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The ultimate endurance test

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NEED this gold

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Brownlee bros

we will get bronze desu

>i need medals

Australia got any chances?

Will it be a gold silver?

Brownlee from North, ride bike up hills all day. Other plebs from irrelevant flatland, don't .

GB win.

Probs

Anybody know how long the race is expected to last?

Brown Lee

>55 men

Wew

Maybe , its very hot today.They like the course but its hard conditions today and the water is very smooth

BROWNLEE BROTHERS WIN LOL

>swallowing all that bacteria

where is the based swede of good luck

>tfw no simon whitfield

Is triathlon points based or do they do all 3 events consecutively and see who gets to the end first?

meh

>Music from pulp fiction playing
Why?

Not in this weather

We >Rocket Power now

You have the internet at your fingertips you know

>that feel when the brownlee brothers swim through the corpses, diseases, discarded firearms, needles and drug drops with ease because they are from Leeds and swim through worse every day on their way to Greggs or to watch rugby league or whatever it is they do there

just a straight race ting bruv innit

Were still favs

FUCK YOU LEAF

Its all in one. Its pentathlon thats points based

lmao fuck these Brownlee faggots, paying other athletes to dictate their pace. pathetic

Sounds comfy as fuk

How longs it going to last?

Please, i want to see some people getting frog'd.

>someone just got held under the water

lmao

betfair:
A. Brownlee - 1.63
Mola - 4/1
plebs - 9000001/1

>mad because team refugee isn't represented

>people trying to kill each other

Its just like the very first olympics

youtube.com/watch?v=RvfKwmofLgo

When's the womens? There asses on the bikes in those swimsuits is insane.

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I still don't get it, did someone got held underwater? And it's common?

depends on the course but iirc the winning time in London 2012 was 1:45h

They do the whole thing in swimsuits?

Sign me the fuck up

Imagine how comfy your sleep would be after completing this triathlon

yeah but imagine how horrible it would be waking up and barely being able to move

>Brownlees noway near the front
>Their biggest competition is goat at the 10k run

Well guess its another choke lads

> swim: 1,500 m [1,650 yd]
> bike: 40 km [24.9 mi]
> run: 10 km [6.2 mi]

ffs, the deathmarch is a longer distance than this. Why don't they do an actual Ironman?

Wish i was super fit ;_;

The deathmarch is 50k

the bike course is hard, expect to see death

>endless highrises that litter this part of the city

Based beeb commentators love slagging off brazil

>tfw deathmarch is tomorrow

highrises are so shit man one of the best things london ever did was not letting central be ruined like that

Adam Peaty
Bradley Wiggins
Mo Farah

How quickly would these 3 complete this triathlon in a relay lads?

>no way near the front

but they are

Im from Nottingham pal, i know how shit high rises are

run (800) meteres

FFS even the 1500m is longer distance then this.Why dont they do a actual long distance run?

DID THEY CHOKE LADS?

>Adam Peaty
>Swimming that far

5 days maybe

Oh shit I'm late to this. What have I missed so far, is this still just the first part?

Yeah it GG , they fucked the swim.might as well go watch somthing eles

Who's a good distance swimmer for britain?

Are you drunk

If they lose send them back to Leeds as punishment

2016 and the IOC can't tell us who leads the group

They did?

What happened?

David Walliams

No

50000 PogChamp

>David Walliams
kek

4th and 6th after the swim, all good lads

Shark

I think you'd need to borrow a convict.

Drowning

HE FUCKING BOTTLED IT

How was the swimming? Missed it

Wet

BROWNLEES WINNING

GB 1 2 CONFIRMED

ROTW CANT INTO HILLS

let's hope we get a good fall.

WHERES OUR SWEDEN LUCKY CHARM?

EVERYONE SUMMON SWEDEN

\o/

Is it the biggest meme sport ?

splishy splashy and iron horse in the same event

Go France!

oooo the edge

You're a faggot

Any hues here, do they let you climb that meme rock?

No, modern pentathlon is.

>swimming
>running
>shooting
>horsey
>fencing

Actually, maybe that's the most aristocratic event.

simple and easy running is the most aristocratic sport ever, definitely no event with bycycles

It was literally designed around the 5 skills a military officer should have

Climbing for sport is a white people thing

I wish there was an event with just Shooting, Horsey, and Fencing.
I'd probably go for Tokyo if that existed.

This most be so hard to train for practically

>Only start doing well once they get to sit down

Doing GB proud

kek, that assmad swede was so hilarious

>Swim in the ocean
>get on a bike
>get off a bike
Yes it must be a nightmare.

He's usually there to "support" britain in every medal event they're in

WE'VE FUCKING BOTTLED IT

HE SHOULD BE FAR AHEAD

FUCK SAKE

REEE CHINKS

Management consultant: the sport

fuck wrong brit

If the best swimmers, cyclists and runners compete in triathlon who could be a winner?

fuck off