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Most twisted fucking psychopath you'll ever meet Edition

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How was the episode, lads?

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DO NOT CLICK IT IS STRAWPOii SCREAMER

>Arya = Jaqen

>he is pretending to be Arya so she can escape and make waif think she is dead

>how do i know this?

>when we first saw her she was walking JUST how he walks

>Talking JUST how he does

>Elaborate ruse/rose was also an inside joke about the "arya gets stabbed scene" too

>Jaqen can do magic etc

>He did it when he made arya go blind

>he can also use her face and waifs face and change his size and shape

he did that twice once when pretending to be waif and then revealed himself to be jaqen and the other when he made arya go blind when she saw her own face and HIS own face etc

im 99% certain this is what is going on i also think waif finds this out and spots real arya thats why in the trailer she is chasing a arya who is running and jumping...you don't do that shit if u had ur belly slashed and stabbed

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>fake sansa v. real sansa

you can only pick one

Cast him.

why was daario naharis recaast

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FUCK, I CLICKED IT AND GOT A BUNCH OF NORMIES SCREAMING AT ME

>Ramsey will just die lamely and not get ripped apart by Ghost or drown in a freezing lake
Who's ready for the bastardbowl to suck dick?

nth for young Blackfish

Which GoT mod should I play lads?

CK2 or M&B?

7st for best character of the episode

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Reminder that Dany's ancestors only had 8k men and 3 dragons
Reminder that Dany isn't going to do shit with 210k
Reminder that this is a shill by D&D, promoting refugees and migration of third world to first world

Why the fuck would Jaqen give Waif permission to kill Arya in the first place, then?

makes sense

Just wanted to let you guys know those synopses thst leaked are fake. They came from some faggot on IMDb who has a record of making shit up, especially about Stoneheart, for past seasons.

Fansa

SOMEONE TELL ME ABOUT THE BRYAN CRANSTON CAMEO FFS

Does anyone else feel a little bit disappointed that Davos forgot Stannis so fast? Brienne even taunted him about killing Stannis and he just stood there like a fucking cuck. Melisandre too.

Oh, andt wtf is this ''he killed his brother'' shit that's coming out of everyone's mouths? These fags D&D are trying to justify killing Stannis with that bullshit.

Do you think he'll die next episode?

>EP9
>All seems lost for Jon's forces
>Mountains of wildlings corpses everywhere
>Boltons pikemen slowly approaching
>Time freezes
>This guy shows up, youtube.com/watch?v=oXUD8MINlZs starts playing
>Jon makes a pact with him
>CIA appears out of nowhere to save the day

screencap this lads

>you're at the club and this guy slaps your girls ass
what do you do

Real Sansa.

I'll take a slag over whatever STDs that Ayy Lmao has

>Most twisted fucking psychopath you'll ever meet

she's truly perfect

I want to be a braavosi thug and we'd be lovers&partner in crime

Lyanna gets flayed before the Bastardbowl.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

arya

post yfw jaime kills brienne next episode

Fake

but dothraki are horrible rapists

surprised impressed and disappointed they managed to make an unsullied cock joke in this episode

bravo DnD

Because nobody gives a fuck about that loser anymore. D&D know Stannis is a dead-end character from what GRRM told them about the future plotlines.

So...am I crazy or was that finally a semi-decent episode? Not season1 tier or anything, but by far the best of what has been a shitty, shitty season.

>The Hound
>McShane
>Lord Glover
>the Blackfish

But some fucking grown-ups in it, get results.

You know what would have made that scene better?

If it was the Daenerys impersonator hooker that Tyrion saw ages ago.

post good memes with the waif

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First Daario got a job as the new transporter.

Could be to test Waif, remember that he said not to allow Arya to suffer and she fucked up her stomach instead.

>not naming it 'VERY fast waif(u) running at incredible hihg speed.png'

name of prostitute?

Eh I just want to see the look on his face when he sees the Arryn banners come over the hilltop, he'll know he's fucked at that point because Robin is Sansa's cousin and he's way may powerful than Ramsay

I also can't wait to see the look on the Glovers face when the Stark's are back in charge again

The Queen In The North over some random chinless whore

>Not a pic of that ass

Come on son. You can't find an ass like that on the iron islands.

i want her to run away from me like that when i confess to her and she gets disgusted

Just thinking about what Ramsay did to Sansa every night in that bed makes my dick rock-hard. Would be great if she was preggers

>newfag still spouting his bullshit

For the last time, leaks confirm Lyanna survives

Salsa Stark Lannister Bolton Baelish

Testing The Waif

Westerosi men raped and pillaged during the WOFK too.

Convince me to stop loving Daenerys Targaryen.

Already memed

written by Cogman

When Dany moves the entire population of Essos onto Westeros, would she be a bigger enemy than the night king?

>not using Snowdown
faggots keep up

Are they gonna make her seduce Dany or some stupid shit?

...They're gonna do it right?
But not have them do anything. Just have the lesbian matriarchy in charge, without the eye candy.

post the results of all season6

>break formations of large armies
>critically injure a shitload of soldiers and cause chaos
>send in a much smaller army to wipe them out

It's not that hard

You are a bad lesbian if you chose ass over tits

/this basically waif failed the test and orders and proved she was no faceless man as they would not do that they are clean cut assassins

she's so fucking fine now but you can tell that's she'll be a 3/10 in a few years

Sansa's too much of a cunt this season

Dear Lord Baelish,

The Fire Rises in the snows near Winterfell. You get to bring friends and crash your big guys into the Bolton flank, with no survivors. Make it extremely painful; we expect few of us in the wreckage after.

It doesn't matter who you bring, all that matters is our battle plan. Do this, and I will see you show a lot more loyalty than a hired sellsword.

For you,
Sansa

>Battle Of Ice
>Battle Of Fire
>Possible Aeron PoV in a naval battle against the Redwynes
>Euron sacking Oldtown
>Finding out what Jaquen is up to in Oldtown
>LSH / Jaime / Brienne conclusion (any guesses?)
>Jon Resurrection (will actually be well done)
>More Bran Weirwood shit
>BWB crashing Devan Lannister's wedding
>Wall will come down
>Stannis' last stand against the WW
>Davos / Manderly / Rickon conclusion
>Cersei's trial

Reminder TWOW will be based!!

>I also can't wait to see the look on the Glovers face when the Stark's are back in charge again


I predict sansa and john show mercy to distance themselves from Rob's policies and bring them back into the fold. If he executes more of them for treason, it's just makes everything worse.

Even her book plot is boring, of all the bullshit to make major changes to rhe showrunners really fucked up by not untying the Myreneese knot faster

She won't be, D&D don't have the balls to also give her a rape baby.

She'll have love children by Jon though

It was miles ahead of any other episode this season for sure.

AS that other user said, Cogman writting. Enough said.

But we already know from Ep8 preview that D&D are ruining Jaime
youtube.com/watch?v=fIOiAfEIk_g

So they'll probably ruin everything he's done and go back to the norms.

best girl was right again

This may be one of the highest rated episodes so far this season.

I fucking wish.
Have Asha come and fuck Danny into absolute submission and take over the kingdoms the Greyjoy way

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>Baelish

Since he's from a shit tier House and Sansa is from a Great House, he would likely take her name

don't stop, she's perfect

>I don't need an army, only Bigby Wolf

fucking really?

>tfw watch got every week with big group of 25+ normies at my university
>tfw i will probably cheer when the night king kills dany
>power level will be revealed and i will be ostracized

whats the plan here boys

A true lesbian always chooses ass over titz

>tfw she will never squeeze your nuts and demand you cum for her

>tfw the Night's King was the heir of House Stark thousands of years ago when he was abducted by the Children, transformed, and cast into the Far North
>When he invades Westeros with his army, he'll head straight for Winterfell. Either he'll take it by force or he'll take it when Jon, Sansa and Baelish abandon it to retreat south
>tfw he sits on the Wolf Throne, a Stark finally home in Winterfell

>it's a Dany and Yara get married episode

Edric Storm is CUT.

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Brava

Where's Melly?

Thats not how it works

>Dear Lord Baelish,

>Come and see my last living brother get killed by a psychopath. We can get married after that and rule Winterfell ourselves.

>Your big wife (for you),
>Sansa Stark

best keep coming through

No.
I can't see the ass while I'm grabbing it, it's secondary. You should only care about ass when you're about to cum and hips are all you care about.

>Aeron PoV in a naval battle
Aeron is not in Euron's fleet.

>Stannis' last stand
>We will defend the realm. We are the fire that will stand before the ice. We give our lives for the realm and every man within it!
>White Walker Ygritte appears
>But I am no man
>Impales Stannis
>And who are you the proud lord said....
>Written by dabbadabbadoo!

>pretending to be Arya

Stopped reading there.
You do realize how faces work in this show, right? You need to kill a guy, skin off his face and then use it, you dont just pick "ah ima look like Tywin Lannister today".

>all these reddut theories

IMDB plebs hated it because no Dany pep talk to smelly brown people or le dick joke midget

>Jon BTFO for being a wildling lover
>Sansa BTFO for being in a dead house and also being Sansa Lannister/Bolton
>Robb BTFO for being a retarded king who fucked some foreign whore while the north needed help

He only needed a line calling Dany a fat worthless cunt, and that'd be all of them.

Fansa for sure, just cuz her tits are spectacular.

They said the same thing about Sandor and LSH

Tripod bummed he's been dry for weeks stuck with that turbodyke and he had that Sansa tang in the bag before this fuck came back from the dead right when he got to the beds

AHHHH JACQUEN SAVE ME PLEASE

nah, she created the most twisted fucking psychopat you'll ever meet