/heem/ : schaub

Ufc 202 this weekend

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Schaub bless brother

earlier than chael's kid

i will run this joke into the ground

TOO SOON

Schaub bless

is this /schaub/ general?

YO THIS OP IS DOPE

Hey guys it's fight week blog week
so post your blogs

i think over the long haul i'll be more successful than brendan, even if he works harder

>no brutal brain damage
>not relying on podcast money to last me the next 50 years

Fuck this general and everyone who uses ut
You're all faggots who nobody likes irl

Bunch of gazelles in this thread all bunched together hoping to survive

WEAH NEVA CROSSIN DIS RIVA AGAIN

CONOR OFFICIAL SHOOK

S H O O K !!!!!!!!!!!!

how often do you have to clean your keyboard with all that cheeto dust on your fingers?

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i dont eat cheetos, though i used to like the x-hot ones

would actually eat them with chopsticks to avoid cheeto fingers

any other questions?

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Why do you dye your beard, you metrosexual fucking queer? I know you're in here, slithering around like a little grub.

209!

Rate my gf /heem/

the fuck is gazelle dawg nobody gets that word this america speak america aiiight

Silverback Gorilla/10

why is she shaped like a dude that got A-cup implants

looks fit

>Ameriflab beauty standards

Yeah and you're one of those gazelles you pussy ass bitch come at me I'll drop your ass stiff

based

who is this? he looks like a gigantic faggot

>tfw you will never be 31 and still living paycheck to paycheck in stockton with you and your brother's combined double digit IQ

feels pretty good tbhfam

I challenge any ontario faggot to have a scrap at around 170 pounds, i'm 6'2" 170ish and train at adrenaline in London

see my info here I can drive and meet you 1/2 or or maybe go straight to your city to make your dad feel shitty

shitty that his son got embarrassed in the octagon, make sure you have a fucking octagon or ring I am not doing street fights like a fucking nig/native

Does /heem/ miss GSP?

are you crazy in ur head man???

>inb4 a diaz brother "retires" for the 10th time

I can't even keep up with the canadian shitposting anymore

LET ME TAWK

LET ME SPIC

LET ME TAWK

I can't tell if these polite young lads are actually gonna meet up and bang or not

I'll accept that challenge when you answer my question, funboi. Why do you dye your facial hair, you Guy Fieri-tier early 2000s midlife crisis at 25-ass fucking catastrophe of misdirected and false masculinity?

Answer me that and I'll give you the privilege of the quickest ass-beating you've taken since your grandpa had his stroke, you rectal bleed of a man.

>point striking stand up
>wrestlefuck ground game

no one misses him

>6'2
>170

wannabe kendall grove alert

I'm so out of the loop. Did another canuck get doxxed?

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Bob Costas literally just said that after soccer beach volleyball is UNQUESTIONABLY the second most popular sport in Brazil

Doxxed himself. Trying to look tough, you know.

no need to harbor bitterness in your bum soul

yes and he's so hard he doesn't give a fuck and wants to fight everyone anyways

wtf I don't dye my facial hair

you're already dodging me talked all this shit about fucking oshawa ontario MMA like it's not amateur hour up there

I left my contact info, hit me up or shut up
enjoy your >tfw no gf you fucking native loser

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GIT THA FOOK OUTTA EAR

No, just some edgelord trying to get us to be his personal army

I used a fork.

clueless ass liberal / cuckservative i'll drive over to your city and give your girlfriend a fucking like she's never had before

Hes got a point, Oshawa is sissy central.

FUCK OUTTA EAR

Doxxed himself trying to look tough.

Revealed that he fucks his sister, drives a shitty riced out Subaru and rolls shitty joints.

He's also as tall as his dog and has the physique of a 60 year old. Oh and he dyes his facial hair.

you did it

I didn't dox myself, I train MMA and ain't scared of no fucking little brown bitch from the native reserve

Buddy wanted to talk shit and I said "come at me bro" I got a suby and a bitch and a rack on the sub so I can drive to meet some fuck, beat some ass in the octagon and then go camping and canoeing for the weekend

buddy won't meet up though

i trane ufc

you are so fucked

Hiding under your duvet, playing cheerleader like a scared little gazelle

adrenaline mma in london ontario
>look it up bitch

Is the canuck that got doxxed that faggot who's been spamming his bet slip every day?

Are his jimmies rustled?

is this a sneak mcgregor reference?

>“Another reason I went to work on his body was because of Jose Aldo’s weak body,” McGregor said. “I knew his ribs were in pain, so I wanted to hit Chad’s body knowing that Jose was sitting under the duvet peaking above his duvet covers watching the fight, trembling as every shot to the body landed. It was another reason why I lit up his body.”

my browser blocks gay porn like that

everyone who has posted in this thread up to this point please leave and never come back

i think /hm/ is the board you're all looking for

no that's not me, I'm basically a newfag

See
I'm waiting for my answer, Lance. Just simply explain in one or two sentences why you feel it's necessary to artificially colour your teenager-style facial hair. Do that and then you can receive the gifts of my shins and elbows caving in your babysoft, Dove-soap using face.

Pretty sure I know about 95% of Mcgregor's buzzwords. Would be a shame if the meme ends Saturday.

>The fucking state of Canadian posters on /heem/

Jesus Christ, yeh.

YEWL DEW FOOKIN NUTHIN

Yull do fookin nuttin

fucking so what if I did, you still going to dodge me?

you piped off about fuckboisMMA in oshawa ontario and how you are some UFC prospect but won't step into the octagon

>gets caught up in dick waving contest
>with a diaz brother

Have people STILL not learned from the lawler fight all those years ago? Literally the worst possible strategy is to get hyped up and go and try to bang with them.

>Glock

What is he trying to tell Tsunaldo?

That's not an answer.

All you have to do is explain why you dyed that shit-dust covering your "chin" that you call a beard.

even if mcgregor loses you got decent backdoor odds of nate failing a drug test

and i think conor has a monster fight left regardless. he can just be honest and say "i tried to push my limits, 170 was a mistake, time to go prove im the best 145er on the planet"

people will still buy it. if he loses to aldo then it's kinda game over but he should also have a hell of a nestegg set up. better than most of these other bums fighting for scraps

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SUPER SMASH DIAZ BROTHERS

because my gf, sister and mom said it was something to do once at dinner

and I did it....

>lithcuck vs estonia will literally never fight

this fight card is filled with fookin bums

Only one playing cheerleader is your mom doing splits on my cock. Meanwhile your hiding behind your computer talking shit to someone you know you'll never meet in real life, on a Zimbabwe interpretive dance board.

>but he should also have a hell of a nestegg set up
i'd be surprised if he had more than 1m in the bank

does he own houses or rent?

man wtf is the alternate timeline if RDA doesnt fuck up his foot

what an asshole.

not saying mcregor beats him but it was built up pretty epic

>his gf, sister, and mom are all the same person

i think he's smarter about it than he lets on. you can see his real mentality when he's coaching guys on TUF or talking in a post-fight interview before the machine starts all over again

he has to give off the impression that he's larger than life. i'm sure he enjoys the fruits of his labor but i also think he's smart enough with his parents and longtime GF around to set them all up for life

RDA smashes Conor and then Conor fights Frankie Edgar at UFC 200 and loses again.

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i think RDA was kinda meme

he looked beast beating pettis but in hindsight pettis was way shittier than we all thought

and cowboy always shits the bed in big fights, and has a terrible history against southpaws (pettis actually fought him southpaw after the first 30 seconds and destroyed him similarly)

guess we'll never know

"""professional athletes""" bragging about how real and dangerous their crew is on the street

this cement slurping sport isnt for me

none of you faggots want any of this I'll kick ass your sissy cuck asses

I'll drop you a fucking nice one

you can dream about my gf and you jerk it to her webcams if you have vpn or aren't in canada

>LunaTease on myfreecams

and

>potkitten on chaturbate

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>train your entire life learning various hand to hand combat skills
>get shot the second shit gets real

nice use of time

It's literally Ronda.

I miss him

that he should be wary of skin cancer

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wow conor is really shook