Gf fantasies thread

>no mongol steppewife to ride the open plains with

Hold me.

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>tfw have a central asian gf
>tfw she's invited me to go there and ride horses and sit in a yurt and so on

>tfw no top qt gf

would suck on her anus till all her juices are gone

2 old for me but still

>tfw no illegal gf

>no tania gf

>tfw no kazakhian steppewaifu to have steamy sex with in our comfy yurt and afterwards fall asleep whilst embracing one another and sipping yak milk

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>tfw literally have this
except she's not from kazakhstan she's from the other one

she was living here, but she's gone back, i'm going to visit her in the summer. I'm going to make love to her in a yurt, under the star-lit mountain-steppe.

Would suck her butthole day and night

Why are steppewomen so perfect bros?

what is her father is local KHAN how will he react to his daughter going with weak white bitchboi?

>other one
mongolia?

no. the other one
thankfully the post-soviet societal breakdown means I don't need to worry too much about these issues.

uzbekistan? turkmenistan?

no no
the one besides kazakhstan

>tfw no estonian gf to skip school with and finish a bottle of vodka with on a park bench

kyrgizstan?

ye

This thread is full of race traitors, it seems to me.

>tfw cute slavic gf

t. slavicized khazarian hohol

>tfw no thicc gf

t. Albanian who eats dogs

did you kidnap her

i might when i go visit her over there. considering marrying her...

>tfw no gf to piss on me when she wishes

really need a thicc blonde French gf ASAP

Why literal mongols always are spoken about in positive tone in Sup Forums, but finns are laughed at for being "mongols"

>tfw no short brown-hair white skin BF

She pisses like she's from the Matrix.

Top tier fetish mate. You have any experience in getting a gf to piss on you? How do you pop the question?

>tfw no head hunter gf

> tfw no Syrian gf

WHAT IS HER NAME

i got you familia

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Why do the runes on the back look so similar to Nordic ones? Asians always copying aryans never innovating

>tfw no innocent qt3.14 Irish redhead to talk to me all day

It fucking hurts, lads. Do the Irish like Mexicans? I plan on moving there because I want some drinking buddies.
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Are you shit skin? Are you tall and handsome? This is all that matters.

CHI

>are you a shit skin

You already sound like a neet. I refuse to believe you leave your house more than once a week, so I'll ignore your opinion.

>tfw Khutulan will never ask you to wrestle her

why even live?

>tfw no high birth pooloo gf

Answer truthfully, Pedro. You still have a chance if you're tall and handsome. If you're a manlet indian, good luck.

>no fat Bongistani gf
just end my suffering flam

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I thought she was Swedish

Huh, you learn something every day

>tfw no Continental gf to make fun of my Brit accent

that's bloody horrible mate, what's the point of being a brit if you can't have a bird who appreciates you telling a yank wanker to sod off?
you may as well be a septic.

pip pip cheerio!

"i'm a woman so feel free to masturbate to that, i'm not a fat middle aged guy)

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tfw no qt québécoise gf

>Ina Mahalache
>Quebecoise

By birth but culturally she made herself french.

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by the gods spain, those things are deadly enough on their own, but a cute face and blue eyes as well? going too far

wtfs wrong with her back. stand straight bitch

lol it's obvious the face is shooped on

Last night, I dreamt i rescued an Asian girl from some kidnappers, and as reward she let me see her naked. Shit was so cash.
The dream was probably inspired by a recent event where an Asian girl was brutally raped and murdered in my city. And I wish i could have saved her

I know you must be dizzy by the petrol fumes but I tell you thats not a photoshop.

>The dream was probably inspired by a recent event where an Asian girl was brutally raped and murdered in my city. And I wish i could have saved her

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I'll be honest. I have no idea what that reaction image is supposed to mean.

She's drowning bro, save her!

>tfw no retarded gf

Thicc you say

I didn't know these details,I just like to watch her videos because of the slow way she speaks, since I'm learning French.

>tfw no qt gf born in Québéc, but who betrayed her culture and became French

>tfw 2D husbando

>tfw no soccer hooligan gf

>being gay

>implications

>tfw German gf getting raped by a bunch of shit skins

Irish girls are top tier catholic qts

I feel you

Who. Is. This.

>tfw no black gf

>no steppewife to ride the open plains with
feel you bro