Can we all agree that this is the best armor in the history of television? Just look at it, you smelly motherfucker, look at it. Fucking beautiful. You can see all the riches in the world innit, it's like a fair travel beyond the horizon, with a heart filled with hopes of a better tomorrow. Just fucking look at it, you stupid buffoon. Fucking beautiful. Not even Jesus himself could be as gracious wearing this - and Jesus was grace incarnated!
Let's all sink it in, yes, sink it in, my fellow anons. This is the armor, this is the man. All hail Jamie Lannister, praised be his name.
Brandon Ross
im sorry user but its just not functional, plate shielding on shoulders rugged leather on front, begging for arrow to be shot through his heart, thats not an armor its a wedding dress.
Josiah Moore
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Brody Lee
Go away, nerd.
Ayden Lopez
Me and my girlfriend said the same thing; his armor looked really good.
Owen Nelson
My husband's son was geeking out over the armor, something about the lion symbol, anyone know more?
Christian Morris
why does bronn have tiny little leather belts and buckles on his jacket? surely it only needs one possible position, where the two sides meet. why would he have it, say, 2 notches out, so his jacket would instead look like it doesn't fit? this is exactly why buttons exist
Owen Reyes
Got some weird samurai design to it.
Jaxon Perez
button technology isn't invented yet
Logan Kelly
It's called plot-armor, and it will be the only reason he kills the based Blackfish.
Oliver Peterson
isn't that Tywins armor?
Carter Diaz
non
Brody Evans
There is plate on his chest, retard.
Liam Cruz
Fuck off. Armor sucks and they never wear any helmets. They spend millions and they can't make any helmets?
Ethan Sanders
Why does he have armor on everything except his goddamn arms, which would be the obvious target in a sword fight? For a guy who already lost one hand he sure likes to take chances.
Hunter Anderson
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Thomas Sanders
fucking no it all looks like some World of Warcraft shit
Christopher Brown
>Wearing a helmet when you aren't fighting >Wearing more armor than necessary for a talk
Carter Thompson
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Tyler James
Stannis wears Filipino armour
Mason Powell
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Dylan Roberts
FACT: most powerful armour in the world
Jacob Thomas
>wearing helmets and masks in in a medium where people ACT
uh huh.
Evan Harris
That's basically useless as armour though. It's basically combining the mobility restriction of metal with the protection of leather, with the shoulders and gorget basically unsupported by the rest of the armour. I won't deny it looks pretty, but it's garbage as actual armour.
Zachary Davis
Why does Bronn always wear that leather jacket, though?
Jack Bailey
Jaime does look great in that armor
Probably the best he's looked in the entire series
Mason Price
>ITT Retards who think that his plate is made out of leather
I's a fukken prop. It's supposed to be made out of steel, but no actor would wear that shit for months of shooting
Christopher Diaz
>we'll design our armour to mimic the most potent defensive pelt in nature
>the impervious scales of the average fish
Charles Bell
my girlfriend's son also loved it
Matthew Torres
>samurai was thinking the same thing
either way, the colors are fucking amazing. i'm glad to see the lannister army riding again
Gavin Smith
it looked better on Joffrey
Gabriel Harris
I used to hate the Lannister helmets but they've grown on me.
Gavin Collins
regal as fuck
They wear helmets
Landon Clark
FYI people, it's not Tywin's armor, it's Jaime's own armor. He wore the same set in season 1.
Jacob Wood
Looks homo prancy as fuck
Aaron Cruz
I miss Tywin ;_; best character on the show
Caleb Reed
You wear helmets for battle, not when you're prancing around camp talking to people.
Jonathan James
The show has dragons and magic, so they use this as an excuse to not have any realism in things that are real like armor/swords.
A set of plate armor can be functional and look amazing, but they said fuck all that and when full on 'video game' aesthetic.
Hudson Clark
He will never look good. he has a modern day dad haircut.
They really fucked over his appeal.
Blake Walker
>Wearing more armor than necessary for a talk In reality armor was a status symbol. If some dude walked up with tons of inlaid gold and gilding then you knew the guy was mega rich and powerful.
Unfortunately the armor they have him wearing is pretty meh.
Juan Johnson
>but no actor would wear that shit for months of shooting Oh please, its a couple of extra kg and if made properly the weight is all comfortably distributed. Even still, your body gets used to it after a couple of days.
Easton Scott
No its slightly different. Not by much though
Jaxon Scott
I don't know about best ever (really, I have no idea) but I liked it. It looked like samurai armor and it caught my eye. I was admiring it during the scene
Hunter Mitchell
That red sash is /fa/ as fuck
Carson Green
IKR !
also this
Daniel Martin
>implying this isn't the best armor that's ever been on the show
Jason Thompson
>back when the show gave a shit about costume design
Isaiah Morales
>no gorget Wonder where I'm going to slash? Hope you enjoy getting your neck cut, famo.
Jacob Murphy
Jamie's coat is also pretty good looking
Jonathan Gomez
I liked these niggas armor
Too bad they were only used in one scene and as extras behind the orcs during the siege of Minas tirith.
Colton Harris
Dad Tywin was a welcome facet to the character
Charles Nelson
Yeah, but it's too thin on the sides, leaving the armpits and sides of the chest ready for stabbing without much effort.
Tyler Harris
They haven't really done helmets since the earlier seasons
Parker Fisher
All me
Jayden Thompson
12 yous here
Luke Gomez
if the fish scales were made out of steel, it wouldn't be such a retarded design. heavy, but at least functional. As it stands, though, I don't think it would stop a swat of the hand.
Grayson Stewart
It's a very sorry copy of this.
It's ill fitting and has so many nonsensical parts I don't even know where to begin.
Look at those massive gaps between pauldrons and breastplate.
Made by someone who has no idea how armour functions.
Pathetic.
Angel Fisher
*tips fedora into alternate dimension*
Nolan Collins
maybe in season 1.
Alexander Robinson
what film is this?
James Long
> arms obvious target in a swordfight Yeah, no. Where did you learn to swordfight again? From kids with foam bats?
Brandon Turner
maybe they like getting stabbed in the armpit.
Blake Hall
I just hate the fact that they are uniform.
YES, I know, it's so that we can memefully tell who's on who side, but really kills the feudal kingdom vibe.
Leo Anderson
retard spotted
Thomas Thomas
I like that the lanisters are the only house that has enough money to outfit their infantryman with standardized armor like a roman legion
Adds to the authenticity of the show
David Scott
The gorget starts to fold when he looks up at the ramparts, it's made of cheapo leather.
Also the Tully soldiers had dinky little woolen hats standing in for chainmail. Is it 1954?
The Frey soldiers were wearing what looked like big brown doilies.
Logan Bennett
non-swordfighter spotted
Ian Martinez
The helmets look retarded because they never close the eye thingys. Like wtf is the point of that if they never close them.
William Rivera
No, he's right.
Where did you learn about sword fighting, from your animu?
Deflecting, parrying etc the arms are the most as risk, they're what's closest to the enemy, as well as if you cripple their arms/hand you will win. Sword fighting isn't about just stabbing or slashing to kill, it's about disarming your opponent and throwing him off balance so you can get a safe kill.
Ayden Ross
Wearing a full face helmet is massively uncomfortable, especially for long periods. Your face feels hot and cold at the same time and you sweat like a pig.
Wyatt Flores
love the tribal tattoos
Parker Harris
I like it, but actually blackfish's armor is my senpai cuz the drag scales tbhfam
Ryder Hill
just missing the helmet
Grayson Carter
He probably is a gay-ass olympic fencer. He's a retard anyway, because in any type of fencing you know your arms and forearms are what's most at risk of getting hit.
Henry Fisher
Have you not heard of dragon skin ? You are literally retarded... Good day. Plz contemplate killing thyself
Austin Phillips
no this is now shut the fuck up that lamie clown costume cant even compete with this knight armor
Isaiah Jenkins
>vclsnap
Henry Howard
a challenger appears!
Kayden Morgan
I freey admit i know nohing about armout ,so i just assumed the frey guys were only wesring the gear that goes underneath it. Too pussy to even pretend like they were going to assault the keep.
Leo Cox
Why would you need an armour when you have 13th?
Carson Powell
this one looks good and makes sense.
Daniel Moore
Aren't the Freys rich as fuck, though? In the books they are intermarried with the Lannisters, and they toll all whom want to cross the Twins (Which is everyone who wants to get to the North). They have several knights, and one of them even competes in Robert's tournament in the first book, in full pate armor, if I am not mistaken. Why are they portrayed as smelly homeless hillbillies wearing rags in the show?
Aaron Richardson
He has the armor of contempt.
Benjamin Ramirez
holy im fuck im from the philippines! REpresent mother fuckers! We are the best! yea
Luke Torres
This is still the best scene in the show
Daniel Allen
>I wish they had just showed Jaime, Bronn, the Freys and the Blackfish deliberating and discussing the siege of a castle for an hour instead of a normal episode
Cameron Martin
I liked the simplicty of Cleganes armor, matches the character perfectly
Matthew Edwards
His brother's wasn't bad either, well, except for the bucket helmet.
Matthew Gonzalez
Sure it's pretty but it's functional like my dick
John Richardson
>Sup Forums cant into floor-length mail robes wew lads
Grayson James
I think the idea is that good armor that is really functional is expensive custom fitted stuff that the rich can afford.
Therefore kingsguard get good armour. Brienne gets good armor. Highly valued personal bodyguards get good armour.
Everyone else makes do with what they can afford.
Lords, on the other hand, don't do much fighting themsevles so have ceremonial/heriloom decorative armour. Jamie is wearing tywin's warmor, btw.
I mean really. Tywin was old. Jamie has one hand. They don't need functional armor, they need to look impressive for propaganda purposes.
Julian Lopez
Bronn?
Joseph Watson
Bronn was a lowborn sellsword who probably never had much training in real armor. Remember -- he was never a knight.
He can afford it now, but does he know how to use it? Does he want to learn? And he's new settled into a commander role rather than a fighting one. He's not even wearing armour lately -- just more expensive clothes than he used to have.
If he found himself in a big battle again, he'd probably have some good armor made, but that hasn't happened yet.
Jordan Miller
>Theoden >Maximus >Jor-El >Boba Fett . . .
Get the fuck out.
Charles James
I was going to shitpost and call you a faggot but that's actually a pretty convincing argument.
Hunter Barnes
Mine visage when peasants venerate armour other than this