/track/ - PRE-GAME thread

Will De Grasse upset senpai Bolt-san?

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Why are Canadians so gay?

Bolt is like "ay iz dis batty bwoi tryna kiss me"

Would be cool ... but nope.
I am okay with a silver behind the Jamaican king.

I'll be happy if he medals. Looking forward to it though.

Pre-cum thread

Gemili will win gold for the Queen.

I highly doubt it, Bolt slowed down to have a conversation with DeGrassesenpai and still ran the fastest time of anybody this year

>Tfw me and de Grasse shared multiple classes together

Feels good knowing I helped him in his success a bit

Canadians are an emasculated version of Americans. No nuke. No army. No nothing. Just a dayle dose of Marple syrup with semen

Come here and say that to my face nigger

I thought Bolt would be tomorrow. :v

Also fuck this cuck that spammed Sup Forums so we got captchas. I hope this nigger gets aids.

say that to my face Mr Silva.

Where you at, huemonkey?

drake raped in brazil

What the fuck man

HOLY FUCK THAT THROW

welp, it's already over.

>chile
>zero (0) medals

>tfw my girlfriend said she wants to visit Canada rather than the USA

What do I do, lads?

posting waifus

all canadians are at least bisexual

>that WR for shotput

Holy shit

If you're more manly than your opponents, they win.

USA more geographically diverse

At least you know she wouldn't get BLACKED

Avoid Hongcouver and other expensive places.

The only way for Bolt to not win is if he makes a false start or something goes similarly terribly wrong.

He's much better on 200m than he is on 100m.

IT FUCKING OVER ALREADY

Why would you pick Canada over USA? No offence but first choice should be USA it has way more iconic things

how heavy is the ball lads

You go to Niagara Falls

>this trip
>thinking his fat greasy opinion matters

You're not welcome here. The girl is can come.

Tell her that the biggest and blackest cocks can only be found in America.

>greasy fat bloke in a kitchen wearing way too large clothes.jpg

Congo strong

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AAAAAAAAAASDAADSFAFD

r u trolin

THIS FUCKING SHOTPUT FINAL LIT AS FUCK LADS

I want non spinning Um Bongo to win. Spinning is a meme.

7.26 kg

The places to see in Canada are literally America-lite.

But if she wants to go nature exploring, we got some good shit here

S-she told me that Canada isn't as crime-infested and people are more civilised ("like we europeans") and nicer
Really what should I do
I couldn't even come up with where to go in the USA
She laughed at me when I said straight into Compton.

But if you beat me, I win.

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hype hype

Tell her its the same thing but less interesting

visit newfoundland, you won't regret it

How many refugees live with you?

Kurwa

refput

>implying he's serious

it's the same shitposter that's been at it all day

while that is true, don't be a pussy and keep your woman in check

I felt safer in NY than any European capital lately. It's just a matter of knowing what places to avoid

Why is fat guy ballet an Olympic sport?

>USFAT

>polhands

POLSKA
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come to mexico user :)

go to winnipeg

USA STRONG


It's already over

USA STRONG

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

someone post the picture, you know which I'm talking about

What a douche

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Holy FUCK USA

Americans are so obnoxious

USAAAAAAAAAAA

wow, no, it is basically a shittier atlantic city

is this the best webm of the whole olympics

SOMEONE CAP THAT SCREAM

Why do yanks have to be so loud and obnoxious?

How many golds we winning tonight, lads?

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you're lying if you dont want this big US bear to fuck you in the ass missionary while you make out with his fat, sweaty, hairy belly

Gay

USA SKRONG

shes gonna get
CANUCK'D

>dat USA
this sport has some hotties

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2 much freedom 4 me

yea

AMERISTRONK

KOVACS KOVACS KOVACS

>DFW

How good would Bane be if he competed in shot put?

That would definitely make her think twice about the notion of Canada being civilized.

>youhadonejob.webm

big city: montreal
small city: anywhere in BC

BIG

>you will never be born in USA

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this, wish there was a containment thread for americans, which is
why those track cycling threads were so good because there were no
americans and also the angry "swede" was great

Shot, Decath, 400 hurdles.

>22.22

WWAOOEW!

I AM A REAL AMERICAN

it gets funnier each time

Is Nick Willis gay lads?

>that jump

What a retarded.

>montreal

kek