Eternal /got/ general

Promise me Davos edition

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First for Jonsa

Was it Jaqen?

Hound is the best character in the show. No contest.

What did they mean by this?

>shipping shit

>>>/thumbrl/

First for ASS ASS ASS.

first for autism

why are we getting 4 stall episodes where literally nothing happens?

pfft

we have lady lyanna mormont now, the hound aint shit to her

Press H to Sand the Door!!!!

I want more Tyrion every episode.

This episode had no Tyrion.

Literally the best female actress in the show

I kind of want Sansa to die at this point

this whole episode was one scene after another of Sansa getting told. fuckin' gold. The only reason Mormont pledged their support was Davos saving her ass.

I'm getting sick of Sansa thinking her shit don't stink and scheming behind Jon's back

Post yfw The Mountain rapes everyone next episode.

Rickon has solid leaks suggesting hes used as bait during the bastard bowl, he isnt flayed he get shot by Ramsey as hes runnning to jon.

>The Boltons helped us take back Deepwood Motte

D&D love it, don't they? Even after killing him they're still taking away from Stannis' character.

Reminder that Sansa and Jon have 62 good men, 3 times as many good men as ramsay.

tyrion hasn't done jack shit in two seasons, why would you want to see him?

Do you want to play a Game of Thones, you fucking bastard? I have become Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North after the Clash of Kings. Come and see. I have a Storm of Swords ready for you, cunt. I dare you to fucking come for me. I have your little bother, and soon I will make him a Feast for Crows, bastard. I will burn you and all of your fucking wildling sluts after I flay your bodies - you will burn like a Dance of Dragons. Fuck you, you piece of shit. The Winds of Winter will blow across your blackened bones and I will pick my teeth with your splintered ribs before I gently fall asleep and have a nice Dream of Spring. Fuck you, you fucking fuck. Fuck you.

where is the webm of loli mormont hushing the maester?

Is Bella Ramsay the new loli of Sup Forums

>Hound is actually back

Really lads? Seriously?

I might actually start watching the season then.

I watched Episode 1 and hated it, so I was sort of reading over what happened in each episode and was gonna force myself to watch them when the season ended.

But The Hound was my favorite character after Ned and Rob so I'm super excited to hear he is back.

>Tfw he'll finally get his chickens

The door needs to be sanded before applying primer to be painted.

When the fuck did Sup Forums begin allowing man-dykes to speak openly?

can someone link to the full spoilers, the /r/asoiaf thread is hidden

>tfw a strong loli will never protect you

Davos > Jon > Sansa

Why the fuck can't Davos sit on the Iron Throne?

These threads are so much better than r/gameofthrones. You guys have better memes, too.

So the BWB protects smallfolk, and as thus they slaughtered a bunch of smallfolk... what

>"I love Cersei, and if I have to slaughter every Tully who ever lived to get back to her, that's what I'll do"

It's classic misdirection. Next episode Jaime finds out that Cersei cucked him.

>tfw they retcon'd your character redemption
>tfw they skip your best chapters to send you to Dorne
>tfw they have you groveling at Cersei's feet once again
>tfw thy are now going to hand your best chapters to Brienne

>hbo offers 10 seasons
>refuse
>the show we /got/

cute 5head desu

She was pretty fucking amazing for such a young kid. That girl could have a bright future in acting ahead of her.

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This is literally nothing happens the season

What happens if Cersei were to be killed while the Mountain still lives ?

Would the mountain go on an unstoppable killing spree ?

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she's 35

Cleganes will bathe in fanatic blood next week

GET HYPE.

Sandor will show that his leg isn't so fucked up afterall

Lady Mormont is cute! CUTE!

D&D is expanding that R'hllor intolerance.

Quasimodo BTFO
First World Feminism wins

>you will never serve a loli lord

Reminder that Arya didn't get stabbed it was actually Jaqen using her face

he's a classic No2, he can't lead

He was getting too likable, and the actor was getting too good. So they made him rape his sister and then get sent off to do fuckall.

Can't have likable people in this show, user.

anyone SHOULD UPDATE THE BOWL

>nothing happens

Why do people keep saying this? We must have different understandings of what nothing is. Plenty is happening. The fucking Hound just came back. Are battles the only progress to you?

Same reason the Clans followed him back in season 1.

Shut the fuck up

She already looks like she's balding and turning into an ayy lmao.

She won't have a career with those looks, even in Bongland

>tfw thy are now going to hand your best chapters to Brienne
wut?

Why was Sansa so sexy this episode? Was it because she is back to being a snobbish, whiny cunt?

I'd follow him anywhere

>tfw Show Jaime is a confirmed cuck, and he still loves the woman that cucked him.

I was expecting her to jump back when she heard the old woman, is she not aware anyone and anything could be the FM stalking her?

I can't believe this happened.

Not because it happened, because:

>Mental leap required to be THAT retarded with the character
>ACTUALLY committing that to a script
>Trying to convince me Arya would LITERALLY chestpound through the streets to encourage it

Why is Sansa such a cunt? All she does is complain?

to be fair they are sort of doing jaime's AFFC plotline right now, so i still have some hope for him. they should have done this last season, but whatever, at least it's getting done now.

so i still have hope for jaime. he's pretty much the best character in the books and show.

>Psssh nothin personnel kid

Apologize, /got/

Why does Sansa suck so hard? Everything about her; the character, the actor, the plotline, the dialogue. Everything about Sansa is just so cringy and terrible

why are her legs so short?

Why don't we have a /GoT/ sticky every week!!!

I can't keep up with all these expiring threads.

So all those people got killed and The Hound didnt notice cause he was chopping wood 5 miles away?

A little girl can survive multiple stab wounds?

Fuck this show.

>You fuckin' cunts miss me?

first for ramsay kidnapping and flaying her.

>tfw your sister hires a whore to lick the adjacent spot between where your penis once was

I honestly thought this episode was good, certainly much better than the last one, I don't understand why so much hate.

how do u know this

I do too to be honest, but I also want Jon to get back at Catelyn, and to have a couple kids first, and marrying and having kids with Sansa will also bring the "bastard' line and trueborn lines together so no succession fight shit if they both survive and have separate kids years later

>rotating a circular shiv

JUST WALK IT OFF.

Holy shit, how did the warlocks of Qarth get there?

That's what she gets for being a fucking manlet

I think the point is, they've lost their way and have become a twisted version of what they were.

And the only cure for their sickness is this fucking guy in pic related.

tbf I'll just watch the show till the end whatever you fucks write so whatevs

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they didn't write this episode, nothing to apologize for

Because it was good. We contrarion

>enjoying the show

top pleb me lad

>62 (sixty-two) good men

To accommodate her enormous vagina

>the adjacent spot between where your penis once was
??????????????????????????

Never

Time to give up on him. He'll die a stupid cuck.

she must be a dwarf sitting on the shoulders of another dwarf

How did Beric's men degenerate into human garbage so quickly?

ya like arya after all that would just be hanging out unsuspecting.

swear to god d&d are shit

> Literally wearing bait clothing

Anyone else notice how the quality of show increases dramatically when there are no Dany scenes?

>good episode
>no dany

Go figure

reminder she is the flayed corpse in bastardbowl

i don't get it

the faceless men are all about being no one, holding no grudges and shit.

yet this character clearly dislikes arya to the point where she wants to kill her.

someone please explain this to me. how is she not in deep shit? she's clearly being someone, she has motivations

best episode of the season no contest
we got
>olenna absolutely BTFO cersei
>based lady mormont
>arya getting stabbed
>the fucking bound is BACK

what am i missing

the gooch