What music would Jesus Christ enjoy?

What music would Jesus Christ enjoy?

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punk, everything that's edgy and goes against the system.

Liturgy

Ave Maria

Dean Blunt mostly.

anime OSTs

Will smith

neutral milk hotel

Ho-kago tea time

Kanye

He technically is the system though

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this on repeat all day

Klezmer

Since he is a kike

he wasn't when he was alive.
The world is far from perfect, he'd fight the system again.

Jesus Christ Superstar

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think about it:
>jewish
>fights the system
>cares about the poor
>had a job as a carpenter or something

I think the real question is what would Bernie enjoy

Jesus is cosmic monarchist

death grips

George Harrison

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RTJ

He'd enjoy silence because he never existed, am I right or am I right? Kek

Velvet Underground

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only a retard would deny his existence, got nothing to do with being theist or atheist.

My name jeff vine compilations

Probably...

Station to Station.

No Wait!

LOW

NO WAIT!!!

Yeah Station to Station lol.

JK!!!!!!!

>ZIGGY BITCH

not David Bowie though, and that's okay

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All the inspiring Contemporary Christian Music that's been written for Him

Jesus did never existed, fact.

lol no wonder he lost

>jesus was a socialist jew

For christ sake, man. When will this meme end?

jesus was economically liberal and socially conservative so basically catholic

Legit think he would enjoy like some Black Sabbath Era Metal and 80s Hair Metal like Ratt and White Snake

>economically liberal and socially conservative

sounds like basically any Bernie supporter who thinks college should be free and that civil rights for minorities is an annoying cause

Marx says we're all brothers!

Marx didn't said that. Some other communist said that. Jesus said that.

probably krautrock and psychedelic space stuff

some kind of Judeian folk music or something else from his area and time

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Imagine if the closest thing he could find was like some alt country band that uses zithers.

Sufjan Stevens

the only correct answer

Realistically Beethoven or Debussy

Wow, maybe Marx maybe got that from someone? Maybe someone really famous, maybe that someone was Jesus Christ.

this

no shit he was socialist

Only Baroque and Sacred Music

chance the rapper

The Trees Community

Creed

Children of God - Swans

obviously

COCAINEJESUS

B A C H

Smash Mouth

He had more of a stoner look so probably samsara blues experiment or sleep

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post rock probably

Rush

this

GLOOORRRIIAAAAAAA

IN EXCELSIS DEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO

literally only Bach if anything at all

NAILS

Jesus Christ Pose by Soundgarden

Drone

group chanting and community hymnals interspersed with everyone reflecting about their lives

Wholesome christian metalcore bands

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j man got some good taste

>women singing
jesus would not approve
We all wish things were different, man

i can see JC getting down with the sabbath lads