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alright faggots, let's see if we can become professional athletes yeah?

we're going to live the olympic dream lads

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I thought I was the only one who played this, wow.

we used to play this shit all the time here senpai. back in the good old days

>year 1 of my first life
already contracted malaria

its been years since i last played this.
always died of fucking malaria or shit.

god, I think it's been three years since I last saw a real lives thread here
those were simpler times

I remember being born in the Congo and my niglet had -4 intelligence, not even memeing. Then I emigrated to the US and the game calculations memed on me because the US has international students so "123%" of high school go to college. Basically my -4 intelligence negro graduated and became a marketing director lel

Alright I'm gonna start one up

>boy born in china named Du Nan
>rich chinese
>99 fucking intelligence

CAN'T FUCKING WASTE THIS

>born a girl
>get raped

...

I'm a fucking genius

This

>tfw we always had threads about games that we got obsessed about

Skipped another year of school

>born in the congo with 85 athletic 83 strength
>think I have a chance
>die

Pick my field of study Sup Forums

>floating point division by 0
what does this mean

Government

Become the president mate

Gender studies major
300k starting
Any job you want

Engineering

Religion

fuck, I've tried two lives now and both I've had to abort due to bugs in the system. this didn't happen before I don't think. anyone have a fresh download that works

Government it is

This is easily a top 2 gifted life I've had in this game

like 2006-2009 or some shit

>intelligence - 5

Du is not stooping to that level for fucking pussy

She's a healthy girl

>implying future chairman Du is going to betray his government for fucking refugees

Du is so fucking gifted that he can pick fucking 7 leisure activities despite being in grad school

Do you have a download link, hope Nan Du does well

JUST

no medals for India

>networth: 906 yuan

This bitch is trying to leech off of me

No sorry. I've had this on my laptop for years

>tfw you die at childbirth

p-put it in megashare

...

>start new life
>Indonesian girl
>good musical and intelligence skills
>get kicked out of my house for dating a guy who leaves me soon afterwards
>make up some money being a salesperson
>enter Australia illegally
>go to college for engineering
>go to graduate school for engineering
>good career being a college professor, making mor emoney than I know what to do with
>marry a 10 years older guy when I'm 46
>never have kids
>he dies
>I get murdered at age 58

>26 appereance

>start a new life
>Ethiopian girl
>96 athletic
>93 appearance

NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP HERE'S OUR LONG DISTANCE RUNNER QT GOLD MEDALLIST

I'm gonna get killed in the military aren't I?

kek, never seen that before

can any of you faggots just zip the bitch up right quick come on I want to be a qt3.14 gold medalist

it's on piratebay,


it crashes a lot though. I know I used to play it without crashing

I've made it

OY VEY

Always believed in Du

>born in USA
>shitty stats
>shitty health
>parents are penniless

just commit suicide

>parents are still alive

Fuck them Du gonna get his dick wet in this 83 appearance

>2 televisions
>83 appereance waifu
>luxurious home
you made it breh

Gotta save those shekels

I'm living the dream now

Had a son (thankfully) and named him Dong

3 televisions now

my mother is a blind farm worker

...okay

please tell me where can i download this full game, i've been looking it for years

Her happiness is 61. She's gonna drink, cheat, and drag you down, but you're Chinese so that's still a pretty gold star wifey.

please respond... please

google

its free online

educationalsimulations.com/

here?

the page never loads. can you give me a direct link to it?

Who needs parents when you're rolling in the yuan

I'm a top member of government. She knows better or she's gonna get caught cheating and die

pirateunblocker 9368278/Real_Lives_2007_with_serial

it has seeds too

inb4 I get banned

>trade school

Dong is fucking dead to me

thanks my bro now let's wait for the seeds

turn of adblockers

or update webrowser

Dong is never gonna live up to Du. He should just fucking kill himself now

G O I T E R

>Get drafted
>Try to buy my way out
>It fails

>pro athlete
>moved to slovenia at age 22
>married a qt
>just realized I'm infertile

just fuck my shit up

its great to see an antique meme game like this still being loved.

Become chairman mao already, god damn

thanks i'm playing it now

Cao

>those low wife stats
>didn't even ask me for approval

Fuck Dong

Senior Government Worker is the top job

:(

I can't find the download link, did you pay for it, Lionel?

I'm one of the most powerful men in China

Fuck retirement

nonoo i used Urubro's link also how did you know my name

F

such is life

You were too pure for this world, Du

F

But fear not, China still has strong leader, and his name is Guo

he had a good life

F

>yfw Dong is beyond loaded now

Give your fortune to the government. Fuck you cuck son. Last parting gift for the nation

>mfw retard

>rural china
>multiple siblings

Sound like farmwork for the rest of your life

Fuck Dong. Asshole had 5 kids

I died a rich Jew.

NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Beat her to death

BIG SLOVENIAN COCK

should i go for it lads

Thanks man, I got it working.

I'm CIA.

>appearance 23
>6.3 million dongs

What do you think?

>tfw it's truly like real life

the other kids were adopted

stupid fucking bitch she's gone
>she kept my fucking kids

FUCK OFF BITCH YOU DON'T EVEN WORK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

when God closes a door he opens a window :)

>appearance 92

wew lads

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:)

INB4 rejection

WHY CAN'T I ADOPT A CHILD WITHOUT A WIFE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm rich, I want some fucking kids. I don't need another backstabbing bitch of a 3dpd wife.

where the fuck are your men's rights slovenia

wew lads

>tiny cock virgin detected

You're fucking rich

Buy your way out

lads I can't handle this shit, is becoming suicide bomber an option here
fuck should I move to sweden or germany?

1 dong = 0.000045 USD

I don't think he's that rich, my good Maple friend.