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Schaub is God

1st for Conor is shook

leave stockton, gsp, jon jones and fedor to me

Which one is Schaub?

YOU'LL DO NOHTIN

The one with a British smile.

@70484789
Literally the worst thread ever.

Surely this guy isn't doing it for free and they're here shilling their own shit

Need to report it desu, no advertising here

>your featherweight champion is allowed to act like a nigger and not defend his belt ever

I wonder if the new owners appreciate their champ hitting kids with water bottles?


Nate wins this one and McGregor is done, no way he can get to 145 and beat defensive Aldo with all these weight cut rules.

>Adan goes to jail
>No autists to make new threads 80 posts early

Did you even check the links?

yeah this "post mediocre shit and pretend that people are unanimously in love with it" is stale as fuck and it was never funny to begin with

Is that the black guy or the monkey?

>with all these weight cut rules.
If anything the new weight cut rules make it easier
He only has to be at the target weight for a relatively short time, early in the morning. He can bulk back up

CONOR SPENT $300,000 ON THIS TRAINING CAMP!

Literally the best thread ever

AND HELL DO NUTHIN

Jake Shields threw a full cup of coffee that splashed over a child

Ido upped his fee because he knew the party's almost over

Pretty sure they're shills or trying to get views on their channel. Literally who'd continue to do it for free

Bit confused, who's Yule lads?

/doo ho choi/

Yule, the flame retardant goat

>mfw

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Has he ever been more serious/miserable? What happened to mystic Mac and the cocky Irishman?

>i get upset by pictures of MMA journalists

what journalists?

Did you see the video where he asked out Cub Swanson? It was kawaii~ desuu

What you going to do when she beats Americas sweet heart

just watched the last press conference, jesus fucking christ that was hilarious
nate delivering again

>SUPAH SMASH DIAZ BROTHAS

Is this how all british people behave in public?

also good OP, OP

it's a shame women are incapable of delivering a double knockout

leave artem to me

I dunno I think that's what makes a their striking better, like Joanna. Its like all the women are diaz brothers and use technique more than power.

>bringing your wife's son with you when your plan is to try and start a brawl

Nick Diaz should be behind bars 2bh

why are you posting? Your shit kid golden boy still hasn't won. Fuck off idiot

>you will never get shitfaced and start a brawl for the 2nd time that year with your crew of 20 guys in black t shirts

why even live

UFC 204 Press Conference on Friday

You think Hendo and Bisping top UFC 202 press conference?

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>jake shields and chris avila throwing shit into conors team

kek

>super smash diaz brothers
what did he mean by this?

I challenge you to not get angry at this picture.

Something tells me Bisping is going to get really shook. Hendo is gonna be really indifferent but keep talking about the knockout and Bisping is going to frantically keep talking about how every fight is different before freaking out

No, but would be good if they put some effort In though. Bisping usually has shit banter and Hendo just grunts

c-c-conor don't throw the cans, don't throw the cans, CONOR!

back to your old antics I see lol

I am heartbroken for Chael.

Should we create a card for him, /heem/?

imagine being obsessed and paranoid about the first post in a thread

who knows, i just want to know if that's how all british people behave in public

When will Dana man up and start using Artem as a bargaining chip

>Conor McGregor tells Nate Diaz to 'bring the whole of (expletive) Stockton' to UFC 202

Stockton seems to be getting better, but this is still a stupid thing to say

holy shit i just saw the press conference that was fucking crazy.

is mcgoobs terminated if he loses?

Dear

didn't a wmma fighter actually receive a card from heem once?

nah man

world is overpopulated anyway

what happened to chael?

ridiculous lol

Jake nailed that motherfucker with that starbucks though

Lover

world population is trending towards, we'll peak in 2050 but then fall off after that, some countries like Japan and Greece are already experiencing UNDERPOPULATION issues in terms of not being able to support the economy and mass infrastructure

You're thinking of reddit.

holy fuck

serves him right for taking PEDs and claiming he needed them to get his wife pregnant. Maybe she should have taken the PEDs instead

no we made a joanna a birthday card like a year ago or some gay shit

Whatcha gonna do huh? Whatcha gonna do? Yewll do nootin

Was it a british guy that shouted that?

>and Bisping is going to frantically keep talking about how every fight is different before freaking out
you mean just like he did right before he knocked out the #3 P4P and became WW champ?

sounds british

>britbetas

>tfw i could heem every here and twice on sundays yeh

based quads

as soon as the camera panned to nate leaving i was so scared and confused and then shit got to serious.

What's this news about Chael?

his daughter god perma heemed by god

he died of a broken heart

lol it was the big size too I think whatever it's called

Are there guys in Conor's camp that talk lots of shit or something? It seemed like all the bottles plus the coffee were aimed at the same guy lol

his daughter was god and she permaheed herself?

im gonna perma heem you if you don't take those stupid fucking stars out of your name

YEWL DO NOOTIN

YEWL DO FOOKIN NOOTIN

>waaaaaah downvote waaah get off my reddit thread

same, i dont watch that shit anymore but i still subscribe to the observer, its pretty comfy. the filthy shows are pretty based.

why does mma keep shitting on boxing? goddamn i barely watch it but they hype shit like no other

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goddamn look how ripped this african is

no PEDs at all and living in the bush and he's fucking jacked

yeah it is the big size lmao

honestly for a shot put kind of a throw he had super good accuracy with that coffee

Shields looks so out of place the goof

Danis would tap him

>throwing hot coffee from memebucks
jake fucking relax someones going to get hurt

I take back everything bad i said about McGoober, he is bout dat life

No, because in that case he wasn't utterly humiliated and had his mouth sewn shut by Rockhold. Henderson made a complete bitch of him and Bisping was getting fired up when someone tweeted him asking why he asked for a rematch with Hendo

This is personal for Bisping and that's one reason why he's in danger against Hendo besides the obvious

Shields is like the responsible guy amongst a crowd of madmen halfheartedly joining in despite knowing better. He does it reluctantly, not wanting to actually hurt anyone, but by some stroke of bad luck he manages to hit a bulleye and sprays some unfortunate child with hot coffee.

how hot could that coffee have been really?

it had to have been there at least 30 minutes

Once Shields roided sweat mixed with the coffee, I imagine it would be very hot.

NOT ONE A YOUS WILL DO NUTTIN

jake reminds me of this chappelle bit where the white guy hangs out with gangsters being the craziest one in the group

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>Henderson made a complete bitch of him

Buddy did you forget what Rockhold did to Bisping the first time

I mean I get what you are saying but Bisping stared fear and humiliation in the face and knocked it the fuck out believe you me buddeh he's going to beat old man henderson

shields is the least manly/intimidating roiding fighter of all time

literally no one scared of his punches

lukewarm at most

We all know Conor is winning via Decision

it literally splattered on a mother and her child

It's not so much to undercut what Rockhold did, but Hendo's is etched in the history books

I just think Bisping is coming in too hot on this one

starbucks' cups keep that shit hot well after 30 mins

it's the only way he knows how dude