What music would Jesus Christ enjoy?
What music would Jesus Christ enjoy?
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punk, everything that's edgy and goes against the system.
Liturgy
Ave Maria
Dean Blunt mostly.
anime OSTs
Will smith
neutral milk hotel
Ho-kago tea time
Kanye
He technically is the system though
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this on repeat all day
Klezmer
Since he is a kike
he wasn't when he was alive.
The world is far from perfect, he'd fight the system again.
Jesus Christ Superstar
think about it:
>jewish
>fights the system
>cares about the poor
>had a job as a carpenter or something
I think the real question is what would Bernie enjoy
Jesus is cosmic monarchist
death grips
George Harrison
RTJ
He'd enjoy silence because he never existed, am I right or am I right? Kek
Velvet Underground
only a retard would deny his existence, got nothing to do with being theist or atheist.
My name jeff vine compilations
Probably...
Station to Station.
No Wait!
LOW
NO WAIT!!!
Yeah Station to Station lol.
JK!!!!!!!
>ZIGGY BITCH
not David Bowie though, and that's okay
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All the inspiring Contemporary Christian Music that's been written for Him
Jesus did never existed, fact.
lol no wonder he lost
>jesus was a socialist jew
For christ sake, man. When will this meme end?
jesus was economically liberal and socially conservative so basically catholic
Legit think he would enjoy like some Black Sabbath Era Metal and 80s Hair Metal like Ratt and White Snake
>economically liberal and socially conservative
sounds like basically any Bernie supporter who thinks college should be free and that civil rights for minorities is an annoying cause
Marx says we're all brothers!
Marx didn't said that. Some other communist said that. Jesus said that.
probably krautrock and psychedelic space stuff
some kind of Judeian folk music or something else from his area and time
Imagine if the closest thing he could find was like some alt country band that uses zithers.
Sufjan Stevens
the only correct answer
Realistically Beethoven or Debussy
Wow, maybe Marx maybe got that from someone? Maybe someone really famous, maybe that someone was Jesus Christ.
this
no shit he was socialist
Only Baroque and Sacred Music
chance the rapper
The Trees Community
Creed
Children of God - Swans
obviously
COCAINEJESUS
B A C H
Smash Mouth
He had more of a stoner look so probably samsara blues experiment or sleep
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post rock probably
Rush
this
GLOOORRRIIAAAAAAA
IN EXCELSIS DEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO
literally only Bach if anything at all
NAILS
Jesus Christ Pose by Soundgarden
Drone
group chanting and community hymnals interspersed with everyone reflecting about their lives
Wholesome christian metalcore bands
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j man got some good taste
>women singing
jesus would not approve
We all wish things were different, man
i can see JC getting down with the sabbath lads