Tomorrow:
>San Jose @ Houston 8:00pm/11:00pm EST
After that:
>Why bother, thread will be dead by then
Tomorrow:
>San Jose @ Houston 8:00pm/11:00pm EST
After that:
>Why bother, thread will be dead by then
yo did you guys see the video of the scottish(?) guy getting shit on in the shower? I need to find it again but I can't find the tweet
NYCFC away kits are absolutely disgusting
One would think a Sheikh would spend more money getting good kits made
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i found it omg :0
>White """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
How come every teams kit are by Adidas, even tho Nike is trying pretty hard to push into the football market with insanely high offers in europe?
Do they simply not give a shit about american markets?
mls has a contract i think
i can never take mls seriously until no teams are sponsored by obvious scam companies
there aren't many oil sheiks in the usa (yet)
>be me
>trying to not fap or look at porn for a month
>click link, watch video
>broke no fap
fuck you
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Check out this eurocuck.
>what is bet365
>what is mansion
>what is dafabet
>what is betway
>what is king power
Half the eplel is sponsored by Chinese betting websites ffs
>chinese betting websites are scams
>mls teams have literal pyramid schemes sponsoring them
betting sites are shady yes but they are just betting sites
oh and king power is just a duty free store you see when you get off an airplane in thailand. nothing shady about that
Patrice is funny, he needs to be in more shit
hes been dead for 5 years
I'll bump this since it's not a shitty Dynamo thread
>Chinese betting websites
>Chinese anything
>Not scams
>Duty free
>Not a scam
chapelle was right, white people do some borderline gay shit
white ppl have no natural enemies so they climb mountains and jump off buildings and shit on each other for bantz
If that's 'borderline' gay to you I have some bad news
>tfw you find the autistic costa rican shitposter commenting on MLS facebook posts
based costa rica autist
i think that was the joke
Empty bar edition
who fucking cares? mls is shit-tier soccer followed only by autist soccerfags
if i wanted to watch the 15th best league worldwide for a boring sport, i'd go fly to panama and watch baseball, tacos likely way better down there
1/8 troll bump
How is that even a troll?
Soccer is boring, and the MLS sucks ass. That's pretty much why no one in the US gives a shit.
0/8 troll bump thx
You don't know shit about tacos.
The absolute fucking madman
>Soon: late night ***RARE ACOUSTIC**** vibes
The late night vibes™ camera angle isn't working so here's something totally different from what I usually post. A nice super soft chill full set for you to show to your ladycrush and get them comfy sleeps.
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>Soon
>FRI 19Aug
San Jose Earthquakes vs Houston Dynamo, 11pm EST
>SAT 20Aug
NYCFC vs LA Galaxy, 3:30pm
Phily DOOP vs Toronto FC, 7pm
Montreal Impact vs Chicago Fire, 7:30
New England Revolution vs Columbus Crew SC, 7:30
Colorado Rapids vs Orlando City, 9pm
Real Salt Lake vs FC Dallas, 10pm
Sporting KC vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 10pm
>SUN 21Aug
DC United vs NY Red Bulls, 3pm
Seattle Sounders vs Portland Timbers, 9:30pm
>Relevant:
www.nasl.com/schedule
www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
>Old Thread:
Good luck, new thread.
Name 14 leagues better than MLS then. Genuinely interested in eurocuck delusions.
Minnesota tonight
Don't fucking die on me
>Soon
>dat orange
>hates both of Orlando's kits
Idk they're arguably my favorites. Even their sponsor is solid. But purple is one of my favorite colors so I guess I'm biased.
Half of these kits are fucking trainwrecks tho.
I hate purple man
Only thing I really disagree with is the SKC jersey with the checker pattern. I like that one a lot.
>Naslel
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>single entity ponzi scheme owned by billonaires can't even get 100,000 viewership in their league
lmao
>three (3) thousand viewers
>R-rightful f-f-first division w-when?
Can't wait for USL to get D2 and blow you fags the fuck out
I'm going to the Minnesota United announcement in an hour and a half so I may >soon post from there. Yesterday the governor announces there would be no special session which would have approved the property tax exemption deemed crucial for the new St. Paul stadium
>Houston jerseys
Idk man I like the black ones better.
The Orange would be good without that bottom center white wash and I like the nod to Germany's WC jerseys on the black ones.
>seeing lloyd sam in a dc jersey this weekend score a hat trick against da bulce
>soon
The God king himself
Not Scottish, English, sound Northern, maybe Geordies.
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you're right im sure, it was just referred to as "scottish niggas shitting on each other" on twitter
i dont understand how the situation came to that. like its 12 what precipitated nudity
MINNESOTA UNITED FC CONFIRMED
Atlanta BTFO
>Minnesota United gets to keep its name
CANCER MAN BTFO
We don't shit on each other up here, watersports is a very common thing at parties though.
>>Minnesota United keeping name, colors, badge
>avoiding having to hear all the MUFC cry babies for the rest of time
I'm actually glad.
Oh great, another flyover to complain about the relevant cities buying all the good players to help the league grow!
>games in march and november
>tfw its literally cold like minnesota
>implying I live in Minnesota
I just dislike Cancer Man United FC desu
>Soon
LAFC seems on track for 2018 entry, but we haven't heard anything out of Miami. I'm pretty doubtful that they'll be ready in '18, if ever. Who enters with Former Chivas? Sacramento? San Antonio?
There aren't any eastern area teams far enough along, so they're probably going to have to send Minnesota to the eastern conf that year.
chicago 2
sakatoon
ny 3
ny 4
Quality post. I'm glad this general has tripfriends.
samefag
I'm hype to see if Sigi will end up as the LAFC coach.
Enjoy your no MLS Cups and terrible Chicano fans famalam
Spain
England
Germany
Italy
Portugal
France
Netherlands
Belgium
Ukraine
Russia
Turkey
Brazil
Argentina
Mexico
15th actually sounds pretty fair
Question - how do you compare more balanced leagues like MLS to more top heavy leagues? I mean, most MLS would get blown out by PSV/Ajax but I feel like they could finish at least midtable or better in the Eredivisie.
>balanced leagues like MLS
>convoluted rules to make sure every team is good as its shittiest team
Parity in american sports is the biggest meme to ever be perpetuated in existence. Once real money is injected into the league it will be top heavy just like any other.
Use FIFA 16 ratings :^)
You honestly can't. They're completely different beasts in terms of league structure and parity.
the way I compare leagues is looking at the level of talent entering and leaving teams throughout the table
No not really. American parity is more about equality of opportunity. Anyone can win the league, but Chicago won't win it anytime soon because they're complete shit and won't do anything about it
Although i agree, parity holds back the best teams
>American parity is more about equality of opportunity.
>Anyone can win the league
Yeah and no fan in their right mind would want that. They would want consistency in performance. Parity is about keeping costs down to make sure none of the owners are actually competing with each other. It only 'works' when a country has a monopoly on a sport.
>no fan in their right mind would want that
>what is Lestuh
>what is everyone shitting on Buyern
You're spot on about keeping costs down though. Parity isn't the goal, but rather a byproduct of the owners trying to keep wages down, which is ironic considering they want to be a top league sooner rather than later
What the fuck?
>implying
I'm a Sounders fan (>tfw) that is interested in seeing Sigi manage a team that's not cursed
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>Soon
>mls teams have literal pyramid schemes sponsoring them
Srsly?
Herbalife, Advocare, I think 1 other. Everyone hates it.
>tfw your old man'so company is holding an event so you get free beer and food
>tfw you buy your phone in australia
rush the field
tripfag privilege in full effect
Why the fuck is the quakes stadium always this empty?
>tfw no illuminati night at RBA
Because tickets are limited to 18k and that's how many seats there are but theres always 3-4k at the LOBINA and taco trucks
How's your fantasy team doing, /mls/?
>dom kinnear speaking pretty good spanish to the sideline reporter
Kill me now, we don't deserve the playoffs
>SJ/Hou
What a shotty game.
>la negrito Quintero
>Soon
SKED CHEKT
Somebody redpill me on Minnesota.
I mean, it was already an established fact that Minnesota was getting a team, and it was already an established fact that this team was starting play in 2017. So what was the big deal about today, other than the new stadium? The Vikings were already getting a new stadium, I'd assumed they'd share.
noice
save that pic so you can say you were an original fan when the MLS inevitably dominates world soccer and Atlanta is a top club
>Sooner