465 athletes

>465 athletes
>home country advantage
>only 5 gold medals
What the fuck went wrong? Why is Brazil so shitty at fucking EVERYTHING?

we already made the best campaign in olympic game, lad. we also went to several playoff games, but the pressure and the psychological impact disordered our athletes. it could have been, but it's pretty satisfatory by now.

We have 3 guaranteed golds yet to come.

Because the goverment is shit lol

>it could have been better

Racism. Brazil treats their Black people like shit and don't give them equal treatment or opportunities.

pic related, their first gold medal winner in Rio, born and raised in City of God favela, almost quit sport after Brazilians called her a monkey and nigger who belongs in a zoo when she failed to medal in London.

>465 """"""""athletes"""""""""
ftfy

What events?

We invest shit loads of money on athletes
cause we have funds to pay that

how da fuck they would pay that if they have no money
and all the corrupt politics snatch all the petrobras dough.

Worst ever performance by a host nation was Canada in 1976, when they got 0 golds (to date the only time this has happened). Sure, Brazil could've done better, but they could've done a lot worse.

brazil is pol come to life

...I'm trying to hate these people, why are you making them sound based?

>being this assblasted because of some Big Brother tier american celebrity

wew

>He still thinks everyone hates them because of Lochte
top kek lad

Not mad at all friend. Im genuinely curious (and sort of amused).

We are the best third world country (except China and France)

Black people should be treated like shit until they all go back to Africa

Middle class doesn't do sports.

All our athletes are poor youths that participated in social programs and then moved to army programs to develop talents.

All those medal winners saluting the flag are not real military. They have the rank, but they had like 45 days of military training.

Middle class = private schools. Only higher class private schools have sports programs.

Middle class schools at most have volleyball and football in physical education.

>higher class
>middle class
>brazil
lolkm8

We don't care about other sports.

the obvious reason surely.

...

It would seem after recent performances that you dont care about soccer, either. What do you people really care about?

>flag

third world
>we and french

i'm digging in this joke fabiano

Dude, we were world champions in 2002, that's pretty close to football. Also, we have great players in almost all the great teams in the world.

Canda is USA 2.0 and the blundered it even worse when they hosted it, stop forced bullying

and what about F1? You had great pilot back then.

we were #1 in the vancouver olympics

we're one of the top 3 nations on earth when it comes to quality of life, we don't play povertyball. Even then, we beat you in 2001.

ur team a shit >:(

>PER

This is easy to explain... No money, no results. Probably bad administration and corruption led to this. But as a brazilian, I am happy that we made the best campaign we ever made, though we need to find an individual sport where we can excel.

>lost Emu War

...

says the guys who watch black cuck and ebony porn

Cunt you lost at life the moment you were born in a third world shithole. My commiserations

Now that's butthurt

>LITERALLY another country's flag on their flag as a sign of their cuckiness
>Still has a monarch in the year 2016, and on top of that it's LITERALLY another country's monarch

im proud of you brazil. you put on a great event for the fans and had your best campaign yet. looking forward to coming back down there in january

>calling someone a cunt is butthurt
Jesus dude I hope you never come to Australia, you'll probably cry whenever someone greets you. Not that you'll ever be able to, what with being a whole 2 (two) worlds beneath us

shouldn't Brazil be good at basketball? okay well better? there's gotta be a few favelarats that can understand the concept

our niggers are just... niglets.

Nice damage control partner

Oi, listen here mate, you don't know how crafty those long necked cunts can be, they're deadly!

No in all fairness I just lost my shit laughing, you win this time, monkey. We'll be back though.

Cunt

I did you a favour cunt was some of the weakest bantz I've seen. We're better than that.

Hahaha therere so many chimpzilians in this thread its like a trip to the zoo.

someone accidentally or maliciously painted white guys celebrating your football wins, why do you brazilians stand for that?

Huh? Aren't Brazilians either black or brown (mixed black) anyway?

bunda