How do you deal with the fact you'll never be a famous olympic athlete?
How do you deal with the fact you'll never be a famous olympic athlete?
alcohol
By booing them
But you'd only be famous for like 2 weeks every 4 years.
Shitposting
usain bolt here. I dont know thar feel
But you can friend
>Go to your local Pub/Gas Station
>Pee everywhere
>Fight people
>Lie on tv
Living the life of the olympians
I wonder if it' still possible to me be a athlete being 18 years old, I have plenty of medals from swimming and I remember my swimming instructor wanting to take me to international competitions, but I got lazy, it's much worse than you guys.
By getting good for 2020, lad.
50m time?
You'll never be a famous anything so you might as well kill yourself right now.
>Tfw not famous enough for an entire country to try to frame you.
Is it true that every Finn has a friend or family member that committed Sudoku?
I never had any delusions of being good at sport.
Also, only the most famous athletes are getting a good career out of this.
Feels like it. Personally I don't have any experience in that and intend to be the first such experience to my family.
>mfw there's actually a 15% chance he's the real Usain Bolt
it's probably better than being an unknown olympic athlete
>w-what? you won an olympic medal? no way... when? what sport? wow, that's quite incredible, you don't even look like you exercise or in shape. Good for you
You don't become an olympic medalist to impress normies.
It's like when you write epic greentext, you only do it for yourself and for the fuckers who care.
I feel like I can hold out for another five years
But after that suicide will probably be my destination
By knowing that they are just a very minuscule part of the population and that hundreds of thousands of people are average Joes like you and I am.
Dang. Is it the sun or what?
>mfw I have ginecomasty and can't swim because my niples looks like a cinnamon donnut
It's more likely to be Sup Forums f.a.m
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if youre not bolt or phelps level you are irrelevant. nobody knows who the fuck you are and wont recognize you walking down a street. they also get paid horribly and have to have jobs to support them just like the rest of us
Masturbating furiously
lol in America Olympic athletes are like 5 pegs lower on the totem pole of fame than fucking boreball players, so who the fuck cares