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hows /gf2017/ going edition

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going to get stuck into gf2017 next week

She sayd "After the rain comes the sun!".
youtube.com/watch?v=NBoz7OUeb9E

got the old suicide pangs again lads

need a bf who is NOT afraid of a little hemoglobin

really happy right now ngl

jan. get im

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follow your dreams

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/jan/29/how-to-die-well

ah yes...

*bookmarks the page*

the unpaid one showing his wrath

cuz I'm the dirty worm hunter, the caterpillar killer
attitude just like ruthless cuban coke dealer
in miami
nothin but the money and the power

a deadly mix at six foot six im sorta like a tower

OR A TANKER
A MOTHERFUCKING IRAQ TANKER
OR BETTER YET A MOTHERFUCKING FORCE

name?

absolutely gorgeous

The girlfriend

...

Is it safe?

jenny frumdablok

*makes a post pertaining to international cultures and languages*

it's weird how willys shoot cum out of them

natalie austin

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is there an album somewhere

really depend on coffee and a cigarette to better facillitate my morning shit. If I don't have both of those things, I will not have a proper shit until the afternoon. I have a feeling this is bad in some way. but I will continue in my ways like the good humanoid that i am. so as not to upset my routine

lets all post pictures of our girlfriends

MR CHO GOAT

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can i post my wife instead?

abc.net.au/news/2017-01-29/turnbull-and-trump-talk-about-refugee-resettlement-deal/8220824
>US President Donald Trump has confirmed his administration will honour a refugee resettlement deal Australia made with the Obama administration.
Trump bows to Turnbull

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once again failed to fit in with the normies at work

no lie: a dickhead in my sec. school asked “do black men shoot black cum?”

Coffee is a mild laxative, always makes me want to poo as well

mine is skinnier and slightly better looking

going to break up though haha

Being a virgin in your late 20s is no fun at all.

>talking in porn

following your dreams is completely ridiculous the vast majority of the time.

i have a 65mb one
will upload it if this post gets 27 (You)s (at least 5 unique flags)

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22 here, iktf

yeah haha....might have to take an umbrella....

*doesn't look up from phone*

>cigarette to better facilitate morning shit.
s-so it's not only me who feels this?

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Lads why was the last thread deleted

It's because caffeine is a stimulant, makes your digestion work faster

Same with cocaine, you sniff and line and it makes you need a shit

Just hire an escort. I did when I was 25.

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Just googled the file name
imagefap.com/pictures/5717101/Big-Naturals-Natalie-Austin-from-United-States

doens't really count though

do some people really look at places like bradford, luton and birmingham and say ah yes this is the britain? i literally cannot fathom why people are happy about sharia-esque enclaves popping up everywhere.
can anyone explain this to me?

millennial woes lads

Time to fire up the old 'press

how do you have a picture of my gf?!

*the britain i want

oops

only a virgin would think like that

Does Trump own a golf course in Australia, would quite like to visit the U.S. one day but I'm not sure if he's going to ban us too

been wanking for a good 2 hours

based texans burning down a mosque.

Who the fuck wastes that much time making a coffee, just bung the shite in a mug and add hot water.

racist

>racist

>not the inverted method

nah

>instant coffee

not really

>he doesn't own a Jura

tragic state of affairs

*does a virgin post*

my life is incredibly dismal. i have this sick feeling in my chest and throat every day from the depression and regret.

tastes better obviously

unless you have had unprotected vaginal sex to completion with a virgin girl you are still a virgin

Kenco millicano isn't bad when there are no beans/grounds left.

just saw a match.com ad on telly with 2 lesbians taking each other's tops off

are you /periodicallyswitchingbetween/brit/andpornbecauseadd/ too

good lads

what do you regret?

>my life is incredibly dismal. i have this sick feeling in my chest and throat every day from the depression and regret.

Too scared. my anxiety is pretty severe.

>drinking coffee
>at all
Get a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea in you

Fucking yanks

Why exactly isn't Saudi Arabia on Trumps list of banned countries? Literally, the absolute worst of the bunch.

>spending ~£500 on something which makes the same quality coffee as something with costs £20

lol good one

bought her on the bazaar mate

Aeropress unironically makes a nicer brew

broken britain innit

>rod lover arena

had a black tea yesterday because I ran out of milk

tasted ok but made me feel a little sick

Only 12 views on my Snapchat story lads

yes and other boards

>instant coffee

absolute surefire sign of a runt

every time the thread updates and i scroll down it's just full of (You)'s

Would you shag are May?

nah definitely

obvious ur a virgin

why is Iran on it and not Afghanistan?

I don't think he thought this one through

getting drunk in the middle of the day again lads

>Yanks

Europeans more renowned for coffee than yanks. I drink tea too. What the fuck is lipton black tea?

t. 'lost' his virginity to an escort

probably

People at work unironically bring in aeropresses because our coffee machine is shite

>falling for the caffeine jew
can't wait for society to collapse. All these drones with their addictions won't be able to cope while I'll be in my element

>ywn relive 2009
>ywn relive 2014
>mfw it's only going to get worse from here

>£500

would not let something that cheap touch my lips

Jura's go for about a grand

bullshit

Love playing Sunday league football, but do NOT love the chavs that I have to play against. Just had the whole bloody council estate shouting and swearing at me and telling me they're going to cut me after the game, and this is one of the friendlier teams in the league too.

>What the fuck is lipton black tea
Rasheed