Remember when you lost your keys, James?

Remember when you lost your keys, James?

IT WAS ME, JAMES, IT WAS ME

And remember when you shat yourself in the bathroom and you were out of toilet paper?

IT WAS ALSO ME JAMES, THE AUTEUR OF ALL YPAYNE

KOOKOO

KOOKOO

Awful.

Now we know what the C stands for.

the film was the nail in the coffin of going to the cinema for me

utter fucking tripe for idiots, I almost puked when I realized the film wasn't over yet in that middle eastern shit hole and there was an entire new sequence in london

forced and uninspired

you're not fit to be a meme craftsman

Bitch please, I have a Ph.d in meme crafting

opening helicopter fight scene was retarted. audience just yelled in panic and nobody moved inch. i dont know about you but if helicopter was acting strangely above my head i would atleast run away from it

It was shit and I say this as a massive Bond fan who defends Quantum of Solace.

What did he mean by this?

The square was full of people, I'm sure some tried to run but couldn't because of others blocking the way.

Anyway, even considering that the helicopter didn't crash, some people surely got killed or injured in the stampede, good job James.

>in that middle eastern shit hole

>Morocco
>in the Middle East

Retard.

Brown is brown user

>Bond fan who defends Quantum of Solace

Literally everyone likes Quantum of Solace

> There are people out there that defend Spectre
Y'all retards.

That's not how Geography works

Uhhh no way, until Spectre it was considered easily the worst Craig's film. The directing is all over the place, shaky cam ruins action more than it enhances it, and the villain and his motivations are dull as hell. Personally, I enjoyed the darker take on Bond, but there are quite a few things objectively wrong with the movie.

>and the villain and his motivations are dull as hell.

and yet Dominic Greene is 3 times the man and villain that Nufeld is

>fuck you bond, TASTE MY AXE!

Whatever. It's in a desert.

>Where could someone find the Bond fanedit
>Spectre Redacted? Desperate to see a different
>cut.

Good things about QoS:
>Olga Kurylenko
>performances
>Bond being a mean machine
>the hotel room fight
>emotional moments were well done

Bad things about QoS
>absolutely confusing camera work
>pointless shots that try to be artsy
>seriously, fuck Marc Foster
>muh water in Bolivia, seriously?
>shitty environments, just brown and grey, film looks ugly
>barely any humor, and the little it has feels out of place
>the villain or his henchmen aren't menacing in any way
>they focus so much on Mr.White only for him to fuck off half way through the movie
>they clearly wanted to make a dark revenge movie, but felt obligated to put in some classic Bond stuff, so the film falls somewhere in between

>It's a Sup Forumstard backpedals by slinging memes episode

Spectre makes me appreciate Skyfall so much.

>losing to Life of Piss CGI shitfest

The Academy legitimately hates Deakins.

you forgot:
>Gemma Arterton

>not mentioning gemma arterton
>not mentioning olga kurylenko a second time

why is this allowed?

No...no I don't like at all. Only good thing about it was Olga.

>craig
>bond

Every time I see a Spectre thread I feel the need to post about that car chase.

My jaw almost fucking dropped with how non-eventful and boring it was. I have literally never seen something that's trying to be entertaining be so boring in all my life.

If I could distil the essence of that scene and bottle it I wouldn't make a fortune because nobody would give a fuck about it.

It had a car chase?

I checked out as soon as the helicopter retardation got started in the opening sequence

They probably didn't have the budget to destroy the P1 that the other guy was driving. I'm suprised they submerged the Aston Martin, but it was probably just a stunt car built for that.

>mfw it tried to be quirky with that random old man driving

Friend and I recently watched this after trying to for months. My expectations were heavily lowered and we were both just smokin and hanging but to my surprise I enjoyed quite a bit of it.

The whole scene with Mr. White was done well, I think Batistas intro as henchman was awesome. I agree with that one guy, it was a cool kinda throw back film inside the realistic Craigverse, and I really dug most of it. Lea Sydeaux or however you spell it was good and that Monica Bellucci scene was fuckin dope

It's quite mountainous.

Not in the desert

sand is sand nigga all I can say is when he shot down a helicopter from his final bullet from a pistol I wanted to back pedal my bike off a cliff

Why are all james bond villains either white or german?

Deserts can be mountainous

His first villain was an Asian mastermind and Bond was even accosted by evil black men in the same movie.

Shitty bait.

Remember when you had that popcorn shell stuck behind your back molar for two days and nothing could get it out?

Remember that cute girl at the skating rink when you were seventeen that seemed really interested but when you came back from the bathroom she was gone and you never saw her again?

Remember that time you were late for work because all the traffic was so evenly spaced that you sat in your driveway for 15 minutes?

Remember when you had that whistle in your nose that no amount of rubbing, picking, or blowing your nose could get out and it was so loud you spent all day breathing through your mouth so people wouldn't hear it?

Are emotional moments even needed in Bond moive? Bond fucks many beatiful babes during his movies and i couldn't care less about Vesper from first movie. And after that they mention her in Spectre.

>Hotel room fight.
Isn't that in every movie?

>It's a triggered Mudslime episode.

Remember that time you slept in a hotel room that the heat had only two settings - hot as hell and ass-freezing cold - so you slept with it on high and when you woke up, the room was so hot and dry that the inside of your nose felt like a box of triscuits?

remember when you couldn't remember how you got home last night or why your thighs smell like patchouli oil?

>that Monica Bellucci scene was fuckin dope

Sup Forums keeps saying how SJWs are killing James Bond, but Craig's Bond still is a fucking pimp.

Remember when you threw all your clothes in the dryer before you went to bed, knowing you could just run it again in the morning to knock the worst of the wrinkles out of what you planned on wearing, but when you woke up the next morning, they were just as wet as when you went to bed, so you had to wear that shirt with the button missing on the left cuff?

IT WAS SMEE, BANE

THE CRASHER OF YOUR PLANE

Remember when you parked in the shade on a hot day, but when you came back to your car, the seats and steering wheel were still hot enough to raise first-degree burns?

In my opinion, a good Bond movie has both serious moments and action/chicks/fast cars. Craig isn't even the first Bond with actual emotions. Many people think it made Bond better while others think Bond is all about superficial things. It's all subjective, really.

You have to remember that the character is taken from books and in the original Casino Royale book, Vesper is indeed a very big deal to James, basically his only true love and it wouldn't make sense if he wouldn't want to avenge her. Her death fucked him up and she's the reason why he's interested in only sex rather than love.

>thread
ALL ME, JAMES, THE AUTHOR OF "OLIVER PAYNE."

This. worst bond film of all time

>it was meee, James!

But fucking how? I can see him aiding Le Chiffre and Quantum was obviously connected to SPECTRE, but fucking Silva? He was a mad man rogue agent with personal vendetta against M.

>remember your second bond movie, craig?
>that was me
>I was the author of your shitty movie

EVERYTHING

they literally destroyed all 4 movies in the last 20 minutes of Spectre.

how to waste a good actor and series

who thought this was a good idea ? dont large numbers of people proof read this shit ?

shooting down a helicopter with a pistol ?

if u think that daniel craig has been a good represenation of the james bond franchise, and that the scripts/direction for his movies have been topnotch, then you are fuckin dead wrong

>But that time I was a woman and a stranger called me pretty.
>Who do you think created the patriarchy, James?

Don't you have more "laughing" Bond girls to post?

Remember. Someone pumped $245 million into this script. But it did make $880 million worldwide, so maybe it was a wise investment.

Nobody pumped $245 million in the script, they pumped the cash in the Bond brand. I bet they knew the script was trash. Even Amy Pascal shat on it in her e-mails.

There are so many quality writers and ideas floating around? Why is it so difficult to secure a good one? Especially when there are millions at stake. How did anyone look at Spectre and have any faith in it?

It was better than Skyfall and QoS

The Butterworths are shit screenwriters. They don't seem to understand how pacing works in movies and try and write 17 different films at the same time.

>Get On Up
>Black Mass
>Spectre

It's telling that the best movie they ever had their names on was Edge of Tomorrow, a script that was almost literally 100% re-written from scratch my MacQuarrie.

And John Logan was probably busy with Penny Dreadful, I doubt he put too much work into Spectre.

Force it some more

The problem with this kino was that it didn't have enough quips.