The best to ever do it

The best to ever do it.

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And a traitor

druggie

The babies will be Canadian. and then everyone is fucked.

Based guy

I love Decathlon now

All he has to do now is become a woman

> Decathlon World Record Holder
> Back to Back Olympic Champion

He is literally the GOAT. What a fucking monster.

Objectively the best athlete in the world.

JACK OF ALL TRADES
MASTER OF NONE

they live in Eugene (Tracktown USA) and will likely never leave. The kids will go to U of Oregon like their parents. They will only join Canada if they get slighted by US Track in some way.

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NOT A ONE TRICK PONY LIKE EVERY OTHER EVENT

this is objectively the most respectable olympic gold.

Yes, but at least they master that event.

A master of any of the decathlon sports can't do what he's done.

>but at least they master the event
Eaton mastered his event, the Decatholon

Nice try burgers

say the whole quote
>Jack of all trades
>Master of none
>Though ofttimes better
>Than a master of one

Multi event athletes are the best and deserve more recognition

Yeah, no.

Yeah yeah.

jack of all trades, master of none desu

NICE. Britshits BTFO

Still more impressive than using vehicular assistance

>samefagging cause you're assblasted

>Hey look I can do the 100m
but not as fast as Bolt

>Hey look I can do the 110mh
but not as fast as Merritt

>Hey look I can do the 400m
but not as fast as van Niekerk

>Hey look I can do the 1500m
but not as fast as El Gaurrouj

>Hey look I can do the High jump
but not as high as Sotomayor

>Hey look I can do the Long jump
but not as far as Powell

>Hey look I can do the Pole vault
but not as high as Lavillenie

>Hey look I can do the Shot put
but not as far as Barnes

>Hey look I can do the Javelin
but not as far as Zelezny

>Hey look I can do the Discus
but not as far as Schult

Who fucking cares?

I do agree. A pity deca only worth one medal.

Why are you so mad. Shouldn't you be off praying to Mecca right about now?

embarassing

Did a decathlete kill your parents? What is wrong with you?

Brits are embarassing in this thread.

But we talk about people who can only win medals when they are sitting

Shold all Britburkas be lined up and shot?

>niggers chimping out

He is a master of all of those sports though. You don't get into the decathlon by being pretty good.

>there are 3.3 million Muslims living in the United States

Fucking kek

You sound like a sore loser faggot

Ashton is superior to any athlete you have in your country you faggot. Kill yourself

i'm not sure why you think this point is relevant. he can't do what any of them do. none of them can do what he does.

I agree, real athletes use mechanical assistance like bonglanders

YOU MAY ONLY POST ITT IF YOUR COUNTRY HAS A HIGHER HDI THAN MISSISSIPPI

Get in here, everybody except the Great Shitstain!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index#2011_report

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_HDI

>51. Mississippi - 0.867
>United Kingdom 0.863

>UK HDI: .863
>Mississippi HDI: .867

>UK GDP per Capita: $35,494
>Mississippi GDP per Capita: $36,967

>UK Unemployment: 7.8%
>Mississippi Unemployment: 7.4%

>UK Muslims: 3,000,000
>Mississippi Muslims: 5,000

He absolutely mastered his event. The event was athleticism.

>mfw babby decides to become an artist

>He is a master of all of those sports though.
He wouldn't medal in a single one individually, and probably would struggle to reach the finals even with his PBs

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He's also a better athlete than anbody in your shithole nation

They should put a swimming event in the decathlon.

Lose the pole vault that shit is dumb.

Ouch, Britbongs. This is pretty haram

What is that like 1 percent per capita?

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>UK

He doesn't train for 1 single event you dipshit. He trains for every event and then has to pace himself throughout the competition so he doesn't run out of steam. If he trained and focus on just one of those events he probably could medal fairly easily.

He is adept in a wide range of sports. That is impressive. Some of his records would also be good times in the finals of some events. No one is saying he is the best in every single event. Its that he is so good at so many events.

3.3 GORILLION MUSLIMS

THREE POINT THREE

Nobody knows who this faggot is.

Decathlon is more of a peak show of athleticism than riding a bike though you fucking retard

That's not the point of the decathlon

The purpose of a decathlete is to be proficient in several events all while pacing yourself to be competitive in every single one. You not only need to have peak athleticism but also have the endurance and willpower to keep competing at a high level constantly over a period of two days.

Due to your odd and misplaced inferiority complex you don't understand this, but whatever. It's a seriously awesome event that goes all the way back to ancient Greece. Just enjoy it for what it is.

Lel how is that possible

fucking Christ UK, get your shit together.

>these arseravaged niggers in full chimpout mode

>ashTON eaTON

why did his parents think this was a good idea?

why can't americans name their children properly?

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>I do agree. A pity deca only worth one medal.
He's not good enough to actually win a medal in any of the individual events he partakes in though.

Yeah, terrific performance. Eaton now is the best athlete of all times. The general public isn't too aware, but track and field lovers all know that.

Also, I just heard him being interview on French TV, he seemed like a pretty based and chill guy. He also thanked the French fans who cheered for him in the stadium, despite the fact his main competitor was the Frenchman K. Mayer who got silver (kudos to him too desu, he went from 15th in 2012 to silver medal today).

On an unrelated note... why the butthurt Brits ITT?

If he goes the way of Caitlyn Jenner he won't even have to change his name

>He keeps responding to every post. Wew

Yeah I liked him back in 2012, he seems like a cool guy.

Well summed up lad

Eaton seems to be the model sportsman in both ability and personality. Really love the guy. Honestly, decathletes in general seem to have a degree of sportsmanship that is remarkable, perhaps even on an Olympic level.

literally kill yourself

i was surprised how articulate he is

he's pure class

Yeah, I remember seeing his interview in 2012, and he was really chill

He's from Oregon, which is an extremely chill as fuck state, it makes sense totally

>He keeps chimping out. Wew

He is though. You don't go all out in the decathlon. What are you not understanding here?

>He is though
Which one? None of his PBs are good enough for a medal in the individual events, you fucking fat, stupid, niggercunt.

It's really nice to have a guy like Ashton Eaton competing for the US, especially when we have fucking Ryan Lochte in the headlines.

I love how they congratulate each other at the end of each race. True sportmanship and wonderful athletes.

That's why there is no British decathlete at the OG

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He's not trying to win a medal on a single event, he's trying to win the whole thing - and succeeding. How fucking dense are you?

And the brits are having a panic attack over it too.

Hi-larious. This is why literally nobody likes british posters on here. If they were IP banned it'd only improve the board

Eaton probably could earn medals in an individual discipline, if he focused on his strongest one.

You make it sound like decathlon is the easy way to win for a good athlete, while it's actually the hardest way. Imagine, say, Churandy Martina or Justin Gatlin also being forced to train competitively for javelin, pole vault and 1500 m. That's insane when you think about it.

Decathlon is choosing the hardest possible way, just because it's the hardest. It is sportsmanship at its finest.

>France Gold medals - 8
K E K
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its almost like he doesn't dedicate himself fully to training for his best event

but he is the greatest all rou d athlete

don't you understand, poor lil white boy? the more you call us niggers, the deeper the dick goes down your throat.

got it?

Why do you keep responding? He's just going to continue to be purposefully obtuse, and tell you that you're getting assblasted.

When you tell him that being retarded is reddit-tier le ebin trolling, he'll tell you that you don't understand witty yuro bantz.

This is what bongs do lad, they exist to inpart their cold, rainy sharia-cucked island misery on happier humans

>He is hating on the Decathlon
I bet you share those "judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree and it will think it's stupid" mom email memes

You claimed he is good enough to win one of the individual events in the decathalon, and were challenged to name which one.

Are you going the answer the question?

>he literally use 4 distinct countries to compete as one

>fat nigger thinks he's actually valued on Sup Forums

>worse than the deep south
lawdy that is EMBARRASSING

>UK - one sovereign state - pop. 64m - 21 golds
>France - one sovereign state - pop. 66m - 8 golds

K E K
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>why the butthurt Brits ITT?
>ITT

They're butthurt in every thread

>mfw God exists, and he's American.

That's un-american, my brother. Take that segregation shit back to britain and see how you'd like to be banned from the Sup Forums board.

>americoon """""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""

His PB long jump would have won him silver at this olympics. Imagine if he focused on only that and dropped the 9 other events he trains in

Proposal:

>ban all Brits from Sup Forums, forever
>let them found Britchan (we'll never go on this cesspool anyway)
>decent Brits would be unbanned from Sup Forums on a case-by-case basis, and only if their resume is faultless

Deal?

I bet you're a Maori paedophile.

Says the Aussiefail

Just to add to this point, his long jump at this olympics would place him in 10th place above Great Britain's "professional"" long jumper

Brits BTFO desu

he's the absolute GOAT

Too bad people prefer flash to fire (usmeme Bolt and Phelps im talkin bout u)

>butthurt
t. 12 year old

Whoops just realised I was looking at the wrong table for long jump. He would have finished 10th still, above the Aussie

ok, now change his skin color to ice blue. and in the next picture make him the guy from the watchmen movie. Make it a meme. his transformation. etc...

>His PB long jump would have won him silver at this olympics

>Eaton Long jump PB - 8.23
>Rio long jump silver - 8.37
>Rio long jump bronze - 8.29

You stupid, stupid cunt

Greg Rutherford of GB won bronze at Rio with 8.29, 6cm longer than Eaton's PB and 33cm better than the 7.94 Eaton jumped on Thursday.

You stupid, stupid cunt