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A T H L E T I C edition

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I'll bump this

some really good stuff in that czech gangbang series

gonna do a suicide

Careful now or you'll get addicted to porn

alri turtlenecklad haha

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under. You're now all imagining that I got some sick doubles and will congratulate me on it. Three, two, one... You're back in the room.

I got the bolt cutters from a carcass
what now

*likes this post*

whatever happened to Val Kilmer?

girls suck uhhuhuh
I wish theyd like..
let you do it
and then like
go away and shutup
uhhuh huh.. uh huh huh

have no fucking idea why anglos call a turtle neck a turtleneck
here it's a rolled collar, because its a rolled collar

for those struggling with porn addiction you can overcome it

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trudeau

hehehe yeah hehe

inshallaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhmiddullah

Dire post

mental addictions are not real addictions

the west needs more trudeaus in power k

I love porn though

hmm these nachos are a little too spicy for my liking

It's called a polo neck in Britain

Off to take a shower
Come join me ;)

UGUU BEAVIS-SAMA AM I KAWAII

my new toys have arrived lads x

*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifff* AAAAARRGHHH
yes

the scent of a yank

i think turtle neck is just the yank name and its called a polo neck

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Can't really imagine what it'd be like to actually have a gf desu

*tips skimmed milk*

did 5mg of valium at college recently and all it did was reduce my gad symptoms 2bh

im on xans i dont wanna dance

hang on you look a little young to be posting on this Adults Only imageboard

pictures are haram

Lewd. x

turtleneck isn't suicidal

Direr post

((()))

This man is trying to lead you down the path of wickedness!

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>it's a "the gf looks through your computer files and finds your old crossdressing pictures from 10 years ago" episode

oh dear

wish i could be happy one day

why do all the hardware companies have terrible taste in design?

how not?

he looks like he's gonna pull the next port arthur

>t. future ribena

Pretty shit ngl, every fucking girl ever does unecessary shit for attention (even when they're already getting it.)

>its a no gf episode

can't imagine an attractive girl enjoying my company

can't even remember what i was doing 10 years ago

was probably drunk

dump her

she clearly doesn't respect your privacy

that said, you're a disgusting autogynephile

It's literally in their DNA to attract as much attention as possibly so that they can secure the best genes to mate with

same as all your other episodes isn't it
figure you'd be used to it by now

Sucking jamals dick isn't craving attention, it's just because your TWD(tiny white dick) doesn't satsify her

Merkelsjongens zijn NIET WELKOM hier.

>autogynephile
that's not a real thing

i was 13 so probably wanking and playing fifa

Cuck

The terrorist DID win and they are in the White House

Try not to an hero bruce

Yeah but when you're in a stable relationship and they instantaneously flip all of their emotions so they can be chased by you, it's a bit of a piss-take tbqh

Moments of bliss where youre content at the fact you have someone who loves you.

Then moments of anger and doubt when ypu realise women are petty and fickle and feel entitled

Ah yes that familiar smell, British women just can't get enough of it!

time was not kind to him

it's wonderful

most of the time...

>the west needs more trudeaus
no, ARABIA needs more Trudeaus in power (save for Syria and Lebanon).

Not too stable a relationship if she's pulling that shite mate

Tfw when I spoke this post rather than wrote it

yes it is

the only people opposed to it are trannys since they experience it but feel it detracts from their desire to be """women""" since they know it to be real

cognitive dissonance n dat

it feels as though I'm living in the future

mannn the girl yesterday was sure something
need to find her

I didn't crossdress for sexual reasons though

I just had a phase where I thought I was transgender

grew out of it though

Was during the time before every dopey lass did that shite to me lmao

He's got that puffy alcoholic face

Probably been putting away a fifth a day of the good stuff

so why did you crossdress then

Who is your favourite stand-up comedian?
Who is your favourite stand-up comedienne?

just let everyone in ffs what's the problem

no one stand up comedy is shit
no one stand up comedy is shit

what's the psychological impact of having sex with 1000 strangers for money

Louis CK

Samantha Bee

Yeah definitely is a thing

All that boi pucci im a twink wearing girl clothes fuk me daddy shit is autogynephilia. And especially then going onto live a regular male life

Trannies oppose it. Even though its clearly a thing, which i imagine a fair few dabbled before becoming fullyfledged trannis

absolute state of him

Stewart Lee or Sam Hyde
None, women aren't funny

*lifts up my leg*

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTFFFPPP*

ahh

*wafts it over to you*

Would never -- it's illegal.

i dont think prostitution is that particular
in fact its quite mundane

>so why did you crossdress then
:
>I just had a phase where I thought I was transgender

Women aren't deep enough to experience mental trauma or existential crises

some blokes like dressing up as woman
stop kink shamong

The gf used to make me laugh

no it isn't

>comedienne
no such thing

you have male comedians and female comedians
just like how you have male actors or female actors

Looks like your typical fat middle aged slob

To think he was once a sex symbol ahaha

got a 17 year old hitting on me on the ol normiebook

i'm 22, should i tell her to fuck off?

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Muslims eternally btfo lads

time for great shittain to do the same

feel and a half tbhh

send her my way

also post pics

Barely feel my willy when its inside vag. Especially if i fuck deep. I only feel it on lobg strokes in and out

>female comedians

The correct nomenclature for a female actor is "actress"

ya but why you thick cunt

JUST