Gosh, user. I have to say, your performance on the track today was quite disappointing

Gosh, user. I have to say, your performance on the track today was quite disappointing.

Do you have anything to say for yourself.

What's for tea?

Imagine being Phelps in that pool and having to be all like "damn, Katie Ledecky, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific grandmother wrinkled face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck Madeline Dorado in the village. Like seriously imagine having to be Phelps and not only sit in that pool while Ledecky flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the Brazilian booing barely drowning out the sight of her crows feet and leathery skin, and just sit there, lap after lap, hour after hour, while she perfected that stroke. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as the announcers tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, KATIE LEDECKY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and bunda and later alleged underaged gymnasts for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Maryland. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat and chlorine that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with coaches in the previous months. And then the coach calls for another 200m, and you know you could kill every single person in this pool before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Michael Phelps. You're not going to lose your Subway sponsorship over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

who are you

tea, duh

Your yucky pimples are quite disappointing.

And the mosquito bites on your chest make me believe that you have the Zika virus. In conclusion, I will not bang.

I'm not cooking for you tonight, you've made me mad

a you for effort because i love the original

silver

Was it bad enough to make you throw up on me?

you look as if the food you make tastes horrible, anyway

I think you're confusing Laura Trott with Becky James

Trott was unbeaten in her events.

Fuming lads


I feel for the cycling meme.I was almost sick.never again

Fuming about what?

well i am old, over weight and out of shape, what did you honestly expect?

I thought i would be naturally good at cycling because of my anglo blood but was almost sick

TL;DR

Stop staring at my vulva, user. You haven't earned it.

wow that really makes me think

Good morning, user.

I found this under my pillow. Is it mine or yours?

Show us yer racing growler Trotters and maybe I'll be a bit more motivated

>you will never suck the sweat from her mott