Could I get a job in your country? Canada fucking sucks and NOBODY will even interview me

Could I get a job in your country? Canada fucking sucks and NOBODY will even interview me

if you want to take the job of the argies, sure.

This is a fake resume you use to keep autism bux right?

Didn't you have to do an internship to get your accreditation?

You can't, start to learn interesting skills before searching for a job.

I would have killed myself if my resume was that bad.

Was all that effort for a fake resume really worth it?
I hope for your sake that's fake

Jesus Christ, it's Pets Mart, not Pet Smart.

Sure. You could be a loader, a packer, a janitor or a cashier.

>mfw this is gonna be my resume with the high school job and a 3.5 gpa
Any ideas of how I can improve my resume? Seems kind of pathetic now that I think about it.

It's PetSmart. OP shouldn't have put a space but Pets Mart isn't correct either.

Fix that shit

Work Life:
1. Pet Smart (time period)
- Learnt and developed proficiency at determinating efficent nutritient needs for canine, feline, rodent, reptiles and birds (you learnt how many scoops of shit they needed to survive)
- In charge of product maintenance (you fed the pets)
- Developed coordination and group working skills
2. Husky (time period)
- In charge of critical hydraulic infrastructure

Skills:
- Office suite
- Civil3D (dunno whats that)
- Excellent written english language
- Excellent verbal english language
- Proficient public relations skills

Extracurriculars:
- Debate club member

Hobbies:
- Literature
- Historiography
- Family acitivities
(Gaming is not a hobby. Politics makes you a poltard. Family and friends are not a hobby)

Idiot you have to mention you actively participate in an international community website discussing culture, issues etc

>gaming
I love you role playing candian best poster

>hobbies: gaming
Yeah no

yeah it's pretty clear he's trolling

>Excel, microsoft office

>gaming as a hobby
Fucking stupid leaf god damn

You could get a call center job on just showing up

>Hobbies: gaming

is the autistic canadian roleplayer the same guy as the Canadian Jorge?

this.

i like gaming too tb_h fám

Ye
There are 2 atm
Candian jorge makes self deprecating threads
RPC makes meme threads
Both are Good lads

>putting your GPA on your resume
>ever

what do employers consider to be real hobbies?

>good lads

don't encourage them

tourism, clubs, gym, meth

reading, exercise/sports, acting, photography, travelling (lame "hobby" one but good to say), non-edgy musical instrument like violin, learning languages etc.

I employ them :^)

Jorge is kind of fun tho. Pls don't talk bad about him

>Falling for the university meme

LMAO you fucking idiot.

I never did
I even tried to get him to talk to a girl that said she would shag him from Portugal

Here are my hobbies:

Reading
Chess (1900 ELO)
Programming (C)
Art
Playing piano

Don't you have some school projects you can mention or something?

kek that's funny and sad af. Poor Jorge

>art
That's like saying "things"

BAHAHAHA THIS HAS GOT TO BE BAIT

the fuck is GPA?

Good person awards
Like good boy points

You didn't even put how long you worked there retard. Don't put hobbies nobody gives a shit youre a gamer and make the font smaller so it doesn't look like a 12 year old made it

>travel
>good
Wouldn't they just assume you'll be a pain in the ass with all your holidays?

>Could I get a job in your country?
hahaha.

dont think you could get a job anywhere

>hobbis
>gaming