/got/ general: Randy Bobandy Edition

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Nth for Shireen

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any leaks yet?

Why do you guys love The Normies so much?

I'm not the usual guy, but
Azor Jon

>They're actually going to do the Stoneheart stuff without Stoneheart

is she dead then?

Maisie

nobody cares though

Was Lyanna Mormont supposed to be so attractive?

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Hello game of plebs

This is your reminder that Bradatheon is DEVITT AKA Quentin

>Daenerys gets accidentally stabbed by one of Khals
>Faceless Man a.k.a.Jaquen Hagar is really Ramsey Bolton because he likes to flay faces
>Sandor meets Jean Valjean

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I fucking hate salsa even more than Kelly C latetly. Holy fucking shit i never thougt i would say that but that character is pure auistm

I AM NOT A PEDO IT IS THE JEWS PLAYING TRICKS ON ME

Putin pls go

1st for the waif(u)

Oh hey guys

I spent the past 2 seasons training with expert assassins who use false identities

I learned I should abandon my identity to be safe

so I'm just gonna walk around but hey I can be coy with a sailor about going home and flaunt lots of money

should be fine thanks dabid

>and do you know why i've come to this stinking shitpile of a city ?

You guys can explain why the northern houses were supposed to be swayed by a deserter from the Night's Watch, right?

4u

and redhead cunt who's crying how she's been raped every other episode

>he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price
Why is this so fucking funny?

biggest plot hole the north has ever seen

>the villagers are at camp, showering Sandor with gifts and the songs of Seven
>Sandor smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a dozen men on horses
>we see Lady Stoneheart driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Catelyn shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Thoros, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Sandor looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Sandor whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"

Damn what a lewd dress

F R O G F U
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*farts*

First for Lyanna Mormont of Bear island. Rightful queen of the 7 kingdoms.

Kek I'm in tears la

In the mood for dumpin some GoT stuff

Want anything ?

to fag out with other men?

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>Mocks her knobless brother
What a cunt

Followed up by:
>"Be my bitch or kill yourself"
Pretty much anyway

Are we supposed to be routing for her? I hope she dies, insufferable slag.

>he doesn't know

So Asha + Victarion = Yara?

Legit want to have babies with her

Was it worth a season of Dorne to see the Blackfish again this episode?

U RAPED 'ER!
U MURDERED 'ER!
U KILLED 'ER NIÑOS!

Requesting Stannis wojak pls

Is the North really in open rebellion against the Crown right now?

Has Ramsay declared independence?

Why isn't he styling himself King in the North?

Or was Cersei's autism about the Boltons completely disregarded by Tommen and the High Sparrow?

Arya learns how to warg next episode. She begins by warging into a bird.

Was typing out a nearly identical post. Arya suddenly goes full retard. It's all so fucking stupid.

>you'll never fuck the tits off girls
Feels bad man.

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DANCING? MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO PUT ON A DRESS

Is Asha gay in the books? I don't remember her being gay.

Stannis is not dead.
>wink wink
>nudge nudge
>elbow in ribs

Where can I find her?

Nothing can ever compensate for the shittiness of Dorne, but I'm glad we are doing better things now

>"Mr. Clegane please don't!! I want to be a council member, please don't break my Dornish skull!!"

What did he mean by this?

>Where were you when they made the Brotherhood without Baners the villians of this season?

Actually got me a bit interested again desu. I really don't give a shit about most of the characters and locations anymore.

I think she's suspected to be bi and is into bondage

Quads

>hating best girl
kys senpai

sandor = aa

Can the NK get hard?

Shes straight

She even has the infamous "HER CUNT BECAME THE WORLD" chapter

I want those lips on mine.

Requesting Maisie nude shops

Tommen kills himself by jumping out the red keep

hes always hard.

He has that gross thing where his facial hair just becomes his chest hair

MERYN FUCKIN TRANT?!

Yara "Future queen of Pyke, Westeros' biggest dyke" Greyjoy is the best girl character in the show right now.

Good

>every northern house knows that Ned Stark's bastard commands the wall
>Robbett and Lyanna don't call him out as an oathbreaker and warmongerer
>no mention of him being undead or any expression of disbelief

why does anyone take this show seriously?

Uploading right now.

19%

Actually enjoying these normies react to GoT episodes, been watching them for like an hour now

send help

>U KILLED 'ER NIÑOS!
fuck

Explain

Awful complexion

Does he still have balls?

Does anyone own the season 5 bluray? How horribly awkward is the Dorne commentary?

look like pic related tbqh

>tfw no plane jane gf

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pissed Ian Mcshane had such a small role

No the Dyke from Pike is right. Theon needs to stop being a pussy all the time. Also the two actors work well together.

Is that in London? I can't tell because she isn't being stoned to death for not wearing a hijab. It is ramadamadingdong after all.

We don't, it's just some pajit shill.

so why is no one questioning jon leaving the night's watch? he brought his service up at bear island and no one's like, wait, isn't it a capital offense to desert?

what's he gonna say? oh no i was killed and resurrected so thats like a loophole

ice is quite hard, you know.

I don't see it.

did they fire all of the lighting guys in the north or what

LOL XD

Can you imagine the outrage of Jon told Sansa to cheer the fuck up from being raped by Ramsey or just kill herself?

I'm hard as diamonds imagining some of the shit going down in the Winds of Winter.

>mfw the Siege of Highgarden
>Based Garlan and Willas Tyrell leading the defence
>Euron Bloodeye and his hordes of thralls and reavers using battering rams and ladders to attack the castle
>Euron has a dragon
>just general chaotic shit
>The Battle of Minas Tirith in ASOIAF

just give it to me

DABID - BLUE = COLD!!!

just look a little closer

die shill scum

I'm very sad I didn't get into this show earlier.

Why they would only ruin his character if he had more screentime.

PRetty much yes.

Two words

White Walkers

Not always true

Why did the Bolton's ditch Moat Cailin after all that effort to re take it?