The Sydney Olympics were 32 years ago

>the Sydney Olympics were 32 years ago

Feel old yet?

that was the Melbourne Olympics m9

melbourne bounce

>The Rio Olympics will be over within your lifetime

>32 years ago was 60 years ago

>high school was 20 years ago

>Born too late to remember when the Olympics were hosted here in Sydney
>Born too early for there to be another Olympics here in my lifetime
>Born just in time to stream the Rio Olympics over my shitty internet and post about it with a few Sup Forums anons

>Born too late to remember when the Olympics were hosted here in Sydney

How fucking young are you?

nineteen

>>Born too late to remember when the Olympics were hosted here in Sydney

>1996 was 50 years ago

I think the older you are the luckier you are, you spent longer in the good times

wouldn't you be more comfortable on Club Penguin or some shit champ?

dunno what you're even saying mate

>the swimming events at the Rio Olympics were 10 months ago
>Simone Byles is now 38
>Ryan Lochte has served his entire prison sentence for lying about being robbed

Lads where does the time go?

>the original Olympics were 4,700 years ago

Feel old yet?

>you will NEVER have the balls to ask her out

don't worry m9 Brisbane/Gold Coast will probably get one eventually

>this queenscuck DELUSION

kek

realistically, it would be Perth if anyone

also delusional. Brisbane and Perth are bland as fuck and have nothing to offer the world. APEC in Brissy was a joke, it's such a boring ugly city.

Perth's the city that would benefit the most from the Olympics with the massive growth it's had over the last 20 years. It's also a nice enough looking place

Do they have any decent venues though, or would they just use it as an opportunity to upgrade their infrastructure and construct a bunch of new stadiums? Melbourne is the economic option, it already has world class sporting venues, good public transport, and they could develop Fisherman's bend into the athlete's village which they could later auction off as apartments. I reckon it's one of the few cities in the world that could perhaps break even, even make a profit from the Olympics.

auckland's gonna get one first you silly auses

Yeah, there's already good facilities for several of the major event categories and the new arena is borderline MCG tier. Most of the infrastructure you'd be looking at for the olympics is already either on the cards or has just started development in the last few years.

we're being entirely hypothetical m8
I wouldn't be surprised to see Crushedchurch isntead though

to be fair it was literally 40 degrees that day

t. Rawiri Kahurangi

Hmm, could be ok I guess. But now that the mining boom's over I'm wondering how you can justify it economically.

>Next Olympics are in 50 years

literally get a job, GateNEET

Perth is in the middle of a recession while the east coast is booming

Poorth is the Detoilet of Australia

Christchurch might get the winter olympics but Auckland will never ever host the summer olympics

>read one article about the mining sector slowing down
>suddenly an expert in economics
:^)

Not if I kill myself due to my crippling depression in the next few days...

What else does Perth have going for it honestly?

Uber

Centrelink

yeah thats about it

>you'll be forgotton before the Rio Olympics ever will be

Plenty of asbestos here.
Unironically, the mining boom was useful for elevating the state out of the same tier of irrelevance as Adelaide and the last decade was spent developing infrastructure and industry here. Getting cucked out of GST hasn't helped, Perth has done well enough to have a population explosion. >we're expected to double in size by 2030 and shitholes like Mandurah and Rockingham are gradually becoming civilised.

>>we're
which citizen are you?

A maori guy I went to school with works as a bouncer there and he tells pretty good jokes

>maori
>school

That is a good joke

chuckled

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