch my balls and taint area

>scratch my balls and taint area
>smell fingers
>enjoy the smell

>wanking
>about to ejaculate
>turn on my back and cum on my face
>fall asleep without washing it

I thought I was the only one.

>wank into tissue
>eat tissue because don't want to visit the toilet because the flushing noise would be suspicious

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

it's cool once in a while but if you smell it all the time every waking minute it gets old

t. knower

>go to take a shit
>take off all my clothes and shit naked
It just feels right mang

Me too pooping with clothes on feels gross.

Is nice smell.

>cum inside a cute finnish boy
>we fall asleep together naked without cleaning up

you cunts are fucking gay

Go back to selling durries on Fagbook Damo you normie cunt

you wanna fucking go cunt?
*takes my pants off*

TALK SHIT GET HIT

Based
I do the same

*shits on the ground*
*places foot behind shit*
Don't come any closer

*steps on the shit*

Enjoy the curry, buddy

Same

and consider suicide.

>tfw Asian gf won't lick my taint or suck my balls anymore

>scratch crack
>smells like sperm

*BRRRRRREERRERRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*
*inhales*

>only three (You)s
I need to get my head in the game

How could this happen?

...

>need to poo
>hold it in for some reason
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>it's turtleheading
>still hold it
>goes back up
>crisis averted

>closet gay
>try to fuck woman to make gay go away
>dislike vagina
>shit in vagina
>vagina is now like man ass
>fuck shit vagina ass penis

>croAAYYYYYYYYYYtia

please tell me you at least keep your shoes on

Same tbqh famalam

best thread in a while hands down.

fuck off bootleg paraguay

>peepaw found the pee paw