Taekwondo

Where's the Taekwondo thread?

the spanish lost one point because his coach stand up, lel

the only people in this thread actually practice taekwondo. Its a proven fact

THAT KICK!

I thought we were meant to be good at this?

Did we choke?

>Dominican0

>is named pie
>uses his pies to fight

I don't

no more womyn taekwondo pls

>giving points to the ladyboy

bye bye medal

I don't know anything about this; are they not allowed to strike with their hands?

wew this is boring

next match, we lose another medal

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Is Tae Kwon Do even a real fighting style?

It looks a bit impractical, i mean they dont even have their hands up do defend and seem to just bounce up and down and do absurd kicks.

PLEASE EVERYONE GIVE A LITTLE OF YOUR ENERGY TO THE MEXICAN

\o/

You only fight like that in tournament Taekwondo you cunt.

>yfw worst korea cuc k us out of 3 medals

>It looks a bit impractical
I did it from age 7 to 16. The martial art itself is practical, it's the competition/combat aspect of it that's ridiculous. From a self-defense perspective all those high kicks are either a waste of time or a crucial mistake.

Yeah, he's cucked

The Spice is finally showing some life, think he actually landed with some back kicks. Match is finally entertaining.

You sound kinda mad. Did I dishonour your faggy sport?
Maybe you should go back to masturbating to assless same face k-pop stars, Kim Chong Kok.

I'm used to disappointment but man Mexico has been so JUST these olympics.

And he lost. Good work by the gook. Unlike some countries they actually win their sports.

Stop choking, Mexico. Holy shit

So the only thing we are going to get is the box meme medal?

I don't know if you could call that choking, he was getting his ass kicked until basically the last minute where he went full desperation-mode.

JUST COJE MY MIERDA UP

Seems like it

I doubt the mex running the 200m is gonna win anything

>Cucked in individual and team women's archery
>cucked in men's 3m diving
>cucked in football
>cucked in light boxing classes
>cucked 2/4 in tae kwon do
Is there a way to induce coma to yourself for a couple days?

Serious talk guys

Are we cursed?

Get fucked, I could snap your neck in a second faggot. You know nothing of Taekwondo.

BASED breeze doing commentary fuck yeah comfy weightlifting bants live on

there's a guy in a throwing stuff final too, unexpected him to be there, but nigh impossible to get anything

no, we just have corrupt politicians that steal money from athletes

Am I watching an actual sparring match using Korea's martial art or fucking ballroom dancing?

That doesn't really explain why diving, tae kwan do, and archery choked.

I'm saying that because they just got cucked twice in less than 30 mins on Taekwondo though.

There's 2 other tae kwon do cucks and 10m diving but yeah don't expect anything.

We have another two in this same meme shit tomorrow or Friday, I don't remember

The girl is one of the best in the sport, but will probably also choke

It's because Cruz Azul is in Mexico

Woman TKD is so bad holyshit

I would probalbly win against them with only using ap chagi

>They lift their leg as a method to have distance between their opponent

Fuck, I would go after the groin everytime they do that. That should be 5 points right there.

fuck, then we need some athletes that are fans of America.

Fuck Cruz Azul

>archery, fútbol and taekwondo all cucked by worst Korea

I fucking hate those slant eyed, dog eating cunts

I did when I was a teen, does it count?

Good luck mate.
Ive got 5 years in Goju Ryu and 2 years in Kyokushin Karate, you know, actual martial arts with proven effectiveness in real combat, where you dont have to wear a faggy helmet.

Good luck with your spinning axe kicks and backflips.

Challenge me and...I will show you.....the true power....of KARA-TE

/r/ing webm of that dancing. WTF was that?

Did anyone see that NZ girl vs the Brazil girl?

Some of the most rigged biased shit I've seen at this Olympics so far, don't know how anyone can take this sport seriously after that.

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They dont even fake or jump kick at all wtf

Good luck trying to do these fancy kicks in the Octagon. You'll get heem'd.

Lol at the Serbian chick freaking out.

WTF REFBALLLLLLLLL

Lol rigged for the gook

There is still Chayito hope in Saturday.

Also there is some girl on death match 20km that was world champion last year.

>refkick

reeeeeeeeeee

well, i'd complain but i have no idea what's going on.
and a medal is a medal,so fuck it.

Taekwondo is too powerful for the octagon.

It's okay at least the Serb girl is cute.. Unlike that gross Korean

YELLOWS

Are there any Taekwondo black belt masters in the UFC?

Hahaha payback for the Serbs robbing the wrestling gold medal.

Apparently the time was already up when the korean girl fell.. shit, gold was half a second away

This sport version of Taekwondo looks ridiculous, a light tap to the head counts as 3 points? The athletes move out of the mat to kill time in return for a penalty card? Wtf is this shit

No they dont fight in UFC, because they adhere to ancient Korean code of non-violence. If they get into the ring with you, they could literally manipulate your chi and make you have a heart attack by lightly kicking your pressure point in your ankle.

Deadliest martial art by far.

>Thai fighter not sneaking in lower leg kicks and knee strikes when they clinch

It's by far the most corrupt sport. Judges decide whenever a kick is counted as a kick or not. They need to just drop the point system altogether, like with boxing.

The Dane Cook of martial arts.

Congrats China, I would rather have you behind us in the overall medals than the Bongs.

Another olympics , another politically driven rape of Korean karate

Why is there two Bronze? They don't have a Bronze match like every other fight Olympic?

theres 2 bronze medal matches like in judo and wrassling

Every fight in Olympics has 2 bronze. Boxing, judo, wrestling, taekwondo