/F1/ - Formula 1 General - How Much Longer Edition

>FP1
7 Days 7 Hours
>FP2
7 Days 11 Hours
>FP3
8 Days 8 Hours
>Qualifying
8 Days 11 Hours
>Race
9 Days 11 Hours

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First for Schumi

It's really close to my place but tickets are so goddamn expensive
I hate being a poorfag

Second and dubs for Amx win

Top 5 for it ain't half hot

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Seventh for safety car start at spa.

gimi will win

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Bump

mfw i'm one of only six yank f1 fans in the entire world, and two of them post in /f1/

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15th for Rosberg WDC

filename says it all

>people are actually looking forward for MWL

Its because we are hoping for grid penalty to ham and then a fight between redbull and chokeburg
There will be something memy if the grid penalty happens

>days
>hours

what the fuck are these?

Watching the sailing replays to get my racing fix

Its pretty enjoyable 2bh
the commentary is really good compared to the people with no clue doing some of the other sports

sailing is pretty GOAT m8

requires a surprising amount of athleticism, the ability to make snap tactical decisions in a competition inherently dictated by changing weather conditions, all while trying to maintain control over a large vessel traveling across "terrain" humans have never evolutionarily adapted to. not to mention the teamwork and coordination of specialized roles required on bigger boats.

too bad it's too slow paced and expensive for the majority of people. a lot of people probably get completely turned off by their first miserable sail in shit weather while feeling like dead weight around a bunch of intense and pissed off sailors scrambling around them

there's a joke about how to find out if sailing is for you. stand fully dressed under a cold shower and slowly rip up banknotes, if you're having fun then you're in the clear

Dubs and there's a massive pileup in the first corner.

Based
I normally get really into the Americas Cup when it's on. But that's more of a bandwagon 2bh. These light classes of boat where really exciting to watch might have to track down a way to watch the regular season races or events if they exist

>American junior single-seaters

We're fucked.

Is that Hulkenberg? Is he under disguise to get some podiums?

>A scar lasts forever

A M E R I C A
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>superglued
>pay top dollars for health insurance
>coat your wounds with stationery

>sparking grape juice
what the fuck?

THey're probably underaged.

I'd be more worried about his eye replicating juice.

cronusmax.com/cronusmax-plus/

I heard they might make it work for the new GT but I got tired of waiting and this is pretty cool

junior drivers in aus get to spray champagne. Seen it in karts, Formula Ford, Formula 4 and even in Supercars.

youtube.com/watch?v=AuVSM3p3ptw

What, Australia enforces drinking law?
Anyway, you now how tight the Americans are with those.

I have represented Australia in sailing, can confirm that sailing is expensive as fuck, In one afternoon I broke my carbon fibre till, snapped my top section and bent my bottom section and tore the sail in the process, bout $1500 dollary doos in replacements right there.

Drinking laws in Australia are pretty much just for show, if you have the permission of parents you're allowed to drink, just not buy alcohol from a licensed venue.

Drinking laws are pretty much for show here too. If your underage and at a party drinking it's fine as long as you have a note from your parents.
I went to a restaurant and they got a bit upset on good Friday or some day during easter where you can only have a drink with a meal if you are old enough but you have to have a meal. My brother wasn't allowed a drink which was pretty stink at a family dinner out.

/blog

Martini should hire me. I would up the alcohol % in the drink to 85% and suck Bernie's dick to become the sole F1 fuel supplier.

If of put in a good word can I get a crate or two?

MotoGP in Brno (Czech Rep.) this weekend lads.

heh I make carbon fiber sailing parts back in canadia

1 crate for every year featuring a kiwi F1 driver since 1985

>permission of parents
>note from your parents

oink

I had better breed with a midget and force my kids to race

There might be a short burst of interest in open wheel racing here soon 2bh. Been a fair bit of coverage/promotion after Amons death. There was a story about one of our rich folk promoting racing the other day

What are the child drinking laws like on Italy? Genuinely curious

Fuck if I know. Back when I was a kid people commonly drinked already at 14. Hell, back in highschool, during recess, we used to go out to the market nearby and get some Camparis.
I think sale is prohibited to underage people, but at least back then, it was never enforced.

drinking children is illegal

Thank you for the clarification I will keep it in mind

It's on lads. It'll help me through this week at least.

Dare you to use the Bananamobile.

>2 meters tall, 118kg
>F1 racer
>lived in a castle
>died on the Nürburgring

Biannual reminder that Carel Godin de Beaufort is awesome. Some reading material for you folks.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carel_Godin_de_Beaufort

carelgodindebeaufort.nl/index.html

Roll play Kvyat

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>manchild vidya games

More great news!

I lost another 1.5 kg!
I'm now 168.8 kg.
At this rate, I'll be normal in about two years.

What did you start at?

>85k January 2010
>128kg 2016 January 2016
>113kg 2016 August 2016

fat cunt

171.something kg.
It's been only two weeks.

I know it could be much faster, I don't even diet hard right now, just eat a bit less and have one ice cream every day.

>It's been only two weeks.

Didn't you start this like 4 months ago?

2 meters tall tho its not that bad

I'm basically but without the money, fame, skill, heritage and career

No wonder Greece is in crisis.
One faggot is eating all the food.

>2 meters tall tho its not that bad
That's a 29.5 BMI. It's half a point from obesity.

Fucking annoying american. I'm embarrassed to be from here.

Its okay. The health risk comes from belly fat. It all accumulates in the chest area in my case.

>A formula 1 driver will lose 4kgs of weight in a single race
so you took a fat greek ogre sized shit weighed yourself then blog posted about it?
This is shitposting nick
you're literally shitposting and blogging at the same time
kvyat urself

But the chest is where your heart is :^)

My body cleverly prevent this issue by putting the fat outside the ribcage and not around the heart. Consider it a secondary airbag in case of a car crash.

You are ascending lad

Do we have any topless pictures of madamX?

WHERE IS THE F1 2016 TORRENT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's a Denuvo game, bruv. Don't expect it to be cracked anytime soon.

oh ;_;

Guess I'll go back to F1 2015 and pCars

kys poorcunt

Stalk his instagram
He was doing some jetski at one point could be a beach/lake pic for you there

well done Nick, keep up the good work

No such thing as an uncrackable protection. It'll come in time.

May take weeks or several months, but someone will bypass it.

>poorfag

Fuck off you aussie cunt.

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>nms
>elite
>vr
>ark
>dayz
Wew lad, you're a breathing meme.

>Being this jelly.

>finally recognized by australian shitposting senpai

Wew lad, I finally made it.

Also, more blogposting
>go to the beach for a final time, returning to athens later today
>beautiful sea, no waves at all
>happily swim
>at the end see a big breasted, great ass girl wearing a thong
>she even bent down multiple times

What a time to be alive. God I love modern women/whores.

maybe one day you will touch one!

you have piss-poor taste

instagram.com/p/BJSemEWANBw/?taken-by=danielricciardo
what did he mean by this?

I hope so but probably not.
Even if I do manage to get to normal weight, I'm socially retarded with mental disorders.

Seeing it in real life was way hotter than any porn. I don't even unsterstand how that works.

can any f1 2016 nerds confirm if trackIR works at all with the game?

He has seen the ham mix tape rumours so he beat him to it

>exclusive career booster DLC pack

keked

If anyone cares I'm streaming F1 2016 on PC with Logitech G27 wheel.

Career mode etc
/armyboy94 on Twitch.

Have you considered no icecreams you silly cunt?

it got realistic damage model with roll-overs yet?

>30€ at kinguin

worth it?

Sutil would be proud

fuck it I'm too weak, it's my first F1 since 2012 anyway

turn off the racing line aid

I'm not that good yet

You'll never gitgud if you don't learn how to find the line yourself. If you use the racing line that's all you look at. You need to learn to look at corner markers.