Help i've fallen in love with jade jones

help i've fallen in love with jade jones.

do you think she's into cut jewish weaklings?

pls respond

look at that adorable chubby face

she's fitter than almost anyone on the planet and she still has a perfect plump face with the perfect jawline

No

She is though

pls say it ain't so all i want from this life is my beautiful jade

look at her cute skin and perfect smile

fuck i need a welsh qt like this or i will kill myself

so homely

my heart explodes

>she's a 3/10
>that's 9/10 by Jewish standards
>plus she got gold, so like 99/10 in the eyes of a jew

ok thats pretty funny but seriously how can i win the heart of a homely welsh girl

you only want her for her gold, shlomo

just get some big titted jew girl in israel lad, your mum will get upset if you settle down with a shiksa

Have you heard her speak?
She sounds like a 60 year old who smoked 60 a day since she was 12

no i need to water down my wimpy jew genetics. with ashkenazi brain and homely and powerful welsh genetics our offspring will be the true masterrace

pls jade

just strap her to your machine and fuck her to death Shlomo. Send us a couple WEBMs would you..

I know what you mean
homely waifu best waifu

sorry lad but she's probably shacked up with some huge welsh rugby player who's hung like a racehorse, she's not going to settle for someone who looks like a toast rack when he takes of his shirt and has had half his (small) dick chopped off

me too but at least I'm actually British
you'll never be within 100 miles of her lmao
>she's 3/10
take that back

SAY IT AIN'T SO SAY IT AIN'T SO

TAKE IT BACK

She's a 10/10 by Flintshire and North Walian standards

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Israel you would fall in love with a walrus if it ate kosher.

Pretense- I'm a winter competitor.

Goddammit I hate these Olympics. Fucking Norway and their dominance. This time it's over.

i have masturbated 3 times to jade jones since last night

is this what love feels like lads?

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Never cuddled with a 17-20 CAD before? That's love.