I thought it was just shitposting, but this was actually quite a solid movie

I thought it was just shitposting, but this was actually quite a solid movie.

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How do you shitpost by saying a movie is good?

>God of Egypt

oh right.

First viewing, hated it

Second viewing, realised it's not so terrible. Ending was retarded however

I liked Apocalypse a lot more than I'd expected to, but apart from that the movie mostly failed to impress me. It wasn't bad, but it was definitely worse than FC and DoFP.

Mediocre, only highlight of the flick is a rehash of the higlight of DOFP.

>Don't stop me from killing these men

Why would you watch a movie you felt you hated a second time?

He's too used to Charles wanting to stop him from seeking vengeance.

why didn't quciksilver tell magneto that he's his son?

I kind of feel like seeing Magneto firsthand, doing what he was doing of his own free will, made Quicksilver rethink whether or not he wanted Magneto to know.

>asking a mentally disabled person why they do the things they do and expecting a sensible answer

I enjoyed it more than DOFP but less than First Class. 2 and 3 might have been about equivalent, not sure. Psylocke was a waste of space, and Sansa and Katniss should not have been cast. They dragged everything else down. The reinterpretation of Angel was a nice variation, Kurt was a qt and Storn was far, far better than Halle Berry. Magneto was the worst he has been across the three. Script is to blame though, not Fass.

In all I enjoyed it, it was far better than the reviews had led me to believe.

Opening Egypt scene was the best one in the movie.

This was such a weird scene.
The whole reason for his going evil again was.

McAvoy and Fassbender are wasted on this

My biggest complaint is Charles never gets to be a badass. They could have easily had him kicking Apocalypse's ass on the Astral Plane just to get wounded by Psylocke or something.

The most powerful telepath on the planet deserves his "You're in my house now, bitch," moment.

>not the Tower of Babel nuke scene

minor beefs aside, great movie. The quicksilver scene was kinda jarring, and isaacs is awesome, but having a manlet play apocalypse was weird

because all he knew of magneto was that he was a bad guy and maybe telling a bad guy while the bad guy is doing some crazy bad guy stuff that he's his son might not be a smart thing to do.

How was it weird for him to turn evil again after those inferior homo sapiens murdered his wife and daughter?

nah, it seemed pretty fitting. The only part that was weird was when he started yelling at god.

>jlaw scenes
Her acting was shit and she knows it.

That did surprise me. I really expected him to ruin Apocalypse. A true misstep making him look like a bitch. When he went into the 'mindfield' I was thing oh shit, it's on now nigga. But no.

Did you get up to take a piss or are you just stupid

Something else I wish they'd been able to include:

After Charles tells everyone on earth to help one another, show unknown mutants rising to the occasion and helping people. Didn't even have to be a long scene, just a fast, brief montage of mutants being awesome.

I think I would have liked to see Psylocke doing more and being more in character. She is just nothing like I imagine her. She ought to be somewhere between Lara Croft and a ninja, but instead she was just a sulking henchman. No sign whatsoever that she had any intelligence, just edgy muscle.

I thought it was awful. Even worse than BvS and Civil War

Psylocke just slinking away was pretty weird tbqh. Some odd choices in this movie

It had stupid "deep" moments at the most inappropriate times.
Like when Hank calmly said that the kids look up to Mystique right after Marvel Flash saved almost everyone from a giant explosion that destroyed a castle which was right after the bringer of armageddon kidnapped their friend and mentor.

It bothered me how big a laugh it got during the scene where innocent factory workers were turned into dust or the floor and left with limbs twitching. I mean I laughed too, but still

That's a big problem with this movie.

I wish hunger games never happened so that Jlaw would get so egotistical and force this shit. Should've stayed a villain like FC set up

>hey dad could you maybe stop ripping the earth apart and killing millions of innocent people for a minute and give me a hug?

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JLaw was definitely total shit, and ruined a fairly decent Mystique prior to her introduction. The original run of films influenced the comics, and rightly so; her shapeshifting making her seem inhuman and contortionist was a great move. This Mystique is dreadful. It's just too bad we never saw her in her most iconic iteration: a floaty white dress cut low, perhaps relying on a gun.