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Can someone explain why dragonglass, a fire imbued substance, turns people into ice monsters?

Stannis lives

magic

Would you hold her hair back while she's sucking off 5 dothrakis savages?

>Jon : convices the Wildlings
>Davos : convices the Mormonts
>Sansa : ??? "waaaaah CIA help meeeee :'((("

Magic, nigger

That's not Lem, that's a bandit posing as him

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Tell me about Pod. Why does he just not care?

post waif

>Hey Dabid have we met our episodely quota of shitting Stannis yet
>Oh yeah we'll have Sansa shit on him even though she should grateful for him standing up to the Boltons
I FUCKING HATE D&D

I don't care about shit, I want RickonxLolibear to produce new breed of Bearstarks to rule the North ever after

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

But fire magic and ice magic are opposite magics.

you mean, nicest establishing shots

Does this show even know what it is anymore?
Every week I grow deeper in disappointment

SANSA WROTE THE LETTER TO HOUSE GOODMEN

THE WORK CONTINUES LADS

Dammit Orson Welles, you're meant to be dead.

So is Sandor basically Jean Valjean?

Never stop

is this the endgame?

god yes

Says who?

AAAAAAHHHH MY PLOT ARMOR

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>implying Sansa wasn't one portrayed in negative light this episode

Get your shit together autist

He knows he has the biggest dick in all of Westeros

Would you hold her hair back while she's sucking off 5 white walkers?

Clean her up when they're done?

It's the song of ice and fire. Everything in the world originates from one of these two sources.

>Roose and Talisa literally died from the same type of stabbing
>somehow Arya survives by jumping into water or some shit

explain this bullshit

>She proposes her hand of marriage to CIA in exchange for his help, then murders him before they get actually married.

Has this been comfirmed by any leaks or is it just some retarded user's theory that they're stating as fact?

pretty much, yeah

dragons vs white walkers

fire vs ice

DAY VS NIGHT

How many dick jokes this episode?

>I got the biggest DICK in he unsullied
>you don't like girls anymore because you don't have a DICK

Any other?

FAT

if her grace commands it

Still shat on Stannis this episode when they didn't need to

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I reckon rickon could be a really interesting character if they played their cards right. The forgotten stark. Wild, scruffy, kind've shit. Definately the worst stark. Had his formative years being dragged around the snow and having a horrific time. He's probably completely fucked up. Imagine if they took the time to play off of this somehow. But they won't, they'll just assume our reaction to his inevetable death in the next few eps will be OH NO STARKS=GOODIES NO KILL RIKKY

I didn't think it possible for her to get any uglier

plot armor

she's still married to tyrion how does this work

He's Tripod Paynebringer the lad with the golden cock. He doesn't have to care anymore.

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glass monsters bro they just look like ice cause they frozen

No

No it's not, it's a game of thrones.

>he thinks that's what "A Song of Ice and Fire" is really about

I have NO time for plebeians

HOEGARDEN master plan in motion

seriously, there is no way anybody survives a straight cut like that UNLESS they recieve immediate medcial attention

but roose wore actual armor

Magic water

its not exceptionally large, he's just really good with it

>he should have been called rodrick

because he's a sex god and he knows it

Magic infused chips corrupting human genes.

Good boy.

>Jon: "waaaah Tormund help meeeeee :((((("
ftfy

Kek

does anyone actually like Daenerys anymore?

youtube.com/watch?v=t6gj-cCvNWs

Hype levels reaching critical mass.

Was that stannis with the Mormont girl at Snow's base camp?

Has anyone got Jaime's "with a trebuchet" speech saved?

What have I done?
Sweet Mother, what have I done?
Become a thief in the night
Become a dog on the run
And have I fallen so far
And is the hour so late
That nothing remains but the cry of my hate?
The cries in the dark that nobody hears,
Here where I stand at the turning of the years?
If there's another way to go
I missed it twenty long years ago
My life was a war that could never be won
They gave me a helm and murdered Clegane
When they stabbed me and left me for dead

Yet why did I allow this man
To touch my soul and teach me love?
He treated me like any other
He gave me his trust
He called me brother
My life he claims for Gods above
Can such things be?
For I had come to hate this world
This world that always hated me

Take an eye for an eye!
Turn your heart into stone!
This is all I have lived for!
This is all I have known!
One word from him and I'd be back
Beneath the lash, upon the rack
Instead he offers me my freedom,
I feel my shame inside me like a knife
He told me that I have a soul,
How does he know?
What spirit came to move my life?
Is there another way to go?
I am reaching, but I fall
And the night is closing in
As I stare into the void
To the whirlpool of my sin
I'll escape now from that world
From the world of Sandor Clegane
The Hound is nothing now
Another story must begin!

Arya is confirmed decoy.

Who gets the prize for being quick to point out D&D's secret that was in plain site?

How many eye rolls will Linda give today?

He's going to marry Loli Mormont.

plot armor is stronger than any steel

is that Walder Frey?

>Sansa Bolton getting BTFO

its not even arya

she even fucking twisted the blade

He's achieved CHIM

WHAT IS SMIRKFU'S ENDGAME?

>make Tommen crave the GOAT pussy game
>let him stew before giving him a taste
>let his hormones start making decisions

10/10

Tumblr.

it showed Sansa senslessness more than anything. Stop with your obsession

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Of course I'm a good cuckold

Just realized that Sansa shitting on Stannis is extra fucked considering he waged war on the people that kidnapped her TWICE. I guess she could harbor some resentment that he failed, but he did give her the necessary distraction to escape from Winterfell.

see

explain. who was that then?

Just a retarded user theory

A better actor than literally every child actor combined in the entire series so far.

Why did they waste her on a bit part?

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Survive without having to suck on the high sparrow's little white dick

so? the person who got stabbed still survived

100th for saving the show one amazing acting scene at a time

OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND KEKOLDS

yes, and I'm Javert

All I want savage king Rickon the Mad Wolf and his warrior queen Lyanna the Bear to rule the North

But noooo, we'll get Sansa and some faggot andal knights from the Vale

shes going to become the 7s first female saint

see

Remember when this used to happen and you'd be like FUCK IT'S OVER FOR STABBED CHARACTER HOLY FUCK THE MADMAN instead of wondering how they'll survive?

OY ya cheeky conts wat ya staren at com help a gerl

does it matter?

>Say that they are cutting the fat on the story
>Add in a random revenge story for the Hound
>Also make the Brotherhood full on evil
wew

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I wonder how /got/ like their "brilliant political leader" now, getting BTFO at every moment.