>scratch my balls and taint area
>smell fingers
>enjoy the smell
Scratch my balls and taint area
>wanking
>about to ejaculate
>turn on my back and cum on my face
>fall asleep without washing it
I thought I was the only one.
>wank into tissue
>eat tissue because don't want to visit the toilet because the flushing noise would be suspicious
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
it's cool once in a while but if you smell it all the time every waking minute it gets old
t. knower
>go to take a shit
>take off all my clothes and shit naked
It just feels right mang
Me too pooping with clothes on feels gross.
Is nice smell.
>cum inside a cute finnish boy
>we fall asleep together naked without cleaning up
you cunts are fucking gay
Go back to selling durries on Fagbook Damo you normie cunt
you wanna fucking go cunt?
*takes my pants off*
TALK SHIT GET HIT
Based
I do the same
*shits on the ground*
*places foot behind shit*
Don't come any closer
*steps on the shit*
Enjoy the curry, buddy
Same
and consider suicide.
>tfw Asian gf won't lick my taint or suck my balls anymore
>scratch crack
>smells like sperm
*BRRRRRREERRERRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*
*inhales*
>only three (You)s
I need to get my head in the game
How could this happen?
...
>need to poo
>hold it in for some reason
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>it's turtleheading
>still hold it
>goes back up
>crisis averted
>closet gay
>try to fuck woman to make gay go away
>dislike vagina
>shit in vagina
>vagina is now like man ass
>fuck shit vagina ass penis
>croAAYYYYYYYYYYtia
please tell me you at least keep your shoes on
Same tbqh famalam
best thread in a while hands down.
fuck off bootleg paraguay
>peepaw found the pee paw