ITT: We debate on which artists would win in a fight

ITT: We debate on which artists would win in a fight.
>Each one is in his/her prime physically
>It is an unarmed fist fight
>To the death

First one, Tiny Tim vs. Weird Al

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well tiny tim was tiny

He was actually a humongous mongoloid type.
BUT I'm leaning more towards Weird Al on winning this first one, just based on the level of sheer rage he must have pent up.

Exactly. Tiny Tim was freakishly huge, but I think he was too gentle a soul to succeed in the arena.

For kicks and giggles, here's an older Tiny Tim singing Stairway to Heaven: youtube.com/watch?v=kQylt3TVFrI

Ought to check out Tiny Tim doing 'Earth Angel' my dude!
About to work another match up real quick.

Alright senpai!
Next match up is Jesus Christ (GG) Allin Vs. Lemmy Kilmister

Lemmy

lenny. hell be fine

Not so sure about that one guys.
GG Allin did a lot of hard time

lemmy

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Julien Baker vs. Courtney Barnett
the fight for who is the queen of lesbian singer songwriters this decade

Lemmy, Allin was too much of a crackhead to fight effectively

In their prime: Rollins
Now: Danzig

Come on dude, we've all seen that knockout. Rollins all day.

Geddy Lee vs Roger Waters?

Here's an interesting matchup

Stephen Malkmus (Of Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks, also Pavement)
VS
Johnny Thunders (New York Dolls)

Roger Waters crazy ass would beat Geddy's dick into the dirt.

Roger is 6'3 and pretty fit even now. All his pent up anger issues just help his case as well in this one.

Yeah plus Rush sucks cock.

this would be a long fight

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Right? I would literally pay to see that, fuck Soulja Boi vs. Chris Brown.
I would bet on Jay-Z just based on lip size.

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Who would scream the other to death first?

Greg Ginn vs. his kids

Now here's a REAL conundrum

Rapper DMX
VS
Singer/Songwriter Townes Van Zandt

John Balance vs the ground

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DMX has crackhead strength. I wouldn't fuck with him.

You suck cock.

FATAL 4-WAY

Tyler Joseph vs Trent Reznor.

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Axl

Axel, no contest. Even obese Axel.

Check'd.
Who is fat head on the left? Looks like a less handsome Conway Twitty.

Speaking of, Conway Twitty vs. Unknown Hinson

Rollins all day.

Better fight would be with Doyle. Them vegan roid rage yo

That's Brian Wilson, Frontman and Genius behind the Beach Boys.

Varg vs. Euronymous

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Axl would destroy him, no contest

Varg would unleash his retard strength in the last few minutes and bite Euro's balls off or something

kek

Grimes wins by making false rape allegations. Easy.

Zack can knock himself out, He could definitely take down whoever that fag is

Sufjan vs St. Vincent

>Sufjan has gay powers
>St. Vincent has lesbian powers

Daft Punk vs Justice

Not butch enough to achieve true lesbian powers, Sufjan has all our blessings.

Lemmy easily
Rollins
Nas
With Weapons: Arca
Without Weapons: Ferarro
Axel
Beatles would win against Beach Boys in any matchup
If Sujfan pulled her any closer she'd snap in half, she looks beyond frail

8 Theneedledrop Fantanos + 1 Thatistheplan Fantano vs 1 Cal Chuchesta

Hoh shit I see that now, feelin' foolish.

Paul McCartney would get knocked out in like 45 seconds probably.

Brian couldn't hurt a fly but Paul could start a race war with helter skelter so Paul

Mark Kozelek vs. The War on Drugs guy

>Beatles would win against Beach Boys in any matchup

Several of the Beach Boys were high school athletes. Can that be said of the Beatles?

mark has hillbilly strength

I feel John wouldn't want to damge his fingers, plus Zak is like perpetually in a drunken rage

Lemmy youtu.be/bvQYqp_mLHU

It's an unarmed brawl you dweeb.

courtney would crush that little cvnt

I would say petrucci

He used to be a fucking twig, then he started lifting and now he's huge. Bet he's stronger than drunkmuscles wylde

Next we got these boys

Brett Micheals vs Sebastian Bach (the Skid Row one obv)

I honestly can't see this going any other way than Courtney glassing her while shouting Australian pejoratives and "cunt" repeatedly.

Who is right?

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Pike

War of the meme rappers, who wins?

didn't this already fucking happen on celebrity deathmatch?

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He already beat him so hard he was psychologically scarred for life.

Ride kills clowns.

According to me googling this seconds ago, no.
kek
What is this, Drake and the 'u gonna git raped' guy??

Kurt Cobain