LOCHTE ON CAMERA FIGHTING SECURITY

BOO AMERICA

BOOOOOOOO

wow they should get a few years ban for this, and their country too

EXTRADITE THIS FILTH

Wtf I hate my country now

>fabricated robbery story

Phelps ruined this man's life. He couldn't take being second banana and snapped.

>literally talk shit, get hit olympics
I love it

was it a fight with their minds?

Ban usa from the Olympics

>he thinks the US would let that happen

Ryan "you can't locht me up" Lochte

APOLOGIZE.

>Ryan
>Lochte

The eternal Anglo did it again!

Ryan "sucked a wiener before fighting a beaner" Lochte

>Foreigners will think we'll support Lochte.

He's always been a douche and a swag-fag brat.

>they held us at gun point but I was like 'whatever'

Apologise to the huehues.
APOLOGISE NOW.

GRINGOS GO HOME

>Ryan Lochte was born in Rochester, New York, the son of Ileana "Ike" (née Aramburu) and Steven R. Lochte.[2] His mother is Cuban and was born and raised in Havana, Cuba, while his father is of German descent.

BRs can't handle the banter

>Phelps was winning golds and fucking his qt wife while Lochte was beating up Brazilians in a gas station
you can't make this shit up

Sounds like lochte is pretty based

#jeah

BLITZKRIEG'D

Pretty sure "Lochte" is a german name.

The eternal Kraut strikes again.

no honour from america as expected.

Shohei is right.
Shamefurru dispray

#jeah

>merrifights

sasuga yankees

how do you even pronounce his name, and why is his hair green was that the pool lol?

apologize

does he still wear that grill, nigga is white

t. Adolf Schweinporken

>ameriliers

lock-tee

because the hue pool guys don't know how to maintain a pool

#jeah

>tfw you will never understand the eternal anglo meme

USA must be banned from olimpics.

Congrats China you won

He looks like a bro.

I believe him

It's a butthurt Turk in Germany, hes posted his hand before and its brown

La Perfida Albione

can anybody stop this fly ass nigga?

APOROGIZE

the fashion police

He talks like he's braindead

Watching too many crime shows on tv and still being too drunk to think past the next 3 hours.

me and this fly ass motherfucker got the same reeboks

the smartest man in america - Ryan Lochte

Sup Forums how can we stop Ryan "Can't get caught if i'm not on the spot" Lochte

you wanna get nuked again boy?

Do we have a link to this gas station video?

It's clear it was all a bullshit story, i just wanna see it.

They don't even need to do that. Just phone Lochte and tell him they've found his wallet and watch he'll fly back on his own

GIVE US LOCHTE NOW!!!!

>because the hue pool guys don't know how to maintain a pool
t. retarded American

apparently brazilian security

He never lost his wallet and watch, it was taped on video to be with him when he arrived in the Village.

Anyway, 2 of his swimming "friends" are still in Brazil, prohibited to leave because their passports are seized. Will he just let the guys take the fall alone for it or he'll finally admit? I mean, the guys can take 2 years prison for it.

should have put sulfuric acid on the pool he swimmed

>wearing reeboks in 2016

I know, but he's stupid

>implying his wallet was stolen

The funniest part of all this is how butthurt brazil is getting.

or throw Ryan Lochte out of a plane above Japan and puncture his head.
BOOOOOOOMMMM
biggest implosion ever

Brazilbros, I'm guessing you're all upper class? How is the middle class? Are they the uneducated hue spammers? What about the lower class, do they have internet? Do you live in compounds etc. or do you sometimes go to poorer areas?

>Egypt
i would do the same question to you

wtf I like lochte now

If this had happened in the USA we'd never even hear the end of it.
Brazil is handling this in a more professional fashion than you lardlads ever would. :^)

GIVE HIM TO US NOW

Please Apologize guys. Brazil has already enough problems, we don't need you guys lying to create even more tension.

I'm middle class and I'm sure most of the brs you se in chans are the same. Lower classes also have access to internet, but they're completely umpolite and have this monkey behavior. Everybody lives together in Brazil, the richer and the poorer.

>americans win sporting event
>get blackout drunk
>get in fights with security and blame the police

THEY LITERALLY DRANK THEMSELVES BACK TO AMERICA HOLY TITS

kek he's in united states right now while 2 of the others are stuck in brazil, probably for a long time.

why did you murder our canoe coach

>we would detain athletes because they got mugged

top kek

Live in compounds? I don't even know what that means. Condos, houses, like anyone else in the world bro. You can identify the only lower class as the ones who post in portuguese.
It all depends to where in Brazil you live. Some cities are comfy as fuck, others you have to take care to what street and what hours you walk.
Brazil is not a monotone country. Each region can be completely different than the other and a city inside a state can have a complete different feeling than another. It's not coincidence that we sell our diversity as a value for the world.

>>because they got mugged
:^)

>car accident is murder now

he got out of there quick, the albino rat

>accident
that term implies there's no one to blame

JEAH™ RIGHT, IT WAS AN ""ACCIDENT""

stop falling for obvious b8

Everyone here is poor except Lula.

LOCHTE BLACKED BY THE TRUTH

How is that bait? It was a simple question.

No I'm really asking. Because it's similar to that here.
You have upper class people who have been upper class since the Ottomans.
You have nouveau riche who got rich during the Sadat-Mubarak era.
Then you got the upper middle class who are educated as well.
Then middle class (Arabic teachers, government workers, mechanics etc.) where lots of extremists are.
Then working class (poverty) who are easily deceived by the extremists.

middle class lives in shitty commie block-like buildings.
lower class can go to "lan houses" to have internet access, depending on the city (doesn't apply if it's countryside) they have access at home too.

>bra71l.webm

luxury.

recommend a city to visit where a hipster gringo will not get shot that has gambling, prostitution and nice beaches pls

Not really. I literally live in a favela.

Thanks for clearing that up. I've been always wondering. I guess it's the same in Mexico, Colombia and so on?

>Ameriliars attacking again

Security probably was robbing him

>Americheats
>Amerilars

This really makes me mad.
>Brazil is a third world shithole full of murders so there's no problem in lying, right guys?
Get out of here. Can't wait for this shit to be over and all you foreigners leave us alone.

filtred

The interesting thing about this story is that it's 100% believable that the cops in Rio did rob him. That's how shitty Brazil is.

LEARN HOW TO HANDLE BANTZ.

>getting taken over by Muslims would actually improve Brazil

>17
please show us a picture of your habitat

>mfw Ameriliarswims get their anal passages bored out by a favela monkey in prison