Peter Alexander @PeterAlexander 9m9 minutes ago
BREAKING: The other 2 USA swimmers who say they were w Lochte during robbery have just been pulled off their plane at Rio airport.
Peter Alexander @PeterAlexander 9m9 minutes ago
NOSSA NOSSA
JUST
race wars now
Hues do it again.
They probably killed a tranny tbqh
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
they are not lying about the robbery, so nothing bad will happen to them, right?
At worst they'll be "deported" and will never be allowed to set foot on Brazil ever again.
So crime goes, nothing happens, feijoada.
Can't wait until it comes out that they killed a hooker or something
I'm guessing Lochte didn't get to bring friends.
>fib a little
>get pulled off your plane out of the country and beheaded
thats brazil all right
I heard the FBI is involved in the case.
at worse the US Navy and Air Force is about to free the shit out of Brazil
maybe not the best idea to shittalk brazil then try to flee the country.
I hope Thiao and Miguel turn those white fuccbois inside out
Why would they be rewarded though?
Wow i heard that the KGB is involved too
Really makes you think
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
kek, Brazil would get gold in chimping out over stupid shit.
why the haste ameriswims?
Why are our swimmers such fucking weirdos?
>will never be allowed to set foot on Brazil ever again.
>Implying they would come back to your shithole
i didnt think brazil could make their country look any shittier after last week, then this stuff happens. its like fucking north korea.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAT U GONNA DO BOUT IT BURGERS?
>tfw they were really robbed
>tfw they were robbed during a drug deal gone bad
HUES AND BURGERS BOTH BTFO.
CODE RED BOYS WE'RE ABOUT TO GO BALLS DEEP WITH A BRAZIL INVASION TO BRING /OURBOYS/ HOME
YOU FUCKIN HUES THINK YOU CAN JUST TAKE AN AMERICAN YOU FUCKING FAGS? LEARN YOUR PLACE ON THE TOTEM POLE FAGITS OR WE'LL TEACH YOU THE HARD WAY
Please no bomberino wait till the games are over.
Can someone explain what the fuck is going on here? Lochte lied about getting robbed?
wtf I've always hated Brazil
WHAT DID THEY DO TO WITH THAT POOR CAB DRIVER?
He said he was robbed, our detectives and judges found a lot of mistakes in their version of the history, we told them to stay, he fucked off
those little white puccibois gonna slurp a mountain of hot brazilian cum I wish I could watch em,
gonna be picking pieces of dried cum out of their fistula for the next couple years bro. gonna be fucking hilarious
Uh well... We might wipe you off the face of the Earth. For a start.
maybe they'll want to go back and on a shooting spree out of revenge when their babies are born without limbs?
story*
I BET HE RAPED POOR LITTLE KATIE TOO
JUST LOOK AT HER FACE
Our cops are Judge Dredds, you can't outbant them.
>omg how dare they capture literal fucking criminals
>Brazilians who were also at the airport reportedly started boo'ing both athletes while they were being escorted out of the plane. Gunnar Bentz started crying.
Really makes you think
Is it possible their story is mixed up cause they were black out drunk?
The reality of the situation is this, family.
>Lochte and his bros
They were prolly partying, doing drugs, fucking trannies, whatever. Got robbed like they said, but had to make up a story about where and how cuz they were embarrassed to tell truth. They were fucked up and their stories weren't exactly alike.
>Brazil
Lochte's BIGGEST fuckup was saying it was ppl dressed as Rio police officers, even if that's the truth, because that becomes an embarrassment not only to the Rio police, but the entire IOC who have funneled resources to them to keep these games safe. The IOC and Rio PD both have reason to try to pin the Americans as liars here, even if they're not, and for that reason, whether guilty or not, the Americans needed to GTFO out of Brazil like Lochte did. The boys who are stuck there can get totally fucked even if they did nothing wrong.
>USA
Obama will pull some strings behind the scenes and this will eventually go away. Ryan Lochte will never compete for America again.
If they didnt do anything bad then there is no fucking problem right?
Why are you burgers chimping out?
...
What did they mean by this?
US invasion of Brazil when?
why are swimmers degenerate?
Shame you can't swim your way off a plane.
are you implying there is any way whatsoever to prove their story is false? do you faggots even have a legal system or do you just throw money at a judge and give a list of names?
good movie
nasciemento ftw
They got to the hotel 3 hours after what they reported, they all had a different story about the robbers, they were all cheerfull and playfull in the footage
>implying we don't have hidden nukes
Secretive Jewish influence, obviously.
>Brazil thinks they can fuck with America
lol hues wanna learn the hard way
DIPLOMATIC INCIDENT INCOMING
This one is better:
youtube.com
Video feeds, huge fucking time discrepancies, lol we steal money but nothing else.
This is all kinds of wrong and the fact that they are trying to run away is another huge fucking red flag.
JAIL FUCKING AMERIHOOLIGANS
>implying they can fuck with us
they didn't fly so good.
I'm lost.
What did they do?
I know. mines just the version from the movie, goes better with a gunfight
Hopefully they will be raped by monkeys in prison
>and will never be allowed to set foot on Brazil ever again
What a blessing. Hossanah!
>shitskin doesnt know what "proof" is
Literally lmao
Let's not forget the FBI was helping Rio PD with the case, since it was a crime related to an american athlete. The dumb swimmers thought they could get away with a fake robbery story.
You have to go back.
Yes yes, well done Americans
HOWEVER
Probably had a curfew and didn't want to get in trouble. I heard they were out doing drugs and get slammed with hot women. Probably lost track of time and had to come up with a BS story about why they checked in at like 6 AM.
Nobody knows the whole story yet.
thiago gonna get em from the back over and over and over again
Americans being americans.
If they get jailed they will beat the frog tourists which had 5 jailings last time I checked.
Burgers want gold medals in literally everything.
especially without your wallet
Curfew? Why is there a curfew?
You fucks think you're hard because you have thousands of ignorant monkeys with outdated weapons running around shooting anyone they see. We would steamroll every last one of you hues.
>Implying Obama will do anything
They're white, so he won't lift a finger to help them
I seriously hope they had a gangbang with a bunch of trannies and are just trying to cover it up
They can't take away our swimming medals can they?
Your entire country would cease to exist if we wanted it to be the case.
Similar shady story from NZ:
>French rugby player
>reports being violently attacked on Wellington streets to police
>public outrage
>NZ govt apologizes
Turns out the faggot got ktfo by a teammate in the hotel for being a drunken idiot
youtube.com
does it look like they've just been robbed?
OK OK Brazilians. Give us the faggots back.
What if Gisele & Brady make an appearance for the closing ceremonies?
Yes? No?
lochte is obviously lying though
fuck. does everyone know they are lying yet? can we contain this?
>us can't handle the bantz
>bombs Huezil
>hundred million huefugees jump the border
>implying the US wouldn't erase you
Not so fast my friends. Come back here and explain all this shit.
Reminder that lying about crimes is a crime itself in Brazil.
Not sure. Their events were over. Probably to maintain some kind of image. I can't blame grown ass men for wanting to escape the olympic village, because I've heard it kind of sucks.
Heard from some reliable >HUEHUE'S
That they were indeed out getting fucked up and whoring around though.
>be robbed
>Want to leave said shitty country
>"Hurr it's because they lied"
There is literally no reason to stay in Brazil.
That's hardly their goal. The authorities are probably really fucking pissed off because they have this whole security apparatus just for a faggot to lie and put doubt on their competence.
Mexico has a southern wall, we'll be fine.
That would be pretty funny
They said they got robbed a few days ago and it's starting to look like they were lying. It's kinda funny
The only thing I'd say here is, why would they totally make up a robbery story? There's no gain for them.
My guess is they WERE robbed, but it was somewhere they shouldn't have been, while doing things they shouldn't have been doing. And they were fucked up so they didn't get their stories straight.
There's no insurance claims here. There's no motive for 4 guys to just randomly make up a fictional robbery.
Hehe, you can't just exterminate the scum, they'll always be there.
Jooz are still there, so are our favelados.
Jenny and Rebecca gonna get dat huefugee enrichment
AMERICA YES
we need to send in a special ops team asap
Doesn't matter if we get in a staring match with this shithole country, our president will apologize.
lol at amerifats saying they will nuke brazil because of some stupid swimmers. just stop it.